Afternoon Crumbs

July 5, 2011 / Posted by:

What’s the number to 911? That Chilean wart hog is attacking Danny DeVito! – The Superficial

I hope SamRo’s new piece just loves rage texts from a scorned crackhead at 4 in the morning – Lainey Gossip

Nothing says “failing at life” like getting arrested for stalking Parasite Hilton in the year 2011 – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

From the department of Boo Hoo Bitch – Towleroad

Lily Allen does not look like Lily Allen in Elle UK – Celebitchy

JWoww’s titty sacks look like they are just trying to escape to her armpit – Hollywood Tuna

Brad Whitford is looking awful! – Just Jared

Beyonce’s wig gets its own Vogue Italia spread – The Berry

At this point, roasting Charlie Sheen is like roasting burnt crack rock remnants on a plastic spoon – ICYDK

Breaking: Miranda Kerr pumps her own gas – Popoholic

Lazy baby is lazy – Cityrag

Trouty lips is getting sent up the river – OMG Blog

Holly Madison wearing a dress made from the wallpaper samples from a book my abuelita snatched from Home Depot – Hollywood Rag

Someone’s pissed off (GONG, etc) – Videogum

Evan Rachel Wood is back with Billy Elliot I’m Not Obsessed

The gut brand on Reese Witherspoon looks exactly like the stomach tattoo my cholo cousin got in prison – Popsugar

Attention whoring Simian alert – The Daily What

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