PENIS! PENIS! PENIS!

Unless you’re the person in charge of writing Tommy Girl’s rider, you probably don’t get the word “PENIS!” shouted at you in the workplace. But the lucky (or unlucky, depending on who you ask) employees at Archie Comics know exactly what it feels like to get harshly fucked in the ears with the “PENIS” word by their co-CEO Nancy Silberkleit and now they want her out.

TMZ reports that Nancy, who inherited the job from her late husband and has no experience in running a comic book company, is being sued by Archie Comics Publications for bullying and sexually harassing employees. They say that once during a meeting in 2009, Nancy crashed into the conference room and shouted “PENIS! PENIS! PENIS! PENIS!” while pointing at each person there. Nancy went on another verbal PENIS! frenzy last year and also told a few employees that her “balls hurt.”

A firm who specializes in sexual harassment cases advised Archie Comics to pull the PENIS! out of their company and fire Nancy. Archie Comics wants a judge to ban Nancy from the offices and keep her from representing their shit at events.

Either this is marketing for Horrible Bosses, ho has Tourette’s or she’s my kind of boss who uses PENIS! to spice up a bland and boring meeting. Most of us have sat in useless, stupid meetings wishing that who ever was talking would say the word PENIS! on a loop and that there would be cups and plates of PENIS! on the table instead of stale crackers and tap water, so I’m not even mad at Nancy. PENIS! is a beautiful word and should be used as much as possible. But maybe this crazy penis-loving bitch just isn’t right for Archie. Nancy should get a job where PENIS! is cherished, loved and appreciated. You know, like the Scientology Center or the office of an anti-gay politician.