Kobayashi Beat The World Hot Dog Gobbling Record Today

The number "69" and the words "hot dog gobbling" are usually used together to describe a typical afternoon for John Travolta, but not this time.

Professional food binge-er Takeru Kobayashi wasn't allowed to swallow cold hot dogs and soggy buns (the story of Hugh Hefner's girlfriend's life) at Nathan's Annual Hot Dog Eating contest in Coney Island today, because he refused to sign an exclusive contract with Major League Eating. So Kobayashi went renegade and held his own contest at the same time as Nathan's on a roof top in Manhattan.

Kobayashi's arch rival Joey Chestnut won Nathan's contest for the 5th year in a row by deep throating 62 hot dogs in 10-minutes. But technically Kobayashi was the world champion hot dog gobbler of the day, because at his event, he made his stomach cry tears of processed meat by filling it with 69 hot dogs, beating Joey's old record of 68. Before pushing out his bloated muscled six-pack, the major league eating equivalent of pounding his chest, Kobayashi said this to the NYDN: "I think I showed them. I'm very happy about my win today but I feel like I'm not at my peak. I think I could go up to 90 or 85."

To which his bowels, b-hole, stomach and the starving children of Ethiopia simultaneously replied with, "Please fucking don't."

Below is the clip of Joey Chestnut and my favorite food eater Sonya "The Black Widow" Thomas making delicious hot dogs look not-so-delicious. If you play this backwards in slow motion, that's exactly what their anuses looked like while purging out the digested hot dogs a few hours later. Pained expression and all.

And thank you to Kobayashi for showing us what Jillian Michaels' body would look like if she got knocked up (see picture above).

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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 9:38am.

I can't with these eating competitions. They seriously bring on the gags.

This was on while we were eating breakfast yesterday. NOt my house, can't change the channel, I had to tuen my back to the TV.

Seriously disgusting.

Submitted by ben_dover on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 9:35am.

i didnt want to read through other comments
but does this guy have a thong on?

*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*

Submitted by sanguinivorous on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 8:23am.

Could somebody please hand me my eye bleach?

Fucking grotesque.

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not pressing play on this fuckery...
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 4:32am.

"If you play this backwards in slow motion, that's exactly what their anuses looked like while purging out the digested hot dogs a few hours later."
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Just the image I needed to carry around in my brain for the next week. *barfs*

Submitted by caprica six on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 10:10pm.

Kobayashi's hair gets a vote from me. *leaves half bottle of vino; stumbles off(

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Submitted by Hysteria on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 7:39pm.

Kobayashi, hmm?

I know this story. It's the usual weiner-eating suspects. He is allegedly backed by Keyser Söze.

Gross out.
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Submitted by cliffdweller on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 7:26pm.

Somebody needs to hook this guy up with Johnny Weir(sp?) Seriously.

Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 7:18pm.

I can't think about this for long, I'll puke,seriously.

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*huah, HUAH*
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Happy 4th?
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Submitted by illuminaupolis on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 5:49pm.

Idiocracy

Submitted by Bossy on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 5:20pm.

"It wasn't a competition," Chestnut said. "It was him just eating. I've done 71 in practice by myself. It's his choice not to be here. He could have signed the same contract he signed three years [ago]. It's sad that he thinks he's Kobe Bryant. This is competitive eating. It's supposed to be fun."

Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 5:14pm.

Submitted by becky n sydney on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 6:33pm.
*hurk*
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Isn't that revolting? The only thing worse is a lobster-eating competition because it's so much messier. Yucko!

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Submitted by No Words on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 5:14pm.

I will echo what so many of you have said...eating contests are all kinds of fucked up.

Submitted by becky n sydney on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 5:03pm.

*hurk*

Submitted by angry_secretary on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 4:59pm.

judging by the hair & flaunting, Kobayashi is the Johnny Weir of hot dog eating.

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Submitted by RustyHooligan on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 4:46pm.

Submitted by agirl on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 6:10pm.

hahaha. With plenty of water to wash 'em down.

Submitted by agirl on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 4:40pm.

@RustyHooligan - sometimes the weenies are in a bun first, sometimes after, 's'all good, as long as the buns are tight!

Submitted by RustyHooligan on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 4:16pm.

