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One thing I know for sure after looking at these pictures of Janice Dickinson on the beach in Malibu yesterday is that when I'm 56 years old, I hope I too have zero fucks to give and will strut out in public no matter what.
Who cares if people won't sleep tonight, because Janice looks like one of the cave creatures from The Descent in a two piece! Who really cares if scientists would like to poke at Janice, because she looks like a mutated piece of overcooked steak fat that fell in a vat of acid! Who cares if it looks like all the muscles inside of her body are scurrying for the next exit! Who cares if I was Jerry Hall I'd have the weirdest lady boner right now! Who cares if Janice is leaving people confused, because she doesn't have a sales tag from Wilson's Leather sewed onto the back of her neck! Who cares if the bottle of SPF lube I keep next to my desk for outdoor fapping just dried up when these pictures hit my screen!
Who cares, because Janice certainly doesn't! And yes, if Janice Dickinson introduced herself to me as Iggy Pop, I so would.
This really answered my downside, thanks!
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WTF is wrong with her belly button!? OMG!!!!
Dead certain this was from the set of "Cougar Town."
"when I'm 56 years old, I hope I too have zero fucks to give"
"Zero fucks to give" is golden. I'mma totally use that one, thanks :)
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Wow Janice has put on weight! Mooooooo... She encourages her models to become anorexic yet she parades her thunder thighs around on the beach.
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I suppose everyone has moved on, but I couldn't let it go and I looked at her cuerpo bit to see what the problem is. I think its artifacts from agressive lipo. I can see a triangle from her pubis up where the lipo hoovered all the fat away. The edges of that work are what make the stomach look deformed.
I suspect most men prefer a bit of tummy fat to a thorax that looks likes its from an insect like creature that just stepped off a spaceship and is hunting humans for sport...
Whatever Janice has in that vial is not working and she needs to supersize that shit.
EPIC FAIL!
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What makes women of a certain age in Hollywood or any place for that matter, want to look like the Joker? I don't get it. Age gracefully. Be a granny! You'll get more respect.
The weird wench may be nuttier than a fruit cake, but she isn't fat. Gotta credit her for that. Chaz Bono in a two piece would violate several laws! She'd be in danger of being harpooned by one of Ahab's relatives, too!
I also like to see wenches with nipples at perky attention, too. Good ol' Janice does the duty.
It's a shame when a woman's only claim to fame is her beauty because regardless of how hard you try you ain't going out with the same looks you had when you were famous, it's just not possible. For fame whore it's especially sad because they don't know how to step back from the spotlight. She was a real natural beauty back in the day no doubt but her ego won't permit her to see the creature we see in front of us now. I'm sure when she looks into the mirror she's deluded into seeing the same beautiful woman she was. Had she not fucked with her face and covered this tragic body appropriately she might actually have been able to pull off pretty. It's too late for anything now and if you thing she looks bad now just wait to see the creature she'll become in another 10 years.
I'm going to go against the grain here and say that her body is in good shape. Her face is another story...
I do agree she would look much better in a one-piece.
ETA: After my weekend at the beach, I'd rather see Janice D than some oldster with pockets of fat dripping down their veiny legs and cellulite bingo wings.
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I have realized that the brown one-piece maillot suit I wear for swimming makes me look better than Janice "with the sick navel" Dickenson despite my flaws (same age but no surgery).
That's a nasty scar she has on her stomach. My niece saw her in London and said she looks really scary. I believe these photos are somewhat photoshopped.
Poster child for having your body sculpted by plastic surgery a few too many times.
Submitted by Kerfuffles on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 6:15pm.
She was so pretty back in the day. And I believe she'd still be pretty if she hadn't messed with her face so much.
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Co-signed. She's another example of taking the "not aging gracefully" to monster-proportions.
It's also time for her to invest in a one-piece, a mirror & at least one friend who will not lie to her.
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Submitted by undinespragg on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 5:27pm.
I didn't have my glasses on and thought, "What did Courtney Cox do to her face?" for a second.
I had my glasses on and thought, "Oh, so that's what CC looks like without Photoshop. Nice day in Malibu."
At least it's not her rear aspect. *thanking Buddha*
She should not be proud showing that wrinkled, sunburned, lipo-sucked chicken body off.
@Bossy, if you read this, I had to comment. If they had a drunken moment of weakness or truly like each other, it's still iffy. BUT, there is a type of girl "friend" who is the jealous, competitive type who wants to be the center of attention and will try to hijack any close relationship you have that's she's not involved in. I've had two "friends" like this. Insecure, possessive, messed up, dumped them both. Hope your friend isn't like that, but I would take a closer look at her. Good luck!
She has the stomach of a 31 yr old...and by that I mean Katie Holmes when she bends over
I'd still fingerbang her 'til she splooges pussy-snot. --Brenda
Janice missing a nipple?
Just looked at your post again. Hmmm. Well, akward, yes, but adults deal with these things.
As long as there were no burning bridges when you and the fuckees parted ways, then no biggie. It is what it is. Put on your big girl panties and deal with it either way.
If people make an issue of it or make it a topic of discussion, firmly put a stop to it and tell them to stay out of your business.
However, be prepared, men can make an issue out of these things. The current one may be constantly worring and wanting to know how he measures up, performance and otherwise. That can get old quickly.
