Hot Slut Of The Day!

Dylan Cooper from Australia’s Project Runway!

Having seen approximately zero seconds of Australia’s Project Runway, I can say with complete confidence that I know nothing about Australia’s Project Runway. I’d like to think that every episode consists of the contestants making gowns out of dehydrated Vegemite that are then judged by Australia’s beloved style icons Kath & Kim. But I’m pretty sure that’s not how an episode plays out. With that being said, Dylan Cooper is today’s Hot Slut for one reason only: reader Phoebe tells me that the thing he likes most about himself is his eyebrows. AND WE HAVE A WINNER!

A bitch who knows that eyebrows are important, knows everything! Dylan Cooper does have some museum worthy brows too. I just want to gently pluck them off of his face, slip them into a velvet envelope, take a red eye to Paris, break into the Louvre and slap them on the Mona Lisa, because that bitch’s brow situation is thirsty as fuck! (I’ve always thought that the Mona Lisa looked like a drag queen who was caught on step 2 of her 12 step make-up transformation and was not amused by this.)

But beyond Dylan Cooper’s exquisite brows that belong behind security glass, he does have some mesmerizing nostrils too. I bet that if he flared his nostrils at about the same time I blew him an air kiss, they’d make a whistling sound that would tickle my ear drums something good!