Justin Theroux Did Not Have To Wait In The Car This Time

July 7, 2011 / Posted by:

Jennifer Aniston was honored with a hand and footprint ceremony at Grauman’s Chinese Theater in Hollywood today, because when a studio hands over a check with “publicity” written in the memo, they aren’t doing it for fucking charity. Yeah, I know Aniston barely deserves to be honored in a kindergarten handprint plaque ceremony, but we should let her have her stupid moment. I mean, she didn’t make Justin Theroux wait in the car this time and he did shave the Charles Manson off of his face for the occasion, so obviously this is important to her. YAY for her. Maybe I’m just bitter because whenever I get on all fours and make that face in public I get a citation from a police officer, not forced applause and an introduction by Chelsea Handler.

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