Submitted by agirl on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 4:57pm.

I'll bet Kobayashi's boyfriend always has a smile on his face! 364 days of practice each year.

Except it has to be in a bun first.

Submitted by kacky on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 4:14pm.

Yay, wasting food and glorifying unhealthy behaviors. It's two times the ugly!
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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 4:10pm.

Submitted by tikkicakes: "Is homegirl wearing a thong????"

That was my first thought, seeing the photos. It looks very girly. *ducks punches thrown by the gender police*

Submitted by dementa on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 3:56pm.

Somewhere, Tom Cruise just jizzed.

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Submitted by Spacey on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 3:28pm.

ba-buttons on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 4:52pm.

For the record, the good folks at Guiness do not recognize eating records based on volume, only those based on speed.

So eating a thousand hot dogs in one sitting will not get you into the book but eating twenty hot dogs in ten seconds will.

LOL! Sorry, but, I'm a total pervert and I read that all sorts of wrong. hehe

Submitted by agirl on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 3:27pm.

I'll bet Kobayashi's boyfriend always has a smile on his face! 364 days of practice each year.

Submitted by ba-buttons on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 3:22pm.

For the record, the good folks at Guiness do not recognize eating records based on volume, only those based on speed.

So eating a thousand hot dogs in one sitting will not get you into the book but eating twenty hot dogs in ten seconds will.

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Is homegirl wearing a thong????

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Is homegirl wearing a thong????

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agirl on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 4:37pm.

I am surprised the one swallowing all those weenies is not a Dlister.

LMFAO!

Submitted by agirl on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 3:07pm.

I am surprised the one swallowing all those weenies is not a Dlister.

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TexnDoc on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 4:30pm.

I find food eating contests repulsive too. The only one I could watch over and over is when Homer Simpson entered the steak eating contest and seconds before it started Marge screamed from the audience: "No!! Homie! Don't fill up on bread!"

Don't forget Al's "weenie tots" from "Married...with children". lol

I'm glad to know I'm not the only person who thinks eating as a 'sport' is fucking disgusting.

What next? Sleeping for a sport? Barfing for a sport (nevermind, JackAss covered that), pooping for a sport, blowing your nose for a sport...

UGH.

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Submitted by Spacey on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 2:56pm.

Sporting an armpit pussy and a pregnant belly full of fucking processed meat has totally offed my appetite. Just looking at his belly all over-bloated like that freaks me out.

How can humans even survive that?

I haven't even eaten yet today (hubby is readying the grill now to sear us up some evil meat), and, I was really starving hungry feeling, but after looking at this picture...my hunger went totally impotent. I seriously feel nauseated.

Obviously I need to pick a different dlisted topic because I'm getting that "about to hurl" feeling.

Whamo, you know what I mean, right? lol

Gah.

Submitted by NightFox79 on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 2:53pm.

is he wearin' a thong? ...just sayin'

Submitted by Stan Dup on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 2:48pm.

And Paris wasn't a contestant?

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 2:45pm.

I find food eating contests and the people who participate in them revolting.

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Submitted by zomay on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 2:44pm.

And they treat this like it is a true sport!! Haahaahaaahaaaaa!!

Olympics watch out!

Submitted by ritzyroxie on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 2:42pm.

This shit pisses me the hell off. I don't feel bad about eating all the indulgent crap I eat, but eating contests are disgusting. Never mind Ethiopia, Americans starve everyday. Food banks are under stocked, some kids get their only meals at school yet we still give these assholes attention, and fucking cash prizes. Sickening. Oh well, I'm off to get my daily big mac!

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The "superhero sidekick" hairdo is pretty eye-catching, I will give him that.

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"Still a size zero, bitches."

Submitted by Jana on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 2:40pm.

That's just gross.

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Submitted by boomsy on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 3:59pm.

Didn't this dude get arrested last year at the contest?

heh, I think he "crashed" last year's contest at the last minute at caused some minor (pathetic) dramam

Submitted by RustyHooligan on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 2:35pm.

Next on Springer: "Inside the rogue world of unsanctioned professional eating!!!"

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 2:32pm.

Team "that shit is just wrong". I guess you just reserved yourself a penthouse suite in hell, when you make a living glorifying one of the deadly sins...

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