Friday, July 8th 2011

Michelle Rodriguez Is One Lucky Bitch

If any of us had a stumpy mast of seasoned Italian gristle with a slug hugger full of soft bulging love communicating to us in body language to ravage him whole, we would not turn our backs to him the way Michelle Rodriguez did in Sardinia yesterday. But that's exactly what MRod did while climbing rocks and shit with Italian businessman Gianluca Vacchi. I mean, Gianluca is throwing his arms up and begging for a stick up, but MRod is denying him! Or maybe she left her dildo gun on the boat. Whatever the case may be, I hope that after those dykes on a bike rode into the sunset, their love story ended with Gianluca checking into the emergency room at 4am because he accidentally fell culo first onto a broken off strap-on. Il finito!

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sybil's picture

Whoops! Did not realize he was a billionaire, so Sybil takes it all back!!! What a hot piece..the Tommy Lee of Tuscany!!

sybil's picture

The recently dead thing he has hiding in those shorts utterly repulses me!

MizRo's picture

She looks great and if she is "hooking", she's doing it right.
If she's not hooking, more power to her - she's adventurous and enjoying life.

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Submitted by Neurotic on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 9:05pm.
I thought it was "solved" as being Tara Reid or something?

MRod could be a guess, but for some reason, it seems unlikely. Like, bitch has enough money by now?

The pepaw is just an old beard, not a John.
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I think there are a few hooking actresses out there. I'm sure Tara Reid is one of them, but I bet this one is one too. She is always on vacation.

Neurotic's picture

I thought it was "solved" as being Tara Reid or something?

MRod could be a guess, but for some reason, it seems unlikely. Like, bitch has enough money by now?

The pepaw is just an old beard, not a John.

literarylioness's picture

I guess she is the Blind Item answer to the "actress" who does high class hooking on the side. She is definitely a carpet muncher from all I've seen though. I do like her old man John though.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 11:45am.
Why would the Most Interesting Man in the World be with Michelle Rodriguez?????

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Stay thirsty my friend.

I like his package*drool*
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Mickey Anonymouse's picture

She's banging the Most Interesting Man in the World.

Stay thirsty friends.

Even amongst the most seasoned budgie smuggler aficionados, the white Speedo is still considered a "don't". Fact.

I don't get it, all these women who are rich and famous are still such gold diggers. I mean I guess I'd want to date a billionaire too, but it is weird. Like Selma Hayek, is smoking hot and super rich and could retire and live the rest of her life in luxury on her own dime...but no she has to go and marry some ugly rich old dude.

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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 4:40pm.
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That makes her the best possible Angelina Jolie out there (before Angiejo stopped eating and started collecting kids.)

She's good at only one kind of role? She's smoking hot? She doesn't try or pretend to try? She's not orchestrating pap shots? Amazing.

And yes, The IT Crowd is possibly one of the best sitcoms of all time! Moss is just "such a delight" as Roy would say (from the episode with the stress machine) and I just wish there were more than 24 episodes of it, damn it.

swarm-of-locusts's picture

Michelle was giving me highend, international call girls vibes a year ago...these photos confirm my suspicions about what she's been doing between checks. I like her, but Hollywood doesn't seem to have any use for her outside of playing faux-stud characters.

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Molotov Cocktease's picture

neurotic - truthfully, she's not the best actress, kind of the same types of roles, but she does well in them.

More importantly... I love The IT Crowd, especially Moss! nice avie ♥

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I think all this shit started with a 3 way they had that went wrong and afterwards Jen wanted to be held and Ang wanted to fuck again... so he went with the obvious choice. - jack-n-the-hat 07/07/11

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mrod is riding that old dude? i didn't think she could get it up for the mens...
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joe shmoe's picture

Fack it. Unless you're Daniel Craig just say no to budgie smugglers. Please.

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Neurotic's picture

That photo of his back makes me think of Becks, with less tatoos that is.

I like it that Mrod isn't an annoying tabloid starlet, though I've never seen anything she's been in, despite the fact that lost and other shit was insanely popular.

No idea if she can act or not, but the body rocks and you gotta love someone who doesn't seem obsessed with being some super star with a "passion for fashion" like most actresses these days.

Molotov Cocktease's picture

Cara and SFRB - me and my bf fight over her all of the time, she just does it for me, like she would break a bitch's back in the bedroom. *swoon*

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I think all this shit started with a 3 way they had that went wrong and afterwards Jen wanted to be held and Ang wanted to fuck again... so he went with the obvious choice. - jack-n-the-hat 07/07/11

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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 3:25pm.
I know many disagree, but IMO that there is one of the sexiest women in hollywood, and all without having to even try. I want!
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Totally agree. I love that she does whatever the hell she wants. She's confidant and that's very sexy.

Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 3:25pm.
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i LOVE her too...

Hot butchy mess... GIMME SUMMA DAT!

Molotov Cocktease's picture

I know many disagree, but IMO that there is one of the sexiest women in hollywood, and all without having to even try. I want!

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I think all this shit started with a 3 way they had that went wrong and afterwards Jen wanted to be held and Ang wanted to fuck again... so he went with the obvious choice. - jack-n-the-hat 07/07/11

TelevisedRevolution's picture

She exudes sex. She just looks like she knows what time it is, and can get all up in there. I might not even want to hose her down first.

Snideychick sez:

If this dude is a richy Italian why the fuck is he not riding an Aprilia? Or an MV Agusta? Harleys are heavy, slow and ugly!

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Submitted by sunshinejem on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 2:07pm.

still do not understand the whole european swim suit thing..

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Can't you accept it without an explanation?

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Submitted by dementa on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 1:50pm.

Hint to the men of the world. We ladies (except the MRods) love your penis in bed. The rest of the time, we don't want to see it. Cover that shit up.

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Tell that to prude Americans, and leave Europeans alone.

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Submitted by dementa on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 1:50pm.
Hint to the men of the world. We ladies (except the MRods) love your penis in bed. The rest of the time, we don't want to see it. Cover that shit up.

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sunshinejem's picture

still do not understand the whole european swim suit thing.

...fight the douche inside of you...

She is NOT ATTRACTIVE. She has serious Rosie O' Donnell mouf. Look at the two side by side... same lips and big teeth and snarl/smile. Angry fucking mouths all the time. Gross

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Submitted by RustyHooligan on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 1:10pm.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 11:45am.
Why would the Most Interesting Man in the World be with Michelle Rodriguez?????

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AHAHAHAAAA!! I thought it was the Dos Equis pepaw at first.

"I don't always hire hookers, but when I do, I prefer Hispanic butterfaced lesbians"

Both a yahs: very funny.

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I concur. Those posts killed me. =D

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Hint to the men of the world. We ladies (except the MRods) love your penis in bed. The rest of the time, we don't want to see it. Cover that shit up.

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DeathStarJones's picture

That is one hot fuckin' daddy.

ditquoi's picture

Hi Breaky :D

chinlee3's picture

Maybe she's short on cash.

TheBreakdown's picture

I would hit both of them, and then XTube the footage.

What?

You wouldn`t?!

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she's a hooker with men, but dates ladies for love.

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The bitch IS lucky. She's in Sardinia and I'm not. :-(

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Ms.Fit's picture

If that shadow under his package is any indication of what he's offering.... I definitely would.

Submitted by gina latina on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 11:49am.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 11:45am.
Why would the Most Interesting Man in the World be with Michelle Rodriguez?????

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AHAHAHAAAA!! I thought it was the Dos Equis pepaw at first.

"I don't always hire hookers, but when I do, I prefer Hispanic butterfaced lesbians"

Both a yahs: very funny.

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I find her to be both. Whatevs, I guess it's just my inner lezzie talking. My dad finds her hot too.

Oof, just got a closer look at pepaw. He's pretty hot. Not that old either. his body is better than alot of younger guys.

Shut the front door! Ellen Paige is GHEY?

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Furry-Hunk-Of-Man-Beef's picture

Daddy looks well hung.

tempokat's picture

Pepaw does have a nice body, that isn't in question. The Speedos do NOTHING for him (especially white....really?!) but that gawd-awful beard is doing LESS than nothing for him. I don't understand that white beard shit. Prolly looks much younger if that was shaved off.

The online dating sites I peer at are full of 40+ year olds with redic facial hair. SHAVE YOUR FACE, menz.

Thamar's picture

not often do you see bikers with chick in front guessing, they do it right there on the bike

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MooseMama's picture

Wow yes this is the perfect way for M-Rod to make everyone believe she's into penis
Im sure she's thinking "theres no way they will say ima lezzie now, look at this old dude im banging"

Sweetie Darling If you're going to grow a beard at least get a cute one, and a Gay cute one would be best, not only will you shoot down rumors, you both can cover for each other (of course we have men and women coming to our home we have a very open relationship) also your Gay beard can teach you how to dress WTF kind of bathing suit is that?

oh and P.S. making your man ride on the back of your motorcycle like your bitch

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M.E.'s picture

Stocky - it says "Lord, grant me the strength to accept fucktards I cannot change."

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Sir, Depends are no outerwear.

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Stock Broker's picture

M.E. ~
I can't read your avie. What does it say?

I vote for bringing Odin back, the swimming tiger.

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Meatblocks's picture

personally, i don't go for the types that probably light their own farts.

*peddles off in an '88 yugo*