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July 2, 2011 / Posted by:

Thelma Madine – Star My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding, my favorite new fashion designer and the fairy godmother that makes a Gypsy and Irish Traveler bride’s dreams come true by turning them into a humongous pink chiffon queef pushed out of a Swarovski vagina!

In honor of the glorious UK masterpiece My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding ending here in the US last night, I felt it was only right for me to honor the artist who whips elegance and sophistication into a shower puff wedding dress for a 15-year-old Gypsy girl who is about to sign her life away to her husband. Thelma Madine isn’t a Gypsy or Traveler herself, but she feels at one with them even though they regularly lie to her face about venues (because if a venue finds out your ass is a Gypsy, they will crush your fairytale wedding dreams by canceling your booking). Thelma Madine is loyal to the Gypsy bride and will do whatever she asks even if that means building a bodice that will cut scars into a bitch’s skin or accidentally set a ho on fire by wrapping Christmas tree lighting under the skirt. And on a different note…

MBFGW was a little bittersweet. The bitterness came from watching 17-year-old Gypsy and Travelers girl dress up like fairy sluts but not being able to be actual sluts. Gypsy girls don’t fuck around before they get married, so the satin panties with cooch cut-outs they wear go to waste. It’s a damn shame that they can only play a whore in public but not actually be one 🙁 It’s also a little sad watching a 15-year-old girl make a sad face of uncertainty when talking about how her married life will consist of cleaning her trailer and serving her man husband.

But the sweetness came when a bride orgasmed in the face with happiness when her wedding fantasy was brought to life as she waddled down the aisle in a fire hazard gown that could fit all the Duggars underneath its skirt. Seriously, most of the weddings looked like what would squirt out if you popped a gonorrhea wart on Disney’s Magic Kingdom. Absolutely perfect. Oh, how I’ll miss MBFGW and Thelma Madine.

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