Wedding Wig + Lingerie + Grass Stains = Beyonce's New Video
There's really not much to Beyonce's video for "Best Thing I Never Had." Part of it is a bare bones budget Victoria's Secret ad, another part is her screen test (SPOILER ALERT: she got an F) for a David's Bridal commercial and the last part is her singing in her wedding dress on a hill to the high school prom date who hurt her feelings once. You know, because on your wedding day you really want to take time out to sing an elevator song to a dude who was mean to you a million years ago. Nice try, but no.
Will the Glittery Gays of YouTube grab their video phones, their mom's best lace panties (Note: Make sure you shake 'em out good afterward so your stray pubes doesn't end up in your mother's business. We wouldn't want that.) and show Miss Beyonce how to really do a video on a zero dollar budget.
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I think this is really the best video i have watched and i m very much impressed with it.Also the poster is attractive.
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
Well, the video is pretty bad, and the song itself is meh (her voice doesn't sound that good), but I like the lyrics. Maybe if somebody else sang it...
And I still can't get over how goddamn White she looks.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_u7VGiMO0U
Ugh. Next.
Is it just me or does EVERY song this chick "sings" sound the same? Screaming .. screaming to lame music. I am going to blame it on my advanced age .. but I do not get the fascination. Plus she hangs with Fish Sticks .. so she must be a Bride of Satan.
LMFAO MK I just love you.
"If I never see this cunt bitch again it'll be tooooo soon! SICK OF HER FAKE EVERYTHING ASS!"
DONT CALL HER A CUNT! DONT INSULT CUNTS LIKE THAT!
but apart from that i concur!
If I never see this cunt bitch again it'll be tooooo soon! SICK OF HER FAKE EVERYTHING ASS!
Submitted by Georgie Delmont on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 5:53am.
I love finding the "house of Deron" on the clearance rack at Marshalls - right next to the Baby Phat
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Haha-I've seen it a Value Village-that and SeanJohn or whatever Puffy's line is. LOL. I wouldn't buy that shite even at VV prices.
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"my brows could subtract that WTF look on your face so move along"
Submitted by Thamar on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 8:11am.
It can be very depressing working with young people. Lots of Casey Anthony narcisistic types. Come to think of it Casey Anthony seems to employ the Beyonce philosophy.
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Yes!~LOTS of narcissism in these days. I find it so sad becuz it will, eventually, lead to destruction. Just gotta wait for it, I guess...you might not save them all but I'm sure you'll save a few:)
♥ Threadkilla!
Girls watch porn too!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6478389/girls-watch-porn-too
So, her evidence of being "so over" this guy is devoting an inordinate amount of time on her damn WEDDING DAY to him?
Never thought this woman had a great voice, charisma, anything.
Sarah Smile
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 7:58am.
A Diva is NOT a female version of ANYTHING!
A Diva stands alone as feminine construct. There is no male counterpart. A HUSTLER is a female version of a hustler and I know because I am one - I WISH I was a Diva. A Diva doesn't HAVE to hustle. EVER.
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thx angel_i
all good points
worked as english teacher/planned parenthood.community development and appreciate your comments a great deal. kids are screwed when the message Beyonce puts out is taken as empowerment. S C R E W E D
It can be very depressing working with young people. Lots of Casey Anthony narcisistic types. Come to think of it Casey Anthony seems to employ the Beyonce philosophy.
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"OH YOU FANCY HUH" - KA
1998 was a tough year for Beyonce. She looked like a real black woman back then in her "prom video'.
snark...roll eyes.
Song is a snooooze.
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Submitted by Thamar on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 5:03am.
“My persuasion can build a nation,” - Beyonce
As a member of a generation that thought we would change the world with music……this is a delusion. Great poetry, great music are that. Great. But they do not change the world. You have get off your ass and do some real work to change the world. Bouncing your slutty ass to Beyonce will do absolutely nothing to change the world. FACT.
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You and Neil are both painfully wrong.
It DOES still change the world.
Just right now - with the control musicians once had stolen away - it's changing into a world where the 7 deadly sins reign supreme (and I'm not even Christian so don't start - it's just a handy little package right there). It's funny cuz they used to say Rock'n'Roll was the Devil's music but apparently the Devil likes something a little softer with a little more beat and a little less guitar.
