Hot Slut Of The Day!
Late one night as Brit Brit was about to fall into a Cheetos-induced coma in her backyard, the last Cheeto puff hanging out of her mouth fell onto the ground before being carried by the wind all the way to a gutter in Hollywood where Snooki was lying face down, pussy up. Snooki stirred, causing her to let out a watermelon-scented queef on the Cheeto. Luckily for the Cheeto, the wind picked it up again and blew it to the front of a karaoke bar/bootleg Hello Kitty kiosk where it landed on top of an American made manga, and that’s where it’s new life would be born.
A group of drunk silver-haired sluts coming back from a Pokemon-themed hug orgy stumbled in front of the Cheeto and simultaneously barfed a wet load of tempura bits and Midori on top of it. The high-pitched squeals of a warped Aqua tape playing from a beat up pink Boombox blasted through the streets as the toxic Midori barf seeped into the Cheeto, mutating it into the one and only TRISHII!!!!!! And that’s how a YouTube star is born!
Source: Grindhouse Barbie (aka Ms. Limelight) via The Daily What