A Special Thank You To Dlisted's Guest Bloggers From Phoebe Price
What better way is there to thank my guest bloggers, Sweetas and Jack-n-the-Hat, than with a whole lot of red, white, blue and ginge? (Put down your invoices Sweetas and Jack, that question was rhetorical.) There isn't a better way. So this is how I am giving my thanks to Sweetas and Jack for taking time out from talking shit and getting drunk to talk shit and get drunk for Dlisted while I was out showing my auntie and mom the sights of New York City ("On your right, is Williamsburg's famous Mt. Trash Bags and on your left is our proud dirty condom and dog shit art installation." - me to my auntie).
I am freak of the control variety and am addicted to shade throwing so I didn't get away from my laptop as much as I would've liked to. But when I did, I could count on Sweetas and Jack to be your substitute shit talkers, and they get an A grade for me. They would've gotten an A+, but there was an uncomfortable incident involving a drunk e-mail and a pictures of external organs I still can't positively identify (I'm not naming names).
When I have to undergo an entire plastic surgery makeover (skin dying, pec implants, bicep transplants, hair plugs on my ass cheeks, a washboard installed under my gut, etc....) so that Mah Boo Anderson Cooper can wink at me on the street just once (he still won't), I can count on Sweetas and Jack to fill in for me. So let's all raise a bong for them!
And this post is not only a gift to Sweetas and Jack, it's also an early Fourth of July gift to all of you. Pull up a lawn chair and feast your eyes on the freckled fireworks show on Phoebe Price's white night skin.
This spread for the Appalachian version of Gourmet Magazine featuring Variety sugar and Duncan Hines frosting IS your Fourth of July sparkler!
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Have a great meal, Beckster.
I am definitely living up to my 'current, moniker. >>DUH<<
Apparently this moniker was birthed out of a stoner's ass who uses the cardboard cylinder from emptied toilet paper rolls and makes a tin-foil 'screen' with some scotch tap and pokes from a tack.
Oops. Did I just type that out loud.
Don't even get me started on the weirdest homemade bongs I've ever made. I'm the MacGyver of homemade pipes and homemade bongs. I don't toke much any longer because I freakin' EAT like I have no satiation which is NOT cool.
Oops. did I just type that out loud too?
/pretend I didn't type the above
Italics closed now. I can't mult-task apparently. I'm trying to create an animation and blog here. My brain is too tineh for such tasks.
@ Spacey
I'm not a fan of loud noises, either. Very sensitive hearing.
I'm gonna love you and leave you - time to cook dins. Catcha tomorrow, Spacey!
becky n sydney on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 12:55am.
I'll never understand the whole neanderthal/macho fire and explosions thing - and I don't really want to. It just pisses me off that innocent animals become so distressed and the dicks responsible don't give them a second thought. Arseholes.
THANK YOU! AND, AMEN! I think 'fireworks' are pretty much moronic and stinky and loud and obnoxious. I just DON'T GET IT. My husband (earlier in our marriage) was so GUNG HO about fireworks and doing a big 'show' and I'd just cringe and choking on the sulfur and holding my ears because of the noise was NO FUN to me.
I also hate movie theaters who ramp up the volume and make a movie completely unenjoyable to me because I have to cup my ears with my hands through most of it. I have really sharp hearing and eyesight and I don't need shit blasted in my damned ears. lol
I'm not trying to clean up the cuss word content of my speech. LOL
LOL! That's what I love about dlisted, we don't get censured (on my political blog I have to be super careful even though the mods have given me license with quite a few f-bombs when I am super pissed off lol)!
Submitted by Spacey on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 12:42am.
I'll never understand the whole neanderthal/macho fire and explosions thing - and I don't really want to. It just pisses me off that innocent animals become so distressed and the dicks responsible don't give them a second thought. Arseholes.
I'm not trying to clean up the cuss word content of my speech. LOL
OMG. Michael K. emailed me back.
*swoon*
My attempt at asterisking myself was obviously an EPIC FAIL btw.
lol
becky n sydney on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 12:27am.
Submitted by Spacey on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 12:12am.
Fireworks are illegal in New South Wales but the arseholes drive 3 hours down to Canberra, where they are legal along with hardcore porn, and buy them in bulk.
