You can wipe away your wet dream wish of boozing up Daniel Radcliffe and getting him to alohomora your fuck part before busting a lightning bolt sperm scar on your forehead, because it’s not going to happen anytime soon. DanRad has kissed the booze bottle goodbye for now, because he says it was getting to the point where he was relying on the sweet nectar to give him a good time. And I have a feeling that Harry Potter realized that he should go back to sipping on tap water when he woke up on the dungeon floor with Griphook’s ear in his Potter hole and Dobby’s hung nose in his mouth. That’ll do it!
DanRad tells GQ (via The Telegraph) about his vow to not become a Lohan:
“I became so reliant on [alcohol] to enjoy stuff. There were a few years there when I was just so enamored with the idea of living some sort of famous person’s lifestyle that really isn’t suited to me.
I’m actually enjoying the fact I can have a relationship with my girlfriend where I’m really pleasant and I’m not fucking up totally all the time.
As much as I would love to be a person that goes to parties and has a couple of drinks and has a nice time, that doesn’t work for me. I do that very unsuccessfully. I’d just rather sit at home and read, or talk to somebody that makes me laugh. There’s no shame in enjoying the quiet life. And that’s been the realization of the past few years for me.”
What DanRad lacks in leg bone length, he makes up for in maturity. I’m with him on all points. Once you’ve clogged the toilet at some party with your drunk barfs and retainer (true story), you’ve clogged them all. There comes a time in every drunk’s life when you realize that working the booze bottle fantastic with your mouth at bars is just a fucking bore. I learned that a long ass time ago and glad to hear that DanRad is with me on that. Just like him, I’d just rather sit at home (with a full whiskey bottle and a fuller joint) and read (the keywords on my favorite porn website to make sure the clip I’m about to watch hits all points), or talk to somebody that makes me laugh (my dog).