And She’s Worth Every Damn Penny

Detective La Toya was on The Talk yesterday to peddle her new memoirs and she dropped a story about the time her late ex-husband tried to sell her chocha to Mike Tyson. Let’s play a game! The price tag on La Toya’s nipple read one of the following:

a) Evander Holyfield’s ear
b) a fleet of synchronized flying pigeons
c) $100,000
d) Joe Jackson’s smug ass grin wiped from his face

The answer should be “b,” because it would make so much sense that Mike Tyson is only turning himself into The Pigeon Whisperer so that one day he’ll have a fleet impressive enough to win La Toya’s down low giggle box. The answer is really “c.” Yeah. La Toya said this about her abusive ex-husband Jack Gordon:

“Mike Tyson later told my mother and father and some other friends that he had told him that if he wanted to sleep with me he has to pay $100,000. I was in brothels and everything….he made me do Playboy twice and had me sit on the stage and say “Oh no, it was all my idea”…and I had to do that because I knew what he said he would do, he would do it.“

Now you will never hear me say that a wet rumble with La Toya isn’t worth $100,000, but is she sure her mama heard right? Mike Tyson’s got a lisp like Donald Duck with a burnt tongue, so maybe he really said “one hundred flighty pigeons.” Because again, that would make sense on every level.

via The Life Files