Again, if it happens, be firm and put a stop to it. If he continues then that could be a sign he doesn't have the level of emotional maturity that you may require.
Finally, and you may have already realized this, stop fucking so many people in your inner circle. Expand your horizons, so to speak. If not, eventually it's going to brand you with a reputation and give guys and easy reason to treat you with disrepect and objectify you.
So did your best friend have sex with YOUR sibling or THEIR sibling? Your post can be read both ways... ;-)
If it's your sibling, then don't worry, stay out of it, it's none of your business as long as all parties are consenting and adults. If you get involved, you are risking pissing off two people you care about.
If it's their sibling, then UCKITY PUCK...EEEWW!
susan lucci and this nightmare ought to get together and go bowling.
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Ugh.. that's the reason 1 piece bathing suits are made. Come to think of it, that is why MuMus are made.
You might not be able to see it in this pic, but she's really "smiling with her eyes."
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Submitted by Bossy on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 6:03pm.
I'm going to hijack this post: has anyone's best friend had sex with their brother/sister? How did you feel about it? I just got news of this and it was very disturbing to me.
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Back in my ho shit days, I fucked 2 of my brother's best friends. He knew about it. No biggie. It just wasn't discussed. What's awkward is that my current boyfriend is a good friend with one of the guys and was on a pool team with the other one/same guy is a bartender at our favorite bar. Makes for very awkward parties and evenings out. Honestly, my boyfriend being friends/acquaintance with 2 guys I fucked is WAAAAYYYY more awkward than my brother being friends with them.
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Jesus Christ, that is gross.
Iggy Pop is looking hot!
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She scares me... that belly *terrifies* me !
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Looks like grilled chicken wings.
And I'm seeing a future of crusty basil cell carcinoma growths all on the chest. If she's lucky.
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Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 6:40pm.
My much-younger sister got knocked up by my brother-in-law one week after my wedding and after knowing each other two whole months. Probably different because he's not my friend, though. I actually hate him and he is a festering filthy boil on the ass of humanity.
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Is his name Gary, by any chance? lol
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My boyfriend hooked up with my brothers girlfriend..at my house..the same night.. while I was in the shower..the got pulled over on the way home..that's how I found out
Totally concur with Boomsy and Humans_off[...]
Helly, if I'm lucky enough to live to be a granny-age...I will be happy just to just not have to wear adult diapers and have my mental capacity still in tact. I sure as fuck don't want to flaunty my jerkied body. Heck, I don't go out in a bikini NOW...no way.
I'd rather eat cake.
Submitted by imcuteifyouredrunk on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 6:39pm.
tigerlilly, i fall into the category of not wanting to know the details. for some reason, my sister in law likes to tell me about my brothers kinky side, like how he loves to be pissed on. this is stuff i really never ever needed to know. but im not surprised. hes 10 years older than me and when i was little i walked in on him having sex several times with a different girl each time. also, the first time i saw a condom was because i thought it was a wetnap on his dresser so i took it because i had just been playing with toothpaste. when i saw it wasnt a wetnap, i put it back in and on his dressed haha. whoops. anyway, yeah, who the fuck wants to know their brother enjoys golden showers and? ugh, yuck.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OMG! I basically gave my feet a golden shower from pisslaughing at the idea of my sister in law giving my brother a golden shower!!! You have to know my sister in law and my brother to find this as HILARIOUS as I do, so I do apologize for making light of your pain...I should be more sympathetic, but you hit a funny bone that won't heal....AHAHAHAHAHAHA! GOLDEN!
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there's an age for everything. showing off your bod to the world is for kids. being bored with showing off your bod to the world is for grownups.
being a senior citizen in training myself (i'm her age) i have come to understand the existential terror of physical decline that awaits (and is already sneaking in) like i never could have in my youth. but to try to recapture myself at 25 or even 35? (actually i was hottest in my early 40s, but no matter) .. what a fool's errand. it makes me sad, because i get the deeper distress on a visceral level. but just, no.
skimpiest thing you'll catch me in ever again is a muscle T. in fact, think how improved these pix would be if she had just thrown a tank top over everything. too bad about the mouth, that horror is unfixable.
anyway, just some blathering ..
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Dear God she looks awful; I'd rather be 50lbs overweight for the rest of my life than look like that.
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Submitted by CORNDOG on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 6:36pm.
I knew a person who had sex with his brother. He felt really awful about it.
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Ironic that these people who spend tons of money on plastic surgery end up looking 20 years older than they would have. She looks like hell for a 55 year old woman. 55 really is not that old. Madonna will also be a complete freak soon enough.
I dont think I have ever seen such a small belly button..it's actually gross..and her skin looks like melting silly putty...plus she looks like a starfish for some reason
Submitted by Bossy on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 6:25pm.
@Evil_Cupcake, I was wrong, you definitely hijacked the post with your story. Ouch, those two are disgusting, good riddance to them!
@Tigerlilly, No don't have a transgender sibling. I guess "or" would have clarified that for you rather than a slash.
It is disturbing to me because it's just all too close to home. Why out of all the people in the world do it with each other?
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I dunno, but they did, so whatchugonna do? I mean, do you think/fear that your bestie was only besties wichu cuz of your bro sausage? If so, then yeah, not cool...but hey, if those two sluts have the hots for one another then...aw, cute...in a skanky, maybe disturbing kind of way....but still aw, cute...Let it go. Everyone fucks.
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