Afternoon Crumbs

Oh, RPattz just got a little panty pudding in his eye from the Twihards who waited ALL DAMN NIGHT for him. Crazy. But I won’t put the beauty with the Nancy Reagan hair in that category, because she’s just here for the photo bomb. – Lainey Gossip

We finally know the answer to what’s 2 + 2!!!!! – The Daily What

In dumb bitch’s defense, I’d hit the bottle too if I found out I was carrying Weston Cage’s child – The Superficial

Kellie Pickler needs a beer bra for occasions like this (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Taylor Momsen is demure as always – Hollywood Tuna

But what we really want to know is if they strapped Michael Lohan and the entire Kardashian Klan to the bottom of Atlantis? – Towleroad

Rachel Bilson walking. Yup, this is what it’s come to. – Popoholic

Becks tries to make us believe that Posh didn’t bring in three hairstylists, a make-up artist just for her bump and a lighting designer for this picture – The Berry

“I Farted On You” would’ve been a more appropriate name for Jessica Simpson’s new fragrance – ICYDK

The Noxzema Girl might be knocked up again – Celebitchy

If LeAnn Rimes was not photographed in a bikini, was she photographed at all? – Just Jared

Will Smith is at the beach – Popsugar

Casey Anthony’s future – The Morton Report

Wet jet – Cityrag

Aim for the criminal stars, Nene Leakes’ son, aim for the criminal stars – Crunk + Disorderly

George Clooney, still not gay, still allergic to marriage – Celebslam

The paparazzi had a choice: Take pictures of paint drying or take pictures of Reese Witherspoon on her cell phone. Needless to say, they made the wrong choice. – Hollywood Rag

Robert Downey Jr. wearing the exact same outfit I wore to the first day of the second grade – I’m Not Obsessed