Iron Lady Dearest
Above is the teaser trailer for The Irony Lady, which sadly isn’t about Tony Stark’s Russian cleaning lady who becomes an accidental crime-fighting heroine when she falls into the Iron Man suit while cleaning the crotch of it with Windex. No, this is about Margaret Thatcher’s story or some shit.
Meryl Streep could get a paper bag an Oscar nomination for Best Supporting Actor just by acting out of it, but in this trailer she looks like she has the inner mechanical workings of a Teddy Ruxpin doll. It’s very Teddy Ruxpin as Joan Crawford. That being said, she’ll still get an Oscar nom and we’ll all scream out about the injustices in the world when she loses to MilaKunisRooneyMaraAnneHathaway, because the Academy likes their Best Actress winners the same way a power top pig likes his man holes: young, pretty and hammy.