Professional wavers and the wealthiest welfare hos of all time, Prince William and Duchess Kate, celebrated Canada Day today by riding around Ottawa’s Parliament Hill in a carriage pulled by Camilla’s Canadian relatives. Kate Middleton honored Canada by wearing a patriotic red maple leaf hat. Just look at that hat and try not to file it under deliciousness. I mean, don’t you want to tell Kate to stand very still so that you can fill those Volcano Taco shells on her head with ground Taco Bell rats, corn syrup butter and lettuce made of dried lard?
This is the first and only time you’ll hear me say that I want to nibble on Kate Middleton’s red taco. I especially would like to nibble on Kate Middleton’s red taco if it was on Prince Hot Ginge’s head.
Happy Canada Day, everyone! I will celebrate Canada today by leaving the letter U off my tongue.