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Adrian Grenier (35)
Aviva (27)
Jessica Simpson (31)
Thomas Ian Nicholas (31)
Gwendoline Yeo (34)
Andrew Firestone (36)
Chiwetel Ejiofor (37)
Sofia Vergara (39)
Gale Harold (42)
Alec Mapa (46)
Fiona Shaw (53)
Cindy Sheehan (54)
Neil Tennant (57)
Sue Lyon (65)
Robert Pine (70)
Mavis Staples (72)
Jerry Herman (80)

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Birthday Sluts

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Submitted by almostfamous88 on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:31am.

he looks like my Dominican friend's hideous lesbian sister..this chick used to have a unibrow when she was little lmao

Submitted by dlaugher on Mon, 07/11/2011 - 5:34pm.

i share a birthday with Raul Duke???!!

Nice to see a few names added that i haven't seen: mavis staples, chewetal whatever, sofia vergara....

in the olden days it was just Mary Mcleod Bethune. These days it's usually just Jessica Simpson.

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Submitted by I heart Natalie on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 9:59pm.

Aviva = bottled water ?

Submitted by caprica six on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 6:05pm.

Birthday pinches to the sluts on the list and Raul DUKEEE. Shots all around!

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Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 6:00pm.

Happy Birthday, Raul!!

Submitted by Albatross on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 4:46pm.

Happy Birthday, Gale Harold!!!!!!!!!!!!! Brian Kinney was the sexiest motherfucker on TV evereverever!

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Submitted by muffintops on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 4:34pm.

woah 35! he prances around the east village like a teenager

Submitted by kate773 on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 4:13pm.

Oh my god he looks like a chick. Ew.

Submitted by Raul Duke on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 3:44pm.

Thanks for all the B-Day wishes horz!

Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 12:16pm.
suckandfuck and raul are like the goofus and gallant of sick humor.
the best.

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Submitted by Dallaspowers on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 2:34pm.

LOL. The stories about how smelly his foreskin is.

Submitted by putas on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 2:02pm.

I'm loving the "phases of the moon" lighting. Ingenious

Submitted by sanguinivorous on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 1:43pm.

I've only heard of one of those people.

Submitted by AlohaGirl on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 1:34pm.

Forever a Pet Shop Boys fan. Happy BD to Neil Tennant!!!

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 1:30pm.

agirl -- Teresa Giudice -- good one!!! Except Adrian is of the Hebrew persuasion, I believe.

Dixie McCall -- OMG, I believe Adrian is related to Eddie & Lily Munster and Grandpa, too!!!

If Adrian's eyebrows are that plentiful, could you imagine what the hair situation is in his crotchal area? Blrrrggghhhhh.

Submitted by Dixie McCall on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 11:44am.

Adrian has the Eddie Munster thing seriously going on in that pic...I can see shades of Yvonne DeCarlo, too, in a bizarre way.

Jesus, I must either be getting older or suffering a major brainfart today, as I recognize only a handful of names on this BD list.

I made a joke the other day that someone oughta name a highball cocktail in honour of the late Betty Ford. The joke fell like pancake batter onto the fryin' pan. For fuck sake, it was only a joke! Lighten up already!

Submitted by vidz on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 11:39am.

@twatty

***looks around the room sheepishly*** I watch vampire diaries and pretty little liars - AND I like it.

@femguide
Being the insufferably nosey person I am, pls tell us more. PS I do read your blog sometimes.

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Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 11:13am.

Good Lord, I thought that was Anne Hathaway in a tux.

HB to Raul and Miss Francis' niece, Jenny!
(Jenny - if your underage, please turn away, you don't need to see this) -

*inserts lit roman candle into Raul's fartbox for BD celebration*

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Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 11:04am.

Who did Adrian Grenier suck off to get his acting gig?

The dude is fug and has no charisma so I figured he must be gifted in the dick-sucking department.

Submitted by vegetablelollipop on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 11:01am.

Chiwetel Ejiofor and Mavis Staples for the win!

Submitted by Bossy on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 10:33am.

Once a caveman, always a caveman. Seriously, I don't see what people see in this guy.

Submitted by femguide on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 10:16am.

Unfortunately there was no proof. We were alone in my car. Watching his lame career is retribution enough for me.

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Submitted by SpiceDong on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 11:18am.

Submitted by femguide on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 11:01am.
This guy Adrian sexually harassed me when I worked on Entourage.

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u should have sued his hairy ASS.

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Submitted by agirl on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 10:04am.

Happy Birfday Raul!

Submitted by agirl on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 10:02am.

Wow Adrian's eyebrows go right into his hairline...is he related to Theresa Giudice?

Submitted by SpiceDong on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 9:48am.

Submitted by femguide on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 11:01am.
This guy Adrian sexually harassed me when I worked on Entourage.

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u should have sued his hairy ASS.

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 9:44am.

The lost Kardashian sister, or Sasquatch Goes to High School.

