Pick Me!! Pick Me!!
The gorgeous, sensitive and sensible Charlize Theron (NO sarcasm this time, don't pass out), the girl I would totally go ghey for, the object of my adoration and my avatar has said before that she would never get married until gays can. Me: CHARLIZE I AM SO ON BOARD, WAIT FOR ME BABY!!! Anyway, in September 2009, she said "I do have a problem with the fact that our government has not stepped up enough to make [marriage equality] federal...I really understand marriage and I respect marriage. I just feel that we should all have equal rights."
I have to say that in my experience, I think marriage is a huge stinking steaming pile of bullshit (jaded much?) but like Charlize, I totally support other people to make the biggest mistake of their lives no matter what their sexual orientation is. No, really, marriage CAN be a beautiful thing. I've seen it work and we all want to grow old with someone who loves us enough to smear Ben Gay where our bathing suit covers.
In a recent interview on CNN, which you can watch here on Towleroad, she reiterates her stance, adding that marriage is not important for her (SUHWOOOON AGAIN) but that she understands its importance to other people. She ends the interview by saying "We should all have equal rights. Love is such a divine thing, it's a gift, and who are we to say?"
It's a sensitive subject, but I'm with Charlize (I fucking wish). I mean, if two adults love each other enough to make that leap, and only fuck on each other till they die, and put up with each other's morning breaf and shitty moods for the rest of their lives, I think they should be able to. Marry me Charlize!! *licks monitor*
Note: Stolen from MK's Afternoon Crumbs. I swore off the comments section this week and couldn't just let this shit lie.
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Submitted by dementa on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 11:39pm.
I'm sorry, I just think that procreating is not that big of a goal/achievement. Is it offensive? Mayhaps. Don't care.
@rusty - whatever.
Rusty, hahahahhahahahahahha
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Submitted by Liana on Fri, 07/01/2011 - 9:57am.
Beautiful woman, inside and out. No ego with this one, really. Did a few weeks on the set of "Hancock" and she was just so down to earth, taking coffee with the crew instead of retreating to her trailer and just being really nice.
I'm sorry, you've already used up your daily allotment of one name-drop.
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Submitted by angry_secretary on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 9:27pm.
Submitted by stefystef on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 9:15pm.
Wow, Michael K, that is one of the most sincere and lovely post you have ever written about anyone, who wasn't a dog or a koala. *LOL*
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@angry_secretary: OMG! You are right, it was NOT MICHAEL K's post!!! How lacking of me.. sorry Sweetas for attributing your loving post to the hate-spewing, demon-god of all gossip blogs, Michael K.
For Michael K to write something that lovely, he would have gotten a BJ from his precious Mah Boo Anderson that lasted all night long. That's only way the venom running through his veins would have been released and flowery words of love and devotion radiate from his finger tips to the keyboard.
Of course, I'm being funny (or trying), but thanks for straightening me out. As they say, Reading is FUNdamental! *LOL*
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All together now: FUCK MY LIFE. - The One-and-Only Michael K- 6/17/11
Beautiful woman, inside and out. No ego with this one, really. Did a few weeks on the set of "Hancock" and she was just so down to earth, taking coffee with the crew instead of retreating to her trailer and just being really nice.
"It's a sensitive subject, but I'm with Charlize (I fucking wish)"
*heat breaks*
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Submitted by Chris Knight on Fri, 07/01/2011 - 2:25am.
Ive never seen her appeal. Neither physically, nor as an actress. To me she is just another Hollyweird blonde bimbo. And if others find her natural and down to earth, I find her two-faced and terribly nasty.
I agree with all of the above.
Plus my friend met her years ago and said she was a cunt from hell.
She's such an incredible natural beauty. Simply flawless, that woman. And she truly seems as beautiful on the inside as the outside.
If you watched her interview with Piers Morgan, you will know the Charlize looks EXACTLY like that. She is stunning.
