Jerry Springer Wants Casey Anthony

Nancy Grace is the only maniacal Botox beast crazy enough to bite through Casey Anthony's chloroform-stained fingers and rip the smug smile off her face, so she should get the first interview but we all know the chances of that happening are about as slim as Jose Baez's testicles after he victoriously fapped himself dry over the verdict. But since Nancy isn't going to get the first interview, it should naturally go to Jerry Springer! Jerry knows this and so he has offered Casey Anthony and her family $1 million to spend 1 hour on his stage.

A source type tells Star Magazine (via Radar) that Jerry is trying to solidify himself as the master barker of the trash heap carnival by trying to book Casey, and apparently, she's interested! The source said, “The offer was made to Casey’s defense team Friday. They are interested. The show would get huge ratings. The family will be presented with the offer shortly.”

Part of Casey's defense was that she's permanently damaged because her father allegedly child touched her and her ex-fiance said her family is a mound bat dingles wrapped in dysfunction, so Jerry would like to get them all together on his stage!

This just seems like the most fitting finale to the bubonic plague that is the Casey Anthony story. The final shot of the Casey Anthony mini-series (starring Dobby in a wig) should be of a metal folding chair flying towards her as she stands barefoot on Jerry Springer's stage with a torn house dress, chunks of hair missing from her scalp and Stove Top Stuffing smeared all over her face. Basically, it should look like this.

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Submitted by almostfamous88 on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:34am.

only if I get to come out on stage and murder her like she did that baby...and Steve better not try to stop me

Submitted by kiwikim on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 6:05pm.

And Jerry judges. Wow. Jerry your show just lost any interest and sunk to interviewing trash to being trash. And so are you. No one should be paying this woman a million dollars. She murdered her fucking kid. Murdered her. And you want rating from it. FUCK YOU JERRY.

Submitted by chinlee3 on Sat, 07/09/2011 - 1:26pm.

Die a slow painful death whore!!!! With your eyes duct taped open so you have to see everything.

Submitted by CORNDOG on Sat, 07/09/2011 - 11:36am.

Who is Karla H. ????

Submitted by Zedrie on Sat, 07/09/2011 - 9:08am.

Submitted by Sarah Smile on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 12:55pm.
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You learn to ignore them Sarah. You have no other choice.

Submitted by MizRo on Sat, 07/09/2011 - 5:41am.

My druthers would be to vanquish this sociopath to a world of constant pain and anxiety.
I will never subsidize anything she does for money.

Submitted by TrashyWilma on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 10:09pm.

I hope she accepts it. It would be hilarious for her first interview to be on his trash heap of a show rather than with somebody with integrity. Also, Jerry's audience is violent and just might kill her.

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Submitted by RustyHooligan on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 7:41pm.

Submitted by reality check on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 9:04pm.

Canada did not allow Karla H. to profit from her crimes. She was and still is a pariah. She changed her name and moved frequently when recognized. She is living in relative obscurity with her kid. The USA, on the other hand, wants to make Casey a wealthy celebrity. Sick.

Canada also let her out of prison after a short sentence. Sick.

Submitted by reality check on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 7:34pm.

Submitted by oh dave on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 7:33pm.

Why is the magick number a million dollars? But I think Jerry would tear her a new one and I don't think it would be a comedy. I know he is sort of an agent of exploitation but I think he would pin these people down and it wouldn't be like his show.

Submitted by CORNDOG on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 7:06pm.

I still say she looks like she has no soul. A soulless empty shell of a woman.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldDhGHCNo44&NR=1

Lookin' good Casey.

Submitted by Liana on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 6:54pm.

God, I want to bitch slap the smug right off that evil thing's face.

Submitted by Hello Kitty Ho ... on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 6:34pm.

Here is what I found about the inappropriate contact between Casey and Baez:

http://seamusoriley.blogspot.com/2011/05/revisiting-relationship-between...

http://www.wftv.com/news/17854568/detail.html

Edited to add second link.

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 6:49pm.

Women make me sick. There I said it.

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 6:53pm.

Have you tried them cooked?

Submitted by Hello Kitty Ho ... on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 6:24pm.

Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 6:30pm.
Does anyone else think that she and her attorney have been fucking up a storm and if they havent they are now? Hahahah! she is trying SOO hard to look like Angie.

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If I'm not mistaken, during the very beginning when they met, there were rumors that there was ''inappropriate contact'' between her and Baez during a jailhouse visit.

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 6:49pm.

Women make me sick. There I said it.

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 6:53pm.

Have you tried them cooked?

Submitted by justice on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 6:24pm.

Jerry looks is channelling some serious Donald Rumsfeld here.

--thanks awfully--

Submitted by John goodman on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 6:19pm.

Submitted by ricki lake on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 7:45pm.

*golf claps*

*yawn*

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Submitted by ricki lake on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 7:24pm.
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That's weird. Your post keeps appearing at the top of the list.

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 5:46pm.

I want the back story on the food-fighting people.

*eating popcorn*

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Submitted by ricki lake on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 6:15pm.

