Afternoon Crumbs

July 7, 2011 / Posted by:

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen prove that nothing sells denim shorts like the “catch a troll fart” pose – Hollywood Tuna

The Payless of fashion reality shows gets Nicole Richie as a judge – Lainey Gossip

DORIAN LORD LIVES!!!!!!!!!!! – Reuters

Megan Fox or an Asian cyborg? – The Berry

Boring Nicky Hilton is boring (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

The unsexiest fake lesbian action you’ll see all week – The Superficial

It’s the job of every president to call it “the internets” and Obama fulfilled that duty yesterday – The Daily What

Little Mister Sunshine – Towleroad

Kimbo Stewart takes Benicio Del Toro’s unborn wolf baby out for some Pinkberry – ICYDK

Joan Rivers to Jennifer Garner: “Leave him! He’s a pokaaaaah playah! A pooookaaaaah playa! Does he even know his friend’s last names?”Celebitchy

Halle Berry’s got the hair of a snotty schoolboy circa 1964 – Popoholic

Did Bob Saget art direct this Olsens photo shoot? – Hollywood Tuna

And then after Justin Timberlake’s mom caught him in bed with a girl, she mom screamed, “Britney, why do you have a Cheeto shoved up his…OH MY GOD” – Just Jared

Couldn’t Emma Watson let DanRad and the ginger one borrow her brush? – Popsugar

Kate Middleton is still in Canada – Moe Jackson

Ageless tattoos – Cityrag

Kelly Osbourne was either sucking face or on the wrong end of an Xtina sneeze – I’m Not Obsessed

Ugh, Ugh, Douche – Hollywood Rag

Modern Family’s baby Lily got fired – SOW

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