There’s really not much to Beyonce’s video for “Best Thing I Never Had.” Part of it is a bare bones budget Victoria’s Secret ad, another part is her screen test (SPOILER ALERT: she got an F) for a David’s Bridal commercial and the last part is her singing in her wedding dress on a hill to the high school prom date who hurt her feelings once. You know, because on your wedding day you really want to take time out to sing an elevator song to a dude who was mean to you a million years ago. Nice try, but no.
Will the Glittery Gays of YouTube grab their video phones, their mom’s best lace panties (Note: Make sure you shake ’em out good afterward so your stray pubes doesn’t end up in your mother’s business. We wouldn’t want that.) and show Miss Beyonce how to really do a video on a zero dollar budget.