In case you needed a reason for not having 8 chirruns at once, here’s Ann Curry wishing she had a Ritalin hose while trying to control the OctoKids on Today this morning. Shit was just a hilarious mess. It’s what it would look like if a blind man tried to herd two dozen cats out of a catnip field. One OctoKid stumbled out onto the NYC street to live the real life Baby’s Day Out, another one went for the Darwin Award by trying to smash into the window, another one tried to make a meal out of Ann’s knee and the others sat there trying to wish themselves out of the crazy.
Meanwhile, OctoMom’s stupid ass is blinded by insanity and is rambling on and on and on while her toddlers are in the process of either murdering themselves or others. BITCH, SHUT THE FUCK UP BECAUSE YOUR KIDS ARE BRINGING THE STUDIO DOWN! I know that Octo is just a natural born lunatic, but having all those toddlers around is like injecting steroids into her crazy gene. Octo just needs to put all of them into a cardboard box and hand them out in front of a Babies ‘R Us, because this is not going to end well.
And Octo’s future psychiatrists don’t need to waste ink when writing about her current mental state in her file. They just need to throw this picture in there. It explains everything.
How do they not have a reality show?! TLC is slipping!