One Of These Things Is Not Like The Other

July 8, 2011 / Posted by:

Here’s the trailer for Jack And Jack, which stars Adam Sandler, Katie Holmes, Dana Carvey, Shaq and Al Pacino. If you haven’t guessed already what the answer to the riddle about is, it’s: WHY IN FRESH HELL ARE YOU DOING THIS AL PACINO?????????

Does Al Pacino have a secret love child who suffers from a rare disorder that can only be treated by eating a nutrient only found in hundred dollar bills so he has to take any job offered to him?! Is Al Pacino’s for real goal in life to win every acting award imaginable including the Razzie? Has Al Pacino always had a strange fetish for Adam Sandler’s GAP girl wig? Why else would Al Pacino want to play himself in a movie where he’s supposed to be attracted to a tragic creature who was created using the worst features of Jill Zarin, Jennifer Aniston, Barbra Streisand and Blossom?!

On November 11th, if you’re looking for a private place to take your fuck partner to for a quick beej, just sneak into a theater playing this busted mess, because NOBODY will be in there.

Watch it make $150 million in its opening weekend.

via Best Week Ever

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