How Aubrey O’Day Bravely Dealt With The Casey Anthony Verdict

July 6, 2011 / Posted by:

Kim Kardashian’s dumb dumpster rat mouth said she was SHOCKED and Khloe Kardashian said she was DISGUSTED about the Casey Anthony verdict, but neither of those useless toilet tank tramps were as inappropriately eloquent with their responses as the used makeup puff in a weave known as Aubrey O’Day.

The Shameless Attention Whore Code of Non-Ethics states that when a bitch is found not guilty of allegedly murdering her 2-year-old daughter, you should respond by posting a picture of your NOT RIGHT ass in a bikini. And Aubrey O’Day did just that. You can always count on Aubrey to break the tension with her plastic titty sacks that still have Diddy’s greasy fingerprints all over them. Thank you, Aubrey!

But to be fair, this is how Aubrey handles all serious news. “Shaking your tits in a bikini” is the fame whore’s equivalent to “shaking my head.” When China’s synchronized army finally takes control of America and makes all of us their slaves, we can find relief in knowing that in a Studio City basement apartment, Aubrey O’Day is sucking in her labia while doing the “MAKING IT ABOUT ME” pose in front of her bathroom mirror.

And that melancholy howl you hear is LeAnn Rimes wailing at the top of the highest peak in Fantasia, because she didn’t come up with this mess herself.

via Jezebel

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