I am so fucking Team Casey. With every new picture I see of her sweet, tender face lighting up with joy at that divine acquittal and the imminent prospect of her continued hookerdom + newfound megabuck$$$, I die inside. I can finally see God's strong, invisible hand in our earthly lives and what special acts His holy benificence hath bequeathed unto us all. The calm elation of a murdered child. The smug satisfaction that one didn't really mean to do it. The indescribable and looming bullet train of unbridled glee waiting to barrel forth from your prison-taut, ready-for-summer-midriff-tops gut and out of your bored, prison-wearied and lonesome fucking grayish-dead fish face knowing that in less than 216 hours you are going to be free to booze it up, let your vag fall out, and get paid to talk to Dr. Phil about it. This ho will do 'em all - The View, The View Knockoff with Leah $ciremini and the Lesbian from Roseanne, Nancy Grace, Jerry, Oprah, Ricki, Jenny, Sally Jesse....bitches will come back onto the air just for a piece....and they will pay. Ohhh, how they will pay. And as heaven-sent torrents of cash float down on this deserving little angel to fill the pea-sized void left in her heart from the untimely exit of her dead little replicant, my girl Casey will wield that skrinning bitchface all the way to the bank. And ohhhh how this white trash progeny of an ancient and storied Floridian clan of lot lizards will blow through that cash mountain in a glorious display of retarded new money public hedonism. This saucy bitch is destined to be living in a tricked out glow-in-the-dark neon pink jet ski by the time this is all over, and I heart her for it. Forever and always. She is finally getting all the attention she deserves and wanted and craved and yearned for and dreamed of but never got from her father, notwithstanding the awkward and oppressive midnight fumblings in her adolescent air mattress at the back of their double-wide duplex, his shaky, drunken hands cupping the underage breasts she one day dreamed would be filled with only the creamiest of brand-name Californian silicones and urging her that it's ok, it's ok, it's ok Casey, it'll all be over soon, just a little more, just a little more, just a little more for your daddy, a little more thrusting and a little more pushing and a whole lot more daddy dick snotting into your incestuously dripping juicycooze fruitbox and it's all over, it's all over, it's all over now let me wipe it off on your moley labia and wasn't that a good girl, wasn't that a good girl, wasn't that a good girl who loves her daddy...before he puked beer into her face and stumbled into the cloudyhot Southern night to drink more with his buddies and let Casey cry her pukemasked self to sleep at the sudden loss of her innocence and the ruined auspiciousness of the most humble and ill-fated of hill people conceptions. Their noxious little scrump of fused chromosomal droppings ironically did turn out to be the best thing that ever happened to Ms. Anthony, though certainly not in the way that everyone congratulated her for during her distressing incubation, or what she calls her fat period, while she slowly entertained thoughts of a dismal and anonymous suicide over the unending stretch of missed Evergladean keggers and Ladies Nights that lay before her, the broken pieces of her deferred dreams casting ominous shadows far past her future and into the sad, garbage-like existence that was destined to be Caylee's life were it not for one glowing, solitary miracle. Who could have known that Casey's greatest curse would soon become the most sacred blessing He could bestow upon a young mistaken soul, for in one blinding flash of accidental genius, the world turned, Caylee Anthony fell to the floor in a blissfully eternal Benadrylian coma and Casey Anthony had been reborn. A more clever girl was never known, who hath invented a way out for herself in the most audacious and scandaliciously public of ways with a flagrant and satisfying thumbing of laws that no celebrity sex tape could dare aspire break. "Yeah, I killed my kid. And? Who's up for shooters?" She is no longer a person, or a daughter, or a widely-disseminated and horribly-skewed one-sided mainstream media creation borne of ratings necessity and propagated in the boon of free media and the age of Missing White Woman Syndrome; she is a lifestyle, a brave paragon to admire and emulate. Katy Perry would call her a firework, and she would be right. This little spitfire has made it. Brava, Case. Becky Sharp would be so proud, for vanity hath never been so fair as thee.

Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 5:00pm.

Does anyone else think that she and her attorney have been fucking up a storm and if they havent they are now? Hahahah! she is trying SOO hard to look like Angie.

Submitted by becky n sydney on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 4:51pm.

Obviously guilty? Gets off with slap on the wrist? Smug as shit in victory? Preoccupied with partying?

*files under Lindsay Lohan*

Submitted by guest on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 4:51pm.

NG keeps going to Jinka! Lol. Imma nominate Jinkasaurus for hsotd.

@kiki...ikr!!! he told the detectives...they played the audio with captions.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

Submitted by Juniperjump on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 4:42pm.

Is jerry SPringer still on tv?

Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 4:05pm.

"did anyone see her ex-fiance & his dad on hln last nite? he said that he was the first person the defense wanted to frame with the whole pool thing & cindy was all for it."

If this is true, why in the FUCK didn't he go to the prosecution with his story. GAH! People!
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Submitted by guest on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 3:39pm.

And also on the lightning strike...two deputies stationed there witnessed it.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 2:50pm.