The music they play the loudest is changing the world into something we din't realize we were trying to avoid. And the musicians of the past - the visionaries - they helped build the system that allows that to happen - din't mean to, but they did any way. Nobody can hear their music any more - it's totally drowned out.
And while were at things that Bouncy is wrong about:
A Diva is NOT a female version of ANYTHING!
A Diva stands alone as feminine construct. There is no male counterpart. A HUSTLER is a female version of a hustler and I know because I am one - I WISH I was a Diva. A Diva doesn't HAVE to hustle. EVER.
♥ Threadkilla!
Girls watch porn too!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6478389/girls-watch-porn-too
She should change her name to Flopyonce and rehire her daddy as her manager.
shit sounds like some old Dawson's Creek theme song teen drama BULLSHIT, but her album is great.. as a drink coaster! my margarita glass sweats alot, and her thirsty lacefront soaks the puddle right on up!!!
Submitted by FunFilled on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 4:07am.
Two things I always look for in a 'ballad'
1. the line "you showed your ass"
2. the line "it sucks to be you"
Nice.
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You know I didn't realize that's what I was looking for in a ballad too...NOT. Showed your ASS? Really? Bokay Bouncie.
She's effing hot!
This is just wrong on every level.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
She gives my cat epileptic fits when she srains for those high notes, just verging on a screech. But you have to give her props for staying on top for a long time now. I don't think Hollywood is knocking on her door.
That dress is insanely gorgeous!
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is she trying to rhyme "bullet" with "knew it?" I love finding the "house of Deron" on the clearance rack at Marshalls - right next to the Baby Phat
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And Squinty is so *dramatic* when it comes to hailing a cab. This isn't a Hitchcock movie or a Chico's commercial, bitch!- Michael K.
I dunno if watching lip syncing to herself trying to sing is worse than just listening to her trying to sing.
“My persuasion can build a nation,” - Beyonce
As a member of a generation that thought we would change the world with music……this is a delusion. Great poetry, great music are that. Great. But they do not change the world. You have get off your ass and do some real work to change the world. Bouncing your slutty ass to Beyonce will do absolutely nothing to change the world. FACT.
From a review of Beyonce:
“Beyonce has built a musical career based on girl empowerment and the seduction of men. In her efforts to empower women, though, she has endorsed a self-absorbed world where a false view of love reigns supreme.
“Her songs reveal a worldview where men and women indulge in lust, lavish spending, and fantasies of catering, upgrades, and joy rides. I don’t see much responsibility or empowerment of either sex in that kind of behavior.
“What type of power is Beyonce encouraging women to embrace? Is an average girl’s persuasion enhanced by flaunting her body, vanity, and money more than modesty, character, team building, and leadership that place the needs of others above themselves?
“By elevating girls in a music video where they stand strong against an all-male army, Beyonce has subtly (or perhaps not so subtly) sent a message that devalues boys and men.
“As an African American woman who is heartbroken over the current condition of African American boys, I find Beyonce’s message destructive and damaging to the Black community.”
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Neil Youngs recent thoughts on the topic of music changing the world……
"I think that the time when music could change the world is past. I think it would be very naive to think that in this day and age, the world today is a different place. It's time for science and physics and spirituality to make a difference in this world and to try to save the planet."
Beyonce is doing nothing for the black community and having M.Obama raise her status to role model is disturbing and wrong.
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is anything there behind the eyes? i seriously doubt it,beautiful woman but something is way off
I was waiting for those roses to draw blood.
I just don't get it. There's so much good music out there right now, and Beyonce is getting so generic and boring. A friend played me the new album, and it was like listening to one shampoo commercial after another.
This song isn't terrible or anything, the production values are flawless as usual and this video is sort of OK. But I don't understand why anyone would bother. Oh well, I'm old and still compare everyone to Sade, I guess that's not fair.
FunFilled hahaha!
Two things I always look for in a 'ballad'
1. the line "you showed your ass"
2. the line "it sucks to be you"
Nice.
She is truly one of the most classically beautiful women ever... But why couldn't they use her real hubby? Is it because he looks like that character from fat Albert with the hat over his face?
