Hot Slut Of The Day!

July 4, 2011 / Posted by:

Joey Fatone! Today, we’re not honoring Joey Fatone for work in ‘N Sync, or for being the announcer on Family Feud, or for his vast collection of Superman panties, or for having a last name with a built-in perfect nickname. On this Fourth of July holiday, we’re honoring Joey for being the true spirit of America by following this country’s motto: A Check (or in Joey’s case, a money order and a coupon book for fireworks) Is A Check!

While Justin Timberlake is making millions upon million doing acting shit, Joey Fatone is starring in local TV commercials for Phantom Fireworks! Now who’s the most successful bitch from ‘N Sync? “Me,” said Joey Fatone as he left the Phantom Fireworks parking lot with a box of free factory-defected sparklers, jumping jacks and black snakes.

Happy Fourth of July!

(Thanks to everybody who sent this in like last week)

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