Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

July 5, 2011 / Posted by:

This B- list movie actor who is not a bad looking guy at all continued his streak recently. Interesting streak. When he goes to a premiere for a new movie he is in, he always gets orally serviced. I need to clarify that he does not do it at every premiere city, but at one of the premieres he will get it done. He says it guarantees box office success. So far that is kind of hit and miss, but he got it taken care of this last week. (CDAN)

Larry Crowne, The Conspirator and Transformers 3 all had some kind of premiere last week. This shit isn’t Tom Hanks since he’s strictly A-list and seems like the type who giggles during beejes, which would piss everybody in the theater off. Josh Duhamel is sitting on a solid C, so it isn’t him. James McAvoy? No. So that leaves Shia LaDouche! It fits perfectly and this is some crazy OCD (stands for obsessive compulsive doucheorder) thing only he’d come up with.

And don’t feel bad for the poor soul who has to bruise her torso on a movie seat armrest while trying to fight the voms from sucking on Shia’s cheese doodle dick. At least she doesn’t have to watch Transformers.

This actress had one of the longest careers ever. She starred in what is considered by some to be the best movie ever made. She was also an Academy Award winner/nominee. The thing about our actress is she never got married. She also never really had that many relationships. Maybe one or two that might have happened when the whispers got louder. Oh yes there were whispers about something. Why would I write about something if there were no whispers. It seems that our actress did have a lover. A lifetime lover actually. Not so strange or whisper inducing right? Well, it is if your lover is also your sister. (CDAN)

Old Hollywood did scandal so much better than the new hos. Nowadays, a celebrity would never softly sing “incest is beeeest” into her sister’s cooch. Anyway, I’ve heard this one before. Lillian and Dorothy Gish. Exhibit: A.

Do you live in Westchester County? Have you ever fantasized about having an affair with a Major League Baseball player while his wife waits in another room? Now all of your dreams can come true! Simply respond to this Craigslist ad. Hurry, Ladies!:

pro ball player in town real post

So have a hot fantasy, I’m staying in westchester tonight with wife. Looking for a wild hot woman to meet at my hotel in a different room and ill sneak out. If we click looking for an on going thing. I’m white tall fit blue eyes. Send a pic and this is a real post. I play mlb but please don’t ask what team need discretion , I will tell you once I trust you..

Hurry ladies (Blind Gossip

When I Googled “famous white baseball player,” I got Sammy Sosa. White skin… blue eyes… Seems like a fit to me!

P.S. – CDAN gave the answers to a ton of blind items yesterday. Surprisingly, every single answer is not John Travolta, ALL OF THEM or Blake Lively.

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