THIS SH*T (I'm trying to clean up my potty mouth...hence, asterisks lol)! We have tribes from nearby Indian reservations that can sell the shit to ANYONE (even outlawed and dangerous firework sh*t that could KILL someone). NOT COOL.
I have a park one street away and on any Public Holiday (or just a normal weekend) the dicks are out there firing the things off.
Isn't it fun? /sarc
Maybe I'm an old, grouchy curmudgeon since birth because I never found the fascination with 'fireworks' much 'fun'. If fireworks could be eventually made without noise (and pollution) that would be very cool. Why can't they laser-light that shit into the sky like a batman bat-signal? Huh? HUH?
My dog is completely unbothered (if you call completely unbothered jumping into the air and trying to kill the rockets) but other animals are terrified. The cops do nothing. *cranky*
My Happy hid in our master closet because of the fireworks and pissed on my husband's work jeans because he was too afraid to leave the closet and go to his litter box. Pets especially freak out over shit like that. How are they not to know this is the fucking END OF THE WORLD apocalypse shit? Fucking idiots and their propensity for noise/sparks/booms/attention/assholery.
I don't want to be a dictatorial fascist asshole, but, damn, why do people blow shit off for days before the 4th here? It pisses me off to no end and it not only unnerves my cat but it unnerves ME too.
/rant off
Submitted by Spacey on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 12:12am.
Fireworks are illegal in New South Wales but the arseholes drive 3 hours down to Canberra, where they are legal along with hardcore porn, and buy them in bulk.
I have a park one street away and on any Public Holiday (or just a normal weekend) the dicks are out there firing the things off.
My dog is completely unbothered (if you call completely unbothered jumping into the air and trying to kill the rockets) but other animals are terrified. The cops do nothing. *cranky*
becky n sydney on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 12:00am.
Nothing wrong with a quiet weekend!
Uhhhhhhhhh. Not here in WA state! The city we live in allows fireworks and we have been hearing fireworks all freaking WEEK and the nasty sulfur makes my summer allergies even worse. I wish my neighbors could at least wait until the freaking FOURTH OF JULY to blow off fireworks...but, nooooooo, they have to prematurely fireworkejaculate. Grr.
It's hard to replace pets. Almost a guilt thing. Silly, really - but I understand the emotional
My cat understands loves to be with me and he's very protective of me (a lot like a dog in many ways). He's only loyal to me and he loves to sleep on my back and purr in my ear. Sometimes I'll wake up in the morning and he's on my back. lol! My husband jokingly calls him my 'familiar'. I tried to explain to my hub that my cat Happy can understand language and he was completely unconvinced...UNTIL a few weeks ago, Happy pounced on our bed and meowed for attention and started to leave our bed in a pouty fit and I said, "Baby, don't go, come back and give mommy one of your massages", and he turned around, came back and kneaded my back (which was really hurting). My husband was gobsmacked and told his whole family back in Chicago about it when he went for the reunion and nobody believed him. lmao!
I've never met an animal that didn't come right up to me and befriend me. Same with children. My hubby calls me "Girl Jesus". lmao
Submitted by Spacey on Sun, 07/03/2011 - 11:51pm
Nothing wrong with a quiet weekend!
It's hard to replace pets. Almost a guilt thing. Silly, really - but I understand the emotional wrench. Hopefully your baby will be with you for a few more years yet. :)
becky n sydney on Sun, 07/03/2011 - 11:35pm.
"Up to anything else for your long weekend?"
I was hoping my daughter and her fiancé could make it but they are going to a friend's for the fourth because they were invited by them first (us old folks apparently need to git to invitin' quicker)!
As pathetic as it sounds (lol), hubby and I are going 'grocery' shopping tomorrow (we haven't gone grocery shopping in about two months). I keep a really stocked pantry and freezer so we can go without shopping for a while, but, some of my 'go to' items are dwindling and I kind of panic when I don't have my stockpile kept up.
Unfortch, it's a major pain to grocery shopping now that we are only down to my husband's work truck as our sole vehicle (it's one of the HUGE, white fug, ginormous commercial type trucks and all of his tools are in it). UGH. I hate not having a car any longer. :\ But, we still have our house so I'm very thankful for that. I know so many people have it far worse and we are still getting work for remodels and construction and even home building (just recently). YAY. The fricking county my husband is contracting a job for made us jump through a sheet-load of red-tape to just approve a F*OJOJ(*IUIK! drain ditch! THAT finally got approved the other day and NOW we can get to the BUILDING a home. YES! YES!
