Afternoon Crumbs

July 1, 2011 / Posted by:

Prince Albert of Monaco and Charlene Wittstock kissed as husband and wife on a balcony today after they were married. That expression on Prince Albert’s face is definitely of a man who is trying to picture his wife as a giant penis with two closed eyes. And that expression on Charlene’s face is definitely of a woman who is swallowing a load of barf as she kisses her new husband. We call that, true love! – Lainey Gossip

In case you were wondering, Kim Kardashian still has a freak of nature fat ass – The Superficial

Lil B’sI’m Gay” album isn’t that gay at all – Towleroad

The dude from 98 Degrees has his nipples out and is carrying Miss July (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Leighton Meester’s got bangs – Hollywood Tuna

Demi Moore thinks Ashton Kutcher will drop her now that he doesn’t need allowance money – Celebitchy

Jill Scott dropped the chunk – The Berry

The top shelf Lindsay Lohan gets yogurt – Popoholic

Fascinating footage from The Dark Knight set – ICYDK

Kid Rock…. I probably would… – Just Jared

That lady next to Julia Roberts totally just took a slice of my soul – Hollywood Rag

Mila Kunis and Marky Mark got married – Popsugar

A game of cat and mouse – OMG Blog

Who doesn’t sleep with David Arquette here? – Cityrag

R.I.P. CamelotI’m Not Obsessed

Auto-tuned tweens will be the end of us – The Daily What

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