Megan Fox uploaded 4 pictures to her Facebook page yesterday and titled the album “THINGS YOU CAN’T DO WITH YOUR FACE WHEN YOU HAVE BOTOX” when she really should’ve titled it “4 FACIAL EXPRESSIONS YOU CAN ORDER FOR YOUR CUSTOM MADE REAL DOLL.”
I believe Megan Fox when burps out about how she doesn’t fuck her forehead with a Botox needle. There’s no need for her to frown and make her WTF forehead wrinkles look like a creepy skin rainbow of skinny labias. That is what the whirlpool into nightmares look like. There’s no need for her to do that. There’s also no need for Megan to post a bunch of head shots that make her look like Adrien Brody created her by splicing the DNA of Amanda Lepore, a hairless cat and alien blow-up doll. Megan is Botox free. If she had a list of ingredients printed on her ass cheek, collagen, silicone, alien cartilage and various feline parts would be on that list, but Botox wouldn’t! We get it. No Botox. You win.
The CliffsNotes version of this post is: Bitch fucked up her face (without the help of Botox)!