FYI: Brad Pitt Is Still For Same-Sex Marriage
Brad Pitt and St. Angie Jolie have said before that they won't put wedding rings on each other's bony ass fingers until everybody can and so he's patting New York state on the taint for opening the chapel door to gays and lesbians. At least, he says he's celebrating it, but I take it more as a big, gigantic gulp. You know, a gulp that translates into: "6 down, 44 more to go and then I have to marry that bitch." Here's the statement Brad released to People:
"It is encouraging that New York has joined the movement to grant equal marriage rights to its citizens. But it is each American's Constitutional right to marry the person they love, no matter what state they inhabit. No state should decide who can marry and who cannot. Thanks to the tireless work of so many, someday soon this discrimination will end and every American will be able to enjoy their equal right to marriage."
Thank you for that, Billy Goat Brad. And another thank you (served inside of a sarcasm terrine) for not warning a bitch to get as high as humanly possible before stepping into the movie theater to see The Tree of Life. For serious. If you haven't seen The Tree of Life and want to see it, learn from my mistakes and take yourself up, up and away before doing so. Smoke ten joints, bathe your nostrils in bath salts or lick the sweat off of a crackhead's nuts! Just do whatever you can to put your mind in a place where watching MAC screensavers for 3 hours while listening to the Catholic Church's hold music is a form of entertainment. I went in completely sober and I'll never forgive myself for it. I had to count my pubic hairs with my fingers just to pass the time. Nobody around me noticed, because they were either: a) smart enough to get high and were mesmerized by the leftover Planet Earth clips or b) they were asleep.
So thanks for the words about gay marriage, Brad! But fuck you for not putting a label the reads "WARNING: Do not watch while in a state of soberness" on The Tree of Life poster.
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God, he is such an insufferable cunt. He sucks as an actor, he's not attractive and he repackages Charlize Theron's philosophy as his own. He also talks like his tongue is too big for his mouth. Repulsive.
For the record, given CT family history, I do actually believe that she's probably not hot-to-trot to get married.
I also believe that anyone should be able to get married if that's what they want, regardless of sexual orientation.
"There has to be a reason Brangelia were both willing to marry people they had no children with but now that they have a hockey team they want to stay free and clear."
Hey now! Don't you DARE bring hockey into this. I don't want it to get incidental Pitt-Jolie stench on it. *cuddle hockey and whispers sweet nothings*
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If love had a dick I would eff with it. But it doesn't (it has a no crotch like Barbie).
Sorry I don't get it with these two,because they both have been married. So it's not like they are opposed to the institution of marriage, or that gays just lost their right to marry. What has really changed in five years; except their tribe full of kids. They just need to admit they don't want to marry each other.
Nobody wants to see those two married, least of all themselves, so that baloney isn't doing anything for gay marriage. Remember when Charlize Theron said she wouldn't get married until everyone could? Translation: I'm a star and my boyfriend of eight years isn't so I'm stalling. Well, you'll find something better faster when you have the guts to be single.
God, I hate it when I to agree with this arrogant ass.
Um, yeah, sorry Brad, but there's no Constitutional right for marriage--gay or otherwise. But thanks for playing anyway.
Submitted by justabitch on Wed, 07/06/2011 - 11:09am.
Brad, if people could marry whoever they wanted to, you would be calling your woman Mrs. Haven.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Did he feel this way when he married Maniston? Me thinks he is using the gay community to promote his crappy films and to not have to marry the vampire. Great piece his publicist wrote. Poor Brad has trouble stringing two words together.
Those are some big words for the durr faced Pitt. Angie probably wrote that statement.
There has to be a reason Brangelia were both willing to marry people they had no children with but now that they have a hockey team they want to stay free and clear.
Submitted by justabitch on Wed, 07/06/2011 - 11:09am.
Brad, if people could marry whoever they wanted to, you would be calling your woman Mrs. Haven.
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LMFAO !!! That's good.
This moron needs to just zip it.
He didnt seem to take this stand when he first got married in a wedding that cost $1million no less.
He hooked up with dopey and all of a sudden he's broadening his horizons. Good grief. Why give him any praise? Deep down he's probably nervous that he might actually have to put his money where his mouth is and marry the douche he's with ! Heaven forbid he make it legit after 6 kids.
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Brad, if people could marry whoever they wanted to, you would be calling your woman Mrs. Haven.
I find it hard to believe StuPitt said that. Sounds like his PR person since Duh is too stupid to come up with something so articulate
Submitted by jd.xy on Wed, 07/06/2011 - 10:37am.
Is it just me or is he getting more and more pathetic each day?
Why is he (or that hideous woman he's "with") so bloody popular? I don't get it.
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Nope, definitely not just you ;) .... what is happening to him? He can't keep trading on the fact that he used to be hot and used to get good roles.
Maybe they're both hotness vampires?? (I refuse to say hot vampires) cos they've both started to look like shit since dating each other!
And their former partners aren't anything to write home about either - just puttin' it out there...
Oh, STFU already. He has nothing worthwhile to say and whatever hotness he had went away a long time ago.
Is it just me or is he getting more and more pathetic each day?
Why is he (or that hideous woman he's "with") so bloody popular? I don't get it.
I wonder what polish they use to shine their halos.
Fucktards.
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"Yeah, I'm like herpes.......I disappear for awhile but you can never get rid of me!"
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Oh..and 'Troy'. *drool*
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But it is each American's Constitutional right to marry the person they love
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This is the lack of insight that causes most of the problems in this country. It is not a Constitutional right. It is a natural right. The Constitution merely recognizes that you have natural rights, that no other individual, or group of individuals conglomerated into whatever form they chose have a moral grounds upon which to deny you.
