Kate Hudson Births Out Another Boy
Kate Hudson guessed that she was having a baby of the female variety, because a string of hair and a ring said so! But nope, that shit was wrong because she had another baby boy! The pendulum test fails yet again. (Or maybe Kate's son tried to fuck with her by tucking his shit in the womb.)
Kate's spokeswhore tells UsWeekly that Kate and her fiance Matt Bellamy of Muse embraced a bundle of slobber, wet poo and needy coos as Goldie Hawn and the Dalai Lama (who Skyped in from DC) hummed out a chant to center Kate's sacral chakra. This is Kate's second kid and Matt's first.
Kate's rep kept their lips shut about what they named their new son, but her first son's name is Ryder Russell Robinson, so they probably kept with the same initial theme. I'm thinking Bitch Bogus Bellamy, Big Beautiful Bellamy, Bossy Bottom Bellamy, Beep Beep Bellamy, Blue Benetnasch Bellamy, or Bam Bam Bellamy. But if I was them, the only name to choose from would be: Ring Dem Bellamy.
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I fell sorry for the kids. Their mother is a talentless ho.
Bob's Big Boy Bellamy
Boom-chaka-laka-boom boom Bellamy.
how soon before this baby will be riding the shoulders of one of kate's many boyfriends to come...
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Hopefully w/ the next baby daddy she will have a girl. You could tell she really wanted a girl. She will name the baby Harper like every celeb these days.
I hate Kate. I loved Goldie and I hate this faux replica. She has done nothing but step into her mothers career. And she sucks.
Submitted by boston61 on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 2:15pm.
Wonder if her sons will get bad nose jobs like Mom's?
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Werd. She was not an attractive child. Goldie had a nose job too - if you read her book she has pics of herself pre-nosejob, but never mentions it in the text.
Submitted by Miss Thang on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 12:31pm.
I can't wait until this "donkey hoof" shoe trend is over.
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Has she lost the baby weight yet? 'Cause Posh already has.
She picks some fugly looking dudes to knock her up.
If she's honest she'll call him 'Fat Paycheck Bellamy'.
They're not married yet, so I recommend "Bastard Boobjob Bellamy".
Im sorry its a boy. Unfortunately he'll be a little troll like his daddy.
another boy to suffer through her revolving door of men. At least he and Ryder will have each other.
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congrats
It must've been such a disappointment for Kate when the baby came out a boy! Haha! No mini-whore for Kate this time. Maybe the third babydaddy will be the charm.
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Kate Hudson seems down to earth, and is cute. That being said, she contributes nothing whatsoever to films or the acting community.
I don't care what the fuck her boyfriend Matt Bellamy does or does not suffer from. He is an exceptional musician in an extraordinary group.
That is all.
Submitted by bexicle on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 12:33pm.
Matt Bellamy has aspergers, possibly borderline autistic.
Um... Proof?
I hope they name the kid Easy to go with his big brother Ryder.
Submitted by sybil on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 3:28pm.
Drinking champagne & listening to Dave Gahan, what a beautiful day!
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Drinking champagne & listening to Dave Gahan, what a beautiful day!
She could try and beat ulrika whatshername a "celebrity" in the UK w/ a swedish surname..I forget it now. She had four kids by four men. Her nickname is 4 x 4. Awesome.
And she could have just looked up the chinese gender chart online and skipped that stupid pendulum shit.
Submitted by Angeluz_4ever on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 1:52pm.
Thank you Blueangel I thought Russell was because of Kurt and that maybe he had adopted Kate because she had almost 0 relation with her father... Middle name is your mother last name? Because for us middle name is for example a second name such as Maria Conchita Alonso: Conchita will be her middle name
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According to Kate Hudson at the time, Russell is the middle name to honor her relationship with Kurt Russell who was more like a father to her than her own father. Kurt and Goldie have never married and I don't believe he adopted Kate and Oliver.
That outfit looks awful, too...Black is slimming but that dress looks stupid, and so do the beige shoes.
Wonder if her sons will get bad nose jobs like Mom's?
ahahahahaha Ring Dem Bellamy! Nice!!
@ TwatsThat - How about Bitch Boom Bam Bellamy?
Although I must say, I do like Ring Dem Bellamy!
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Submitted by Madam Pince on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 1:46pm.
I wonder if Kate is going to seclude herself and sob now that she has a second son. Supposedly what Britney did when Jayden was born.
I'm hoping for the seclusion; I don't care about her reasoning.
