Friday, July 8th 2011

Megan Fox Is An All Natural Beauty

Megan Fox uploaded 4 pictures to her Facebook page yesterday and titled the album "THINGS YOU CAN'T DO WITH YOUR FACE WHEN YOU HAVE BOTOX" when she really should've titled it "4 FACIAL EXPRESSIONS YOU CAN ORDER FOR YOUR CUSTOM MADE REAL DOLL."

I believe Megan Fox when burps out about how she doesn't fuck her forehead with a Botox needle. There's no need for her to frown and make her WTF forehead wrinkles look like a creepy skin rainbow of skinny labias. That is what the whirlpool into nightmares look like. There's no need for her to do that. There's also no need for Megan to post a bunch of head shots that make her look like Adrien Brody created her by splicing the DNA of Amanda Lepore, a hairless cat and alien blow-up doll. Megan is Botox free. If she had a list of ingredients printed on her ass cheek, collagen, silicone, alien cartilage and various feline parts would be on that list, but Botox wouldn't! We get it. No Botox. You win.

The CliffsNotes version of this post is: Bitch fucked up her face (without the help of Botox)!

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Well, she's obviously well familiar with botox and it seems that the technique had a marvelous effect on her. I like how she looks, with or without botox she's a beautiful woman.

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almostfamous88's picture

whore looks like the joker after a face lift

MizRo's picture

Ditto, LouisCreed. Spot on.

LouisCreed's picture

Why is she talking about Botox when she has that telltale facelift look? Her eyes and cheekbones are stretched and she has collagen in her lips.

They may be doing all they can to avoid wrinkles, but they also start to look alike. What's the point?

She reminds me of Vivica A. Fox. She seemed to start messing with her face out of nowhere. And once they start, they can't go back.

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Submitted by bookworm on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 2:11pm.

She looks like a hybrid of Hunter Tylo, Angelina Jolie, Pete Burns, a blow-up doll and a siamese cat.
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BBGemini's picture

Whoa... I've been drinking, but what the shit is going on in thumbnail #2? I don't understand. That is not normal wrinkle action.

Maybe a lift up at the hair line did weird things there like made the brows go way up and caused brow/forehead creases to arch? Then a pull to the sides gave her that new angle to her eyes?

I don't know, but I think it's right that she's now as shitty and fake on the outside as she is on the inside.

Puppy Love's picture

Why, just why? It's mind-boggling that this formerly beautiful young woman went and fucked up her face and then lies about it like we're all so fucking stupid we can't see that she's obviously had ill-advised plastic surgery. Did NO ONE in her life tell her, "NO--STOP!" ? She needs a friend who will do that because she's obviously too fucking dumb to realize you don't mess with a face like that.

All she had was that spectacular, naturally gorgeous mug going for her, and she ruined it. Dumb cunt.

From now on I'll just presume all "celebs" have had surgery.
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Bossy's picture

What is she doing with her forehead? I can't do that, I don't know anyone who can do that...any photoshop experts?

Bossy's picture

What is she doing with her forehead? I can't do that, I don't know anyone who can do that...any photoshop experts?

Whatever's picture

She looks about as natural as Cher. She also has way too much fucking free time on her dingbat hands.

salacious's picture

Feel free to disagree, but I think she looks way more natural than Kim Turdashian does. As for the feline look, I think that she was trying to model them after Carla Bruni.

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I would pay to watch her with a large erect penis in her mouth. I think that would be quite arousing. Hollywood, are you listening to me?

Neurotic's picture

I want to like Megan, but she's always putting the kabosh on it.

She put up with the douches, who worked in that Transformers bollocks, and she might have deserved a medal for that, but shit, bitch opens her mouth and out comes diarrhea.

Bitch posts this shit thinking this it totally the way to shut up all the rumours about her plasticness once and for all and wow, I can't with the dumbassary, much less with how self absorbed she seems to be.

Damn, fucker, get a hobby besides getting plastic surgery and then telling lies about it.

Submitted by mike on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 10:16am.

I haven't been this upset by a change in appearance since Rose McGowan
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But Rose was in a car accident and her glasses cut her face and she had surgeries to fix it. It is a bit of a different case.

Suzy Farkis's picture

Her skin looks so tight it might snap. Who is she trying to convince she's natural, us or her? That is not what a normal early 20s forehead looks like when making an 'expression'. What a damn shame. She's doomed.

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Submitted by mike on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 10:16am.

I haven't been this upset by a change in appearance since Rose McGowan
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OMG, Mike, Yes! She was so pretty, beautiful curvy body, kinda mischievous gleam in her eyes. Now she just looks beat the fuck down and sleepy. So very sleepy.

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I think all this shit started with a 3 way they had that went wrong and afterwards Jen wanted to be held and Ang wanted to fuck again... so he went with the obvious choice. - jack-n-the-hat 07/07/11

Molotov Cocktease's picture

Ho, I saw Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen. I know what your face looked like!

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I think all this shit started with a 3 way they had that went wrong and afterwards Jen wanted to be held and Ang wanted to fuck again... so he went with the obvious choice. - jack-n-the-hat 07/07/11

angry_secretary's picture

wow putas, I googled bunny lines & they're not what I thought they were at all lol

I thought botox makes the skin around your nostrils kind of look like it has parenthesis - kind of like what renee zellwhatever has going on:

https://classes.lt.unt.edu/Fall_2009/LTEC_3260_020/lff0009/assign2/renee...

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Hey, Megs, how do you feel being the most hated celebrity out there next to Lindsay Lohan. You called the director who made you famous "Hitler", you keep spewing out your inane theories, and you get more plastic surgery than Heidi Montag does in a day.