Happy BD Raul! Do something naughty.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 9:42am.

No, Adrian.

Just NO!

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Submitted by rook on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 9:41am.

TEEN WOLF!

Submitted by Talkdirty2me on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 9:37am.

Oh I see he's always been hideous. Inconceivable that he is famous when he possesses no discernible talent. His head is too big for his body and I always associate him with Paris Hilton, (whom I loathe), because he dated her for so long. Consequently, when I think of this guy I think of a bobble head who has herpes.

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Submitted by femguide on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 9:31am.

This guy Adrian sexually harassed me when I worked on Entourage. He is a disgusting pig and a fucking phony. I've known some of his friends in LA and they are douche bags too.

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 9:28am.

Vidz -- I know, my bf loves "Entourage" and "Californication." Then again, I've been liking shit like "My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding," so what do I know? LOL!

Submitted by ginger_t on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 9:21am.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MISS FRANCIS' NIECE JENNY! DListers, please send a birthday wish to Jenny, Miss Francis' wonderful niece, if you are commenting on this thread so Miss Francis can forward the link and make her day.

On more superficial notes, Rene Z, Megan Fox, Posh, Lisa Rinna (in her secret, deep dark, post- lip reduction place), and every real housewife wants to time travel, rip Grenier's high school duck lips off his face, and Franken-layer them on their kisser.

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Submitted by Miss Francis on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 10:07am.

Grim list, so I'll say Happy Birthday to my niece Jenny who is not famous but is a wonderful human being nonetheless.

Submitted by Spiffy McSpitshine on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 9:18am.

Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 9:06am.

Whoa! Has anyone ever seen Adrien Grenier and Mila Kunis in the same room?
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Hah! I was thinking the same thing! They at least look like creepy brother and sister. I will admit to having bad taste in high school and would definitely have had a crush on him. I had a thing for long hair, bushy brows and "sweet" faces on guys. A lot of those guys with that type of look ended up gay after high school....so this explains why I was always single.

HATE Entourgage. HATE it!

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Submitted by vidz on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 9:15am.

HB raul and TV.

@Twatmuff

Nuh-uh! I love entourage and californication has grown on me like a raging herpes sore. But yes, every last one of them is a douche on the show.

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Submitted by Liana on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 9:10am.

I have no words. And I've heard of Grenier's massive dickitude, as well.

Submitted by KnowItAll on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 9:10am.

Adrian played for the other team at a recent Amfar donation/meeting in Las Vegas with two major power gays.

He's collaborated with this company before but never has he been so OUT about his sexual likes and dislikes, until Vegas.

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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 8:54am.

Is this a Caption This ? or an Awkward Family Photo ?

gawd. a face only a mother could love.

Submitted by LisaRose on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 8:51am.

I SO would have been dreaming about him in high school! :)

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 8:48am.

Raul Duke -- happy birthday, hon-bun!!!

Miss Francis -- I totally agree with you; I do not understand the appeal of Grenier. He looks like a werewolf to me, way too hairy and gross. I've never even watched "Entourage" -- I don't like any of those fuckers. It's like "Californication" -- you have to be a guy to appreciate it.

Submitted by KANYESCAPS on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 8:47am.

Adrian looks like the grown man version of Suri Cruise.

Submitted by Vern on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 8:44am.

Happy Happy Birfday Raul and TV!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hope you don't pick up too many infections from your gifts!

*chanting as always*

Submitted by SugaMama on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 8:43am.

Good golly miss molly.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 8:40am.

Happy Birthday to TV! ♥

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Submitted by Miss Francis on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 8:37am.

I don't get the appeal of Adrian Grenier. He's an ugly, greasy dumbass, and I've heard enough stories about him being a total dick to people that I'm convinced it's true. Terrible "actor", too. Tuck in your shirt, you fucking slob!

"Entourage" is such a pandering piece of crap. Nobody on that show can act except Piven, and he's insufferable in real life now. I used to like him when he was John Cusack's bald, humble best friend. That toupee must have leaked and turned his brain into an asshole brain.

Grim list, so I'll say Happy Birthday to my niece Jenny who is not famous but is a wonderful human being nonetheless.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 8:36am.

Wasn't Sue Lyon the original Lolita?

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 8:34am.

Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 9:30am.
I'm not sure you should keep performing as the Pet Shop Boys when you're over 40. See also Beach Boys, Boyz II Men, etc
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Submitted by London Bridge on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 8:31am.

I'll take you there, Mavis!!
Sofia Vergara--annoying as shit on Modern Family..the show and her were cute the first few episodes but now so played.
Chiwetel Ejiofor--Happy B day, HOTTIE!
Oh Adrian, I have never been able to sit through an entire episode of Entourage(yeah I know it's just 30 minutes, its just that BAD) but I would love to know what flat iron u used for this pic!!

Feliz Cumpleanos, Raul!!

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