SNOWY!! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN WHILE I HAVE BEEN GETTING ABUSED!!! lol
*reports self*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Is he trying out of Sonny Crockett This fool should marry his baby mama already. What does a ho got to do? Get 6 more innocent souls before he puts a ring on it?
Went to see Tree of Life last weekend. Bleeding Christ, that was hard to get through and I love Terrence Malick.
I thought it was pretentious and self-indulgent.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 07/06/2011 - 9:31am.
His best role was in True Romance for sure.
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and yet, the honey bear bong did all the real work there, and gets no accolades!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
TEAM BENJAMIN BUTTONS WAS TORTURE! DIE CATE! DIE ALL FUCKING READY (and I love her)
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Ah, it's that time again, when Brad or Angelina or both step out of the woodwork to talk to the people.
I'm so glad NY passed their law just in time for Brad to talk about it as he is promoting his new movie.
His best role was in True Romance for sure.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
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Yeah, agree re Brad not being able to do 'deep'. It's not his brains that make me vaguely tingly. I loved 'Legends of the Fall' and 'A River Runs Through It'.
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oh yeah, Legends of the Fall...I liked that one too, but I think it was mostly because my lover Aidan Quinn was in it
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Yes, he is quite delish.
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Yeah, agree re Brad not being able to do 'deep'. It's not his brains that make me vaguely tingly. I loved 'Legends of the Fall' and 'A River Runs Through It'.
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oh yeah, Legends of the Fall...I liked that one too, but I think it was mostly because my lover Aidan Quinn was in it.
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
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Yeah, agree re Brad not being able to do 'deep'. It's not his brains that make me vaguely tingly. I loved 'Legends of the Fall' and 'A River Runs Through It'.
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I think Brad Pitt movies are hit or miss, personally. Loved Fight Club, Snatch and Oceans Eleven, hated Benjamin Button, Seven Years in Tibet and Meet Joe Black. I guess he's a decent actor overall...he does a better job when he's playing gritty characters that don't have a lot of deep philosophical dialogue to deal with.
I heard Tree of Life was terrible from some people, and amazing from others. I'll wait until it comes out on Netflix.
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 07/06/2011 - 8:57am.
LOL the Canadian wants to watch the Curious Case of Benjamin Button on Netflix this weekend. I was like, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I saw it in the theater and it dragged big time and sucked. It was trying so hard to be a masterpiece and it failed to even be entertaining. Pretentious, indulgent crap it was.
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Benjamin Button was agony to sit through. I'd never so actively wished that a baby character would just hurry up and die already.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
You said terrine. I love you.
haven't seen a movie of his since he hooked up with whorelina. will not put a dime in their heroin child collecting purse.
The Benjamin Button short story is a good read. I haven't seen the film so can't compare, but I can tell from the plot summary that the film has kept only the basic plot outline.
It's in the public domain, so you can download and read it for free.
Crystal Castles, Knights
He is such an arrogant fuck. Nice Sonny Crockett outfit, asshole.
It was supposed to be like Forest Gump, one of my favorite movies, but it SO WASN'T.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 07/06/2011 - 8:57am.
the Curious Case of Benjamin Button
One of the WORST, most unbearably turgid pieces of shit I've ever suffered through. Cate Blanchett was good in it; the only good thing.
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I couldn`t make it through. 30 min was all i could take...
"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
SFRB, 04/26/11
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http://www.youtube.com/user/beeper246#p/a/u/2/BrO86m4qAEs
did not read this because I do not care what Brangie has to say, but I have to ask:
Is Pitt tryna get all Jeff Bridges crinkly?
*chanting as always*
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 07/06/2011 - 8:57am.
the Curious Case of Benjamin Button
One of the WORST, most unbearably turgid pieces of shit I've ever suffered through. Cate Blanchett was good in it; the only good thing.
Just fuck off Brad.
Yes, Aniston is of the Lesbyterian persuasia.
Also, is there any proof that homosexual tinymeat brad ever really fucked a fish to make a baby?
Yes, Aniston is of the Lesbyterian persuasia.
Also, is there any proof that homosexual tinymeat brad ever really fucked a fish to make a baby?
LOL the Canadian wants to watch the Curious Case of Benjamin Button on Netflix this weekend. I was like, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I saw it in the theater and it dragged big time and sucked. It was trying so hard to be a masterpiece and it failed to even be entertaining. Pretentious, indulgent crap it was.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Who gives a fuck what Pitt thinks about gay marriage, architecture or anything else? Note to Pitt: you're an actor and not even a very good one at that.
Shiloh's getting big!
LOL @ THE HOMO-PITTS!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Haven't watched Tree of Life yet, but friends tell me it's a trip. Still, not looking forward to spending 2-3 hours with Sean Penn's grumpy ass.
I hate when celebs blabber on about crap they obviously don't give a shit about. If he thinks it's such a damned American right why didn't he make any of the gay rights commercials others did? Why not realease his ridiculous statement before the vote? Idiot. I miss the old Brad Pitt--the one who did what he was good at; Stand around and look pretty.
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Menage a NO! NO! NO!-MK
Submitted by Whamo: "...If you don't have the stones to marry that stringy heroin addicted fucking cunt of a cunt you're with just leave the cunt and SAVE US all from your pretentious BULLSHIT..."
LOL. Seriously. What a transparent excuse.
Love his girl hands.
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What a friend I have in jesus, I can say that
honestly. He's not like all my other friends who really don't care about me.
Sure get married so you can wind up like this.
http://tosh.comedycentral.com/video-clips/it-gets-way-worse
Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 12:16pm.
suckandfuck and raul are like the goofus and gallant of sick humor.
the best.
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