And "Transformers: Dark of the Moon" broke alot of records without your skank ass. How're you gonna make that much money in a day, huh? Blow alot of white trash mutants at that trailer park you live in for all their $$$? You wish your were Michael Bay.

Please, just go kill yourself. Cocaine binge, a wrist slit, drowning somewhere, jumping off the Chrysler building, whatever. Be done with yourself so I don't have to see your disease-ridden ass anymore.

stake_spike's picture

I know her lips have been fake for some time but damn in the header pic they're fucking atrocious. They looked good in Transformers but she's going overboard. No girl in their 20's should look like a real doll. Even Plastic Kardashian is in her 30's.

She looks like a hybrid of Hunter Tylo, Angelina Jolie, Pete Burns, a blow-up doll and a siamese cat.

Fillers though..

And idiots who use botox esp early (in 20s) will cause OTHER wrinkles to form where they usually would not... unless the WHOLE face it botoxed and usually it is not the average schmuck cannot afford that. Google 'bunny lines' to see an example of that happening. So yay! no lines on the forehead but weird fucking lines next to your upper nose that looks weird when you smile. And also a tell tale sign you botoxing. Sigh. Shortcuts for errrrtything now.

vidz's picture

Preach. MLP has total bunny mouth on the latest season of weeds. It's like her cupid's bow is having an erection. Bitch is super hot for nearly 50 though.

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All this time spent on Facebook when Megan really should be applying for food stamps!

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Nobody her age needs botox. period. end of story. Plastic surgeons should go back to fixing hare lips and stop with this insanity.

MooseMama's picture

im a little late to this rodeo but in the weird half moon wrinkles doesnt it look like she's pressing her forhead up against a piece of glass, why is it wrinkling so asymmetrically? her entire face just looks strange

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No botox? Doubt it bitch! But you HAVE had a nose job, your eyes done to look more almond shaped and your lips injected with fillers.

You don't look natural. You look fake as hell.

Chris Knight's picture

"She doesn't look human, and it is creepy."

I know a thing or two about that, but I prefer to remain silent.

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Submitted by Chandler02 on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 12:47pm.

She has had so much surgery, she has entered the Uncanny Valley. She doesn't look human, and it is creey.

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holy shit, you're right. total uncanny valley.

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"Wrist full of colorful rubberbands!" - album reviewer extraordinaire Khia

quite fittingly...

http://j.mp/f89sny

She has had so much surgery, she has entered the Uncanny Valley. She doesn't look human, and it is creey.

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Since when is she Asian?

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Meatblocks's picture

hunter tylo syndrome.
dog and the bone.

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Cake666's picture

Bitch has done so much surgery on her face it's sickening, I remember one bored night watching hope & faith and seeing her walk by on it...not even fucking recognizable anymore back from those days.
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Botox starts to wear off after about six months and then you need more. I'm guessing she's waited until the end of a six month period to do this 'demonstration'.

Either that or she has a face full of something else that is like botox but not actually called botox.

See! She's sooo clever and fooled us all.

sofster101's picture

I'm curious to see how all these young actresses will look in twenty years. Right now, people talk about the 40-50 somethings getting surgery and looking all weird. I wonder how these particular younger women will eventually look after having started the plastic surgery at a young age.

Puppy Love's picture

She used to be so beautiful, too. What a fucking idiot she is.

angry_secretary's picture

and she definitely has something done to her eye shape, the reverse kind of what Asian people do to become more westernized:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lBsBCxs--j0/TQP5cq8yIBI/AAAAAAAADhI/1SE-fGqAbN...

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that eye surgery some asian people get makes me sad. I think asian eyes are gorgeous & sometimes wish my eyes were more almond-shaped like my mom's. but I guess we're never 100% happy with how we are, the grass is always greener, etc, etc

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"I'm gonna end up back in the gutter, sucking meth for cock." - drunk Naomi in Still Waiting...

"Wrist full of colorful rubberbands!" - album reviewer extraordinaire Khia

quite fittingly...

http://j.mp/f89sny

Dgrin's picture

wish she would have stop here:
http://www.protothema.gr/files/1/2011/megan-fox.jpg
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-HjVN3SV9UBI/TaxbFPYxZnI/AAAAAAAAHuE/7LhKxexrOt...

and she definitely has something done to her eye shape, the reverse kind of what Asian people do to become more westernized:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lBsBCxs--j0/TQP5cq8yIBI/AAAAAAAADhI/1SE-fGqAbN...

Dgrin's picture

whatever she had done i'd say she still is pretty, maybe not as gorgeous as she used to be but if she stops now and lets her face relax a bit she may still have another 5 years left of looking pretty,

Lucifer_Sam's picture

She'll be Jocelyn Wildensten before she's 40. She already has the eyes.

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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 9:37am.
She used to be one of the most beautiful people of her generation

Let's not get carried away, love.

"Universally pretty", yes, but she's never been that special.

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Submitted by soapopera4cam on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 11:04am.

she's so fucking gorgeous, what surgery did she have?

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are you blind? she looks plastic. google pics of her- you will see the difference.

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she's so fucking gorgeous, what surgery did she have?

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Lucifer_Sam's picture

Sorry but what the fuck; there are actually people WITH EYES who argue she hasn't had SHITLOADS of plastic surgery? Wake the fuck up.

megank's picture

Wow, she used to be so pretty. It pisses me off when already beautiful women in Hollywood have shit done. They need therapy instead of surgery and botox. Her face scares the shit out of me. I can't even stand to look at her because the fakeness is so ugly.