Memaw Don’t Play!!!

July 1, 2011 / Posted by:

Nothing comes between a HONGRAY granny and her morning bacon, not even 9 year old little kids!! The Smoking Gun reports that Marilee Ann Kolynych caught a case of the NOT THE ONE when her 9 year old grandson “ate too much bacon at breakfast” and had to open up an Ensure sponsored can of WHOOP ASS!!

According to the Clifton Heights Police Department, Kolynych chased the boy out in to the yard, tackled his ass to the ground and sat on him while spraying a water hose in his face. Bitch don’t play. The boy finally broke loose of memaw’s claws of death, ran across the street to a neighbor’s house and called his mother…. WHO WAS IN THE FUCKING BASEMENT OF THE MEMAW’S HOUSE!!! Granny is free on bail awaiting a July 7th hearing.

You know, when I was kid my memaw would make me go “fetch a switch” from a tree so she could beat my ass with it. Deciding whether to get a thin branch or a thick branch was the torture. A thick branch is a total BEAT. DOWN. and a thin branch sliced through your ass like buttah… I think I would have rather had the hose!!!!

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