I could go on...but, I'm already bordering on the longest TMI reply EVAH. Nothing like someone asking a courteous question and then getting a damned break-down of every finite detail. lol!
Oh and I love moosh kitteh too. That little guy kneading the 'air' is too freakin' cute! haha
To be honest though, when my cat goes...I don't think I'll be able to ever have another pet companion. He's like my 'only' in the sense that we are super bonded together and he's so unlike ANY other cat I've ever had.
/stops self from saying more lol
Submitted by Spacey on Sun, 07/03/2011 - 11:31pm.
Up to anything else for your long weekend?
becky n sydney on Sun, 07/03/2011 - 11:23pm.
Look forward to the new .gif! Ahs lurves me some kittehs. :)
I am working on one now from 2003 when he was just young kitteh and my daughter was playing with him. Too much fun. =0)
Submitted by Spacey on Sun, 07/03/2011 - 11:12pm.
Look forward to the new .gif! Ahs lurves me some kittehs. :)
becky n sydney on Sun, 07/03/2011 - 11:02pm.
'tanks, snookums. He's eleven years YOUNG and still quite the sprite little fellow! I have him on some new vitamins and he's been acting like a frisky lil' 5 year old. I'm going to film him playing tomorrow and make an animated .gif out of it. I have some older vids of him that are hilarious too which I want to make animations. I'm so psyched to learn this new fangled thing. I love learning new things. Keeps the ol' synapses firing. ha-ha
I hope all is well with you. I felt bad that I didn't ask how YOU were doing last time we had an open post chat. I solly. Sometimes I iz rood and forget to inquire about other's lives when I'm focused on my own stupid self.
On topic: I could never be a guest blogger. I'd get skewered royally fer sure. This crowd is ruff. =0)
Submitted by Spacey on Sun, 07/03/2011 - 10:55pm.
Cute kitteh! I liked the other one with the stretching piggy paws, too.
It's always 'Howdy Doody' time!
The 'spread' makes me glad she wore undies.
Psst... (Beckster, my own kitty is in my avatar now). I just learned how to turn my own home vids into .gif animations. I'mma having too much fun this weekend learning this! ha-ha!
Submitted by flannery on Sun, 07/03/2011 - 5:47pm.
hope you're happy...I'm gay now. Crap, I'm going to need a whole new wardrobe.
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Hahahaha!!
Cutlets needs to close those chalk white legs already.
Oh PUH_LEEZE, pale bitch, put it away!
hope you're happy...I'm gay now. Crap, I'm going to need a whole new wardrobe.
I Didnt know chicken cutlets could had camel toes.
next time at the butchers, ill ask for it.
Sweetas and Jack did a great job!
As for this pitiful skank, she ought to be arrested for desecrating the American flag!
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sat, 07/02/2011 - 6:55pm.
@stlrapper - mk wanting to take a weeks vacay with his fam is hardly him getting to big for his britches. Next time you can simply read the posted by if you get too confused. Mk deserves a break and if you don't like the guestblogging you can simply come back when it's done. If you seriously can't go 5 days without mk well than you have way bigger problems.
Geez some whiney entitled biatches this week - get over it.
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A-freaking-Men Miss Jane.
seriously sometimes I want to serve these people a bowl full of warm STFU.
I think MK is very thoughtful for providing us guestbloggers when he doesn't have to. If he stopped posting for 5 days people would complain. damned if he does, damned if he doesn't.
MK deserves the break and Jack+Sweetas deserve a good pat in the ass for what they have been doing. It is so freaking hard to satisfied the crowd but they are trying and I think they did great. Try to be in their position and see how you would react.
THANK GOD this week is over.
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
Phoebe Price wearing a fascinator?
She must be in violation of something.
I picture her living with her 90-year-old mother and stealing her social security check so she can "live her dream" by giving us all photo ops such as this.
It's really quite amazing...she seems to think that simply having her picture published is some sort of fucking career.
Well, maybe she comes from money. If she has money, I guess she can do whatever the hell she wants, although I, for one, am getting sick of seeing her chicken skin, spotted flesh.
Not to mention her Rocky Dennis face.
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GERONIMO!
alright... gotta cut out,(ciggie run!!!) folks!
hang in there, uspragg... things may not get better or worse, but they always change...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMWqzHvSMvw
nighty night, all!
