Hot Slut Of The Day!
Youppi, the ginger lobster and bright shining mega star of Trois-Rivières, a supermarket in Quebec.
Youppi looks like he’s already been cooked up in a pot of salted boiling water and is ready to be dipped in a pool of melted garlic butter for your palate’s enjoyment, but that fiery hot bitch is very much alive. Just look at him throwing a reverse side-eye away from that regular lobster like, “That basic bitch ain’t even worth my glare.” You can tell that Youppi is a serious diva bitch cuntacean and he has every reason to be. Only one in 10 million lobsters come in a natural shade of orange and Youppi is one of them. The fish monger at Trois-Rivières had to pinch at his eyeballs when he saw Youppi’s ass crawling around the cage with the ordinary lobsters.
Ever since he made his debut in the fish section’s lobster tank, he’s been in high demand and hos are trying to snap him up, but the supermarket isn’t selling. They tell The Star that they are looking to donate him to an aquarium. In the meantime, Youppi is basking in all the love he’s getting while the other lobsters get nothing but death eyes and hungry mouths directed at them.
Your evil asses might be staring at Youppi thinking that he’d look a whole lot better if his insides were slathered in mayo and sprawled out on a roll! But I’m looking at that special crustacean and thinking to myself that he’s probably what you’d find crawling around your crotch bush if Prince Hot Ginge gave you crabs. Yup, he’s that gorgeous!
(For Marissa)