Are they kidding me? This isnt even funny. She murdered her child in cold blood and Jerry Springer is offering her a mill? I thought it was bad enough that a publisher offered to publish OJ Simpson about how he killed his wife, but this is lower than low. Everyone thinks this is funny and people are hiding behind legal semantics to justify her acquittal and subsequent release, but we all know she did it. Fuck this country and the insistence that somehow the unknowing, uneducated, ignorant public knows best and that there is glory in letting sheep and followers make life and death decisions.
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Submitted by stefystef on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 2:48pm.

I'm not buying it.
If Baez wants ANY kind of law career where he is taking seriously, he wouldn't touch Springer with a 10-foot pole!

Also, $1 million? Chump change.

He can get more than that.

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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 2:39pm.

Oh god that pic makes me wanna urp LOL

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE

Submitted by Jana on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 2:14pm.

Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 3:02pm.
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*crawls out from under rock*

I know they exist, but as you said sometimes for TV it can get sensationalized. These people were too stereotypical and the set was staged. The fuck was all that food in front of them? They weren't gonna have a family feast.

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Submitted by starla1971 on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 2:07pm.

Umm...can the aliens just go ahead and blow up earth now?

Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 2:02pm.

It's called backne, get it right lolololol!
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Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 1:52pm.

Now Jerry is saying there NEVER was an offer....hmmm.

http://www.popeater.com/2011/07/08/casey-anthony-jerry-springer-appearan...

And did I hear someone mention a PIZZA PARTY ?

Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 1:52pm.

Here's THE BACK ACNE SCARS BITCHES - hope this makes you nasty fuckers horny!

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/5191/caseyanthonyk.jpg

Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 1:45pm.

I HEART HATERS - YES!! She didn't throw a pizza party! They just thought that b/c everyone was gathered her Pepperoni Back looking at her tattoo.

Submitted by quickkill on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 1:38pm.

I'd like to wipe that smug smile off her sociopathic ass. She shows no remorse. Her mother was a dip shit for not calling the police after a few days, let alone a month, when Caylee was missing. I believe in karma, and this low life will get hers, somehow, someway.

Submitted by iHeartHaters on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 1:35pm.

I wonder if all the fellas that think CA has a hot body, ever got a gander at her scarred bacne. Montana Fishburne's ass got some tough competition.

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FANTA FANTA, NO COKE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE

Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 1:32pm.

Submitted by Jana on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 12:57pm.
I don't believe for a minute those aren't paid actors.
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Hey mah lustful lushy lickable love!

I believe that some may be paid - but I work with people like this (usually laugh at them from the back of the courtroom as they are grilled about what steps they've taken to get their children back).

People like this EXIST and don't mind being themselves on stage to get on television.

I WILL SAY - though - that they ARE asked to ham it up and be extra dramatic by the producers. :-)

Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 1:24pm.

The deal has allegedly been nixed. So not even Jerry Springer wants this mess.

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/07/jerry-springer-casey-antho...

Submitted by guest on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 1:20pm.

Message...I heard that from Jane Velez-Mitchell last nite. She was all I'm not superstitious or anything BUT...so I'm taking that report as a valid one. *scared face*

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 1:08pm.

She looks like a psychotic, crazy bitch version of Arwen from "Lord of the Rings".

Has anyone heard about an apparent lightning strike at Caylee's memorial? It's got the born-agains going nuts!

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Submitted by viridian on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 1:13pm.

Oh what a surprise, so not only is George a compulsive liar, he's been leaching off his wife, like a parasite, for years. Psychopath apple doesn't fall far from the psychopath tree.....Cindy probably realized what Goerge was, and actually wanted to be rid of him, but cannot believe her daughter inherited his problem. Wouldn't surprise me if Cindy protected her daughter in court because she felt guilty over something she didn't protect her from earlier on or realized her daughter is sick and cannot help herself.

Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 1:12pm.

One of the FL tv stations had this big .pdf of a bunch of e-mails that, I think, either Cindy's mom or sister gave to the police. in these e-mails, they talk about how Cindy has wanted to kick out George forever, but he's been unemployed more then he's worked and she's basically supported him their whole marriage. She took him back because a divorce lawyer told her that he could sue for half the value of the house and alimony.

Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 1:41pm.

Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 2:54pm.

The deal has allegedly been nixed. So not even Jerry Springer wants this mess.

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/07/jerry-springer-casey-antho...
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Thanks for an update, Koko! I understand the public protest/outrage was the reason for cancellation. That's good to hear.

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 12:45pm.

I like how Snake or Toad or Wolf or whatever his name is ain't fuckin'around with no food. He don't care - he's ready to take a bitch out.

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Submitted by jriano on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 12:44pm.

Am i the only one who noticed that the biker chick has a major case of the gum grinding and possibly no teefs?! Back me up here Michael K! Am I right?

Submitted by guest on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 12:39pm.

Jersey...they are so weird.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 12:39pm.

O Amanda! Sweet lovely elegant mom of the year Amanda! WHERE have you been all my life?!

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Submitted by libraesque63 on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 12:38pm.

The new proof that there really is a god is not water into wine, it would be Casey walking out of prison looking like this, after her prison sisters give her a farewell make-over

http://www.dlisted.com/files/hotslutcholitaweed1.jpg

"It's a bowl of bullshit with chip scraps"

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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 2:05pm.
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Lol, good deal.

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