Hot Slut Of The Day!
Ed Miliband, the head of Britain’s Labour Party and now the head of the Yes, I Stuttered Bitch Party!
To say that I know as much about American politics as I know about proper grammar is a major understatement. And I know even less about British politics! So I have no idea if this Ed Miliband dude is a puddle of dumb on a sidewalk of tool-shaped assholes. But I do know that Ed Miliband gives the best answers! During an interview with ITV’s Damon Green on Thursday, Ed’s brain got stuck on repeat and he gave the same answer three times when asked about public sector strikes. Surprisingly, the top of Stuttering Ed’s head didn’t start shaking and smoking, revealing that he is indeed a robot who misses its last maintenance appointment.
Damon was not amused by any of this and later went on Twitter to blame Stuttering Ed’s handlers for feeding his mouth with only one line. From the Guardian:
Green vented his anger at the Labour leader and his “handlers”, putting on a “convincing charade” of pretending to care about his line of questioning when they had a pre-planned PR line that they refused to go beyond.
“If news reporters and cameras are only there to be used by politicians as recording devices for their scripted soundbites, at best that is a professional discourtesy,” he said. “At worst, if we are not allowed to explore and examine a politician’s views, then politicians cease to be accountable in the most obvious way.”
He also criticised the approach of the three PR “handlers” Miliband sent in first who he claimed attempted to control the entire interview, down to trying to tell the cameraman about “framing and depth of field” and demanding that the Labour leader be put in front of a bookcase “with his family photos over his left shoulder”.
Despite knowing Miliband had been pre-briefed to give just one response, Green said his PRs also tried to control the line of questioning, a tactic he referred to as a “convincing charade”.
“His PR must have known that was what he was going to do,” he said.
Or maybe Stuttering Ed could not comment further, because negotiations between his brain and his mouth were still going on.