OT: yeah... did you really think it was gonna happen?
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
El Suspiro.
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GERONIMO!
Submitted by undinespragg on Sun, 07/03/2011 - 2:46am.
i don't think i could ever feel comfortable calling anybody "undies", so... "uspragg" is gonna have to do until i figure out something gangstah, like "u-dog", or "sprag-diddy"!LOL!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
ESE--Well, it is one of my favorite (and expert gold-digging) protagonists from a novel, and her first name is just "undine" but I will also accept: undies (not as a gift, unless it's from a chick), or uspragg. Any other suggestions are welcome.
Submitted by undinespragg on Sun, 07/03/2011 - 2:17am.
bad things only happen if you allow bad things to happen, undinespragg(jeebus, i gotta figure out a shorter version to call you by!LOL!)... take a deep breath, and exhale... it's all gonna be o.k.... moments come and go, but it's, in my experience, finding clarity in those moments that make unsure times bearable... sorry to sound like a fortune cookie.
OT: i don't know what thread this is, nor do i care!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
I'm putting in an application to MK for titles to be given out for blogging beyond the call of duty.
There have been tears, tantrums, hatred, jealousy, joy, laughter and pure hatred for these two Arkansassianotians this week but they battled through...so...if MK approves...
Arise Lord Jack and Lady Sweetas of DListovia.
*fingers crossed MK approves*
Bad things happen when I cannot sleep and all my friends have gone to sleep, so I can no longer text/chat them. Mostly FB stalking (nothing to weird, but reading friends of friends profiles, which is kind of creepy when you think about it). It does not bring out the good.
Submitted by undinespragg on Sun, 07/03/2011 - 2:04am.
Oh Dlisters, I am here once again, but it looks like everybody who is sane has gone to bed.
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pick a time in the day or night, and you will still never find sanity here!... best to take what ya can get!LOL!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Oh Dlisters, I am here once again, but it looks like everybody who is sane has gone to bed.
Thanks, Jack and Sweetas,,,great job!
MK, congrats on your NYC tour. I lived there for almost 30 years and saw the WTC, but no Empire State Bldg. or Statue of Liberty.
I enjoyed the guest bloggers, thanks for choosing really good ones!
Everyone should have a cookie in celebration of MK's return.
Gingersnatch?
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GERONIMO!
My balls just retracted themselves into my abdomen, and I am on the way to the e.r. cuz my neighbor said.. that sorta shit is a medical emergency.
I'd throw that old dog a bone but I have low standards when I'm drinking.
That's way more of Ms. PP than I wanted to see.
Once again, cheers to Sweetas & Jack! MK chose well indeed. I really enjoyed their posts.
Also glad our house Mama is back, *MUAH* to MK!
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You picked great guest bloggers, MK. I loved Sweetas' and Jack's snark.
And a happy Fourth to all my fellow Dlisted sluts!
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"Go away, woman. My cheating medicine will not help you. Even if you win you will still be ugly." ~~ Christopher Moore, Coyote Blue
She looks more like Lox
Submitted by Grandma_Wrinkles on Sat, 07/02/2011 - 8:05pm.
Submitted by Jana on Sat, 07/02/2011 - 7:33pm.
I've wondered how MK does it without taking a day off, taking his mind off FOR A DAY from daily stupid shit celebrity gossip. Still, he finds subs to fill in when he has to be away. I find him amazing.
We love you MK!*******
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He is prolific writer. Not sure how he does it day after day and manages to keep it fresh and funny. Writing is hard work - I just finished a screenwriting class and it was difficult.
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he's a creative writing genius, and he's so damn consistent. I wish I had his stamina. I don't believe he's as dumb in any way as he says he is.
I don't want to hurt the subs feelings with this, but they were just following in MK's footsteps. It is his blog, but still, they could have come out in their own ways.
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www.theanimalrescuesite.com - Click everyday to help animals in shelters
Does she see these and think: Damn! I look good!
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 07/02/2011 - 8:20pm.
Phoebe looks like a block of cream cheese that someone dropped on my kitchen floor. Or in the crack between the refrigerator and the wall.
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HHHEEEEYYYY!!!.... i like cream cheese... don't sully the good name of deliciousness that is the schmear!!LOL!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."