Thank you Blueangel I thought Russell was because of Kurt and that maybe he had adopted Kate because she had almost 0 relation with her father... Middle name is your mother last name? Because for us middle name is for example a second name such as Maria Conchita Alonso: Conchita will be her middle name
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I wonder if Kate is going to seclude herself and sob now that she has a second son. Supposedly what Britney did when Jayden was born.
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I'm so glad this whore had a boy, not a girl. Some women should never have girls, and she is #1 on the list.
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Submitted by Angeluz_4ever on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 1:26pm.
Please can somebody explain why Ryder last name is Russell Robinsonn, also the Brangelina kids last name is Jolie-Pittm for why I know in the USA you often use the last name of the male parent... Am I wrong?
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Kate was married to Chris Robinson when Ryder was born. Ryder's last name is Robinson. Russell is his middle name. As for the Jolie-Pitt kids, AJ divorced herself from her last name (Voight) and uses her middle name (Jolie) as her last name. Those two combined their "last" names and gave them to all the kids, adopted (by AJ without Pitt) and biological.
In the US, kids usually have the husband's last name, unless the parents chose to combine last names. However, these celebs aren't married so they do whatever they want.
Why are these 9-months-pregnant women wearing heels high enough to cause them to lose their footing, fall, and break their necks? Milk the pregnancy and wear ugly-ass flip-flops everywhere!
What about Bitch Boom Bye Bellamy?
Oh wait, that will be the father when Kate spits him out in a few months.
IMO Bellamy is kinda cute. Who knows what he sees in Kate pass-around Hudson!
Well, as Lindsay Lohan is used to hearing from her clients.... Sorry for the DP. My phone is wack.
Now these girls are talking about who they know is lesbian. Apparently one quarter of their graduating class was lesbian. It's classic. I SO wish you guys could hear this. I LOL'ed a few times. I'm actually liking them at this point. They are funny.
And Mazel tov to Kate. Naturally she will not be circumcising this one either.
Please can somebody explain why Ryder last name is Russell Robinsonn, also the Brangelina kids last name is Jolie-Pittm for why I know in the USA you often use the last name of the male parent... Am I wrong?
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Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 12:21pm.
Hopefully they named him Big Balls Bellamy
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I know a lezbo couple with a cat called 'Big Balls' and late one boozy Saturday night, he went missing. The dykey one, (I'll call her Phyllis, or Phyl) staggered around the neighbourhood, all tanked up and breathing out fierce beer fumes, banging on people's doors to ask them if they'd seen Big Balls anywhere. Someone called the cops on her..hahaha..poor Phyl. They found Big Balls eventually, cowering under a porch.
*chuckle*
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This is totally true. I'm on the train coming back from the Bamptons and these two cunty girls have been entertaining me with their vain shallow conversation:
Cunt 1: oh I'm not having any daughters. I'm having a son.
Cunt 2: really? How do you know this?
Cunt 1: well my mother is really psychic and she had a dream that I had a son. With a big nose.
Cunt 2: A big nose? Ew, how random. Are you dating anyone with a big nose? The big nose would have to come from him.
Cunt 1: no. Not currently. But I guess I'm going to have to date a JEEEWWW.
I wish you guys could hear these girls. The stuff coming out of their mouths is PRICEless.
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 1:13pm.
I'm so nosy, I would totally be listening, too. Stuff like that cracks me up.
This is totally true. I'm on the train coming back from the Bamptons and these two cunty girls have been entertaining me with their vain shallow conversation:
Cunt 1: oh I'm not having any daughters. I'm having a son.
Cunt 2: really? How do you know this?
Cunt 1: well my mother is really psychic and she had a dream that I had a son. With a big nose.
Cunt 2: A big nose? Ew, how random. Are you dating anyone with a big nose? The big nose would have to come from him.
Cunt 1: no. Not currently. But I guess I'm going to have to date a JEEEWWW.
I wish you guys could hear these girls. The stuff coming out of their mouths is PRICEless.
Submitted by stefystef on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 1:03pm.
Posh had a 7lb baby? hell no!
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7lbs 10oz according to People's site...how a scrawny woman like that had that big of a baby astounds me. Guess she must've been healthier than she looked...
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Posh had a 7lb baby? hell no!
But yeah, she had a girl.
Suri's got competition.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 12:35pm.
How many men is this woman gonna try to have babies with? It's just the first question that comes to mind every time I see her.
Word.
Buddah Bong Bellamy
Beep Beep Bellamy for the win!
She's taken her Penny Lane role a little too seriously.
Let's hope the kid takes after his mother, and actually has a CHIN.
Sometimes you look at people and think, "Their baby is going to be beautiful!" Not these two.