Submitted by fosho on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 12:25am.
I used to love music videos in the 80's and 90's- like chills and everything! now they're all just downright embarrassing ...why?
I agree. It's so sad. Do you have Cool TV? They play some great old videos even VH1 Classic doesn't play.
props to november rain b/c I think seeing his tongue in her mouth was the first time I felt tingly in my nether-regions.
I used to love music videos in the 80's and 90's- like chills and everything! now they're all just downright embarrassing ...why?
So is this an art imitating life thing where she's out putting on a show pretending to be a happy bride while her hubby is getting it on with some french model in the bathroom?
Submitted by the_hot_chick on Thu, 07/07/2011 - 10:03pm.
Like any other entertainer, the more desperate she is for sales, the more the clothes come off.
This video is either:
1) An attempt to copy-cat Mariah Carey's wedding themed "We Belong Together" video
2) An attempt to milk her wedding/marriage to JZ for more attention (I hate how she loves to milk her relationship for publicity, all while claiming to be a "private" person. And she will definitely talk about her wedding while promoting this song/video)
3) An attempt to link herself to the royal wedding (especially since Will & Waity are coming to the US this week)
4) All of the above.
I'm going with 4.
And is it just me, or does that over the top belle of the ball wedding gown seem like a sample from the Dereon Bridal Collection? Fuck my life if Beyonce & her mama actually starts a bridal collection (which they will just to piss me off).
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I had the ?????? going through my brain the entire time I watched this. I agree with all of your points and just WHY would she do this ? It is tacky and makes it seem like there is some 8th grade boyfriend she is still pining for.
TexnDoc, a good wedding music video = November Rain by Guns N Roses.
OT- Terrible song but she is just ridiculously beautiful.
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"If you're going through hell, keep going" ~ Winston Churchill
Beyonce, leave rolling around in the lingerie to Gwen Stefani.
How did this whore become famous? My bad. She sucked off her hubby and all his staff.
This song is for the delusional. Jerks don't regret shit, it's not in their nature. I mean think about it, have you ever regretted dumping someone?
Like any other entertainer, the more desperate she is for sales, the more the clothes come off.
This video is either:
1) An attempt to copy-cat Mariah Carey's wedding themed "We Belong Together" video
2) An attempt to milk her wedding/marriage to JZ for more attention (I hate how she loves to milk her relationship for publicity, all while claiming to be a "private" person. And she will definitely talk about her wedding while promoting this song/video)
3) An attempt to link herself to the royal wedding (especially since Will & Waity are coming to the US this week)
4) All of the above.
I'm going with 4.
And is it just me, or does that over the top belle of the ball wedding gown seem like a sample from the Dereon Bridal Collection? Fuck my life if Beyonce & her mama actually starts a bridal collection (which they will just to piss me off).
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An egotist is a person of low taste - more interested in himself than in me.
i put it on mute too (the intro was too caustic sounding) and watched for a few seconds.
too much like an awkward sears catalogue underwear ad.
*peddles off in an '88 yugo*
I like her little two bun hairstyle at the beginning, but this video is self-love taken to an embarrassing extreme.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
I watched this on mute. It's the only way.
I love how you can see the manufacturer's tag tucked in at the back of her lacy corset getup thing. Like you couldn't cut the stupid thing off? Off the rack. meh.
oh MK forgot to say I loooooove you in my last few posts. So happy you took a nice break and happier that you are back!
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semper fido
Sounds like an instant classic. A beautiful love ballad with the message "It sucks to be you right now".
Submitted by angry_secretary on Thu, 07/07/2011 - 9:32pm.
Just curious. Wth are "ghetto faces"? you mean, acting/performing?
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
What. The. Fuck. Seriously? I was embarassed watching this. Is her skin getting lighter?
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So glad Tina Turner's life story is already a movie cause this chick would bust a nut to star in it. She's boring and about as deep as a bowl of milk.
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Joel McHale for Hot Slut of the Year!~!
Beyonce shows us what we'll never look like on our wedding day in these gifs...http://bit.ly/pU28nm
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"Sucks to be you right now"?
Really?
Who wrote this song-Snooki?