Kate Hudson Births Out Another Boy

July 10, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

Kate Hudson guessed that she was having a baby of the female variety, because a string of hair and a ring said so! But nope, that shit was wrong because she had another baby boy! The pendulum test fails yet again. (Or maybe Kate’s son tried to fuck with her by tucking his shit in the womb.)

Kate’s spokeswhore tells UsWeekly that Kate and her fiance Matt Bellamy of Muse embraced a bundle of slobber, wet poo and needy coos as Goldie Hawn and the Dalai Lama (who Skyped in from DC) hummed out a chant to center Kate’s sacral chakra. This is Kate’s second kid and Matt’s first.

Kate’s rep kept their lips shut about what they named their new son, but her first son’s name is Ryder Russell Robinson, so they probably kept with the same initial theme. I’m thinking Bitch Bogus Bellamy, Big Beautiful Bellamy, Bossy Bottom Bellamy, Beep Beep Bellamy, Blue Benetnasch Bellamy, or Bam Bam Bellamy. But if I was them, the only name to choose from would be: Ring Dem Bellamy.

Tags: BABIES!!!, Duggars, Kate Hudson

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