I need a wife. All I have to offer is a 2 br 2ba condo and half of my gubment paycheck, some health benefits and my annoying mother. Any takers?
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Charlize is just so damn gorgeous!
SUHWOOOOON-UH!!!
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Submitted by kate773 on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 11:06am.
I know her legions of worshippers and asskissers will hate me, but Ive never seen her appeal. Neither physically, nor as an actress. To me she is just another Hollyweird blonde bimbo. And if others find her natural and down to earth, I find her two-faced and terribly nasty. And she is a damm hypocrite when back a few years ago, while still with Townsend, was blabbing everywhere that they wont marry until gay couples are allowed to. Oh, really, bitch? What was one have to do with the other? Its like I wont marry if my gay neighbour wont be allowed to, what a bunch of crap! They wanted to sound or to seem interesting but they failed. Just IMO, coz I despise marriage myself, its just a religion/Abrahamic religions creation in order to have a better control of the sheeple. And Charlize would better stick to her other team rather than open her mouth to make herself relevant. Did I mention the pic is either extremely photoshopped, either much older?
Why is she stealing lines from the Jo-Pitts???
To be fair this picture of her is like 15 years old. She's looking a lot more torn up now. Thicker and quicker...
Submitted by Bree on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 7:34pm.
What you said! I mean, if you don't wanna get married, just make that clear and be done with it. Don't give excuses. Say "I don't want to get married, but I hope to have a happy relationship with whoever," and don't drag gays into it to make yourself look better.
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Submitted by Kerfuffles on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 8:11pm.
See, that's just as offensive as what bostonwhatsisname says.
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I like Charlize. She never causes any trouble and seems professional.
Plus, she's totally lovely.
It's hard for me to totally like her, though, because my two moron ex-neighbors had a cocker spaniel called "Charlize," the husband had named her because he thought his wife looked like CT!
The wife was all proud. WTF?!
Meanwhile, the wife looked like Beth Chapman on a bad day and the dog had emotional issues and was a biter.
Lovely.
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GERONIMO!
Charlize is the stuff fantasies are made of...but after witnessing her father brutally beat her mother....I understand her dislike of the institution of marriage....I respect both her and her momma, all men who beat women deserve to be shot...
Ok Charlize we get it. Marriage ain't for you. Now is that because your mama shot up your daddy?
"We should all have equal rights."
I totally agree...I use two equal in my coffee everyday and I'll be DAMNED if someone takes that away. Oh wait...equal RIGHTS...ok...that too!
Ive loved Charlize ever since she was snapped sucking on an apple bong…
As regards gheys being able to get married-Im firmly in support of it-first of all there will be lots of extremely tasteful good weddings to go to-after all-how many gheys have crap taste and the other thing why shouldn't they have the chance to be as fucking miserable as the rest of us?
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
She has a point.
Submitted by becky n sydney on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 8:52pm.
A Tarantino-endorsed sexual practice?
Yeah, but, as soon as you marry someone, all the toe-sucking goes out of the relationship. "Why is it always about you? My feet have needs, too, you know."
Unless you meant the boa scene in From Dusk to Dawn...
Sweetasssssssssss! Love you!
But dammit, we are going to have to have a cage match over Charlize Theron. I love her madly and will not turn her over to you without a fight.
Charlize is so beautiful she takes my breath away. Her J'adore ad makes my tummy all funny.
Submitted by stefystef on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 9:15pm.
Wow, Michael K, that is one of the most sincere and lovely post you have ever written about anyone, who wasn't a dog or a koala. *LOL*
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Wow, Michael K, that is one of the most sincere and lovely post you have ever written about anyone, who wasn't a dog or a koala. *LOL*
Charlize is one of the most beautiful women in the world because she looks amazing WITHOUT makeup. I can totally see you two as a couple. The new Hollywood power couple! I love it!!!
Her very mature and sensible statement should be the true doctrine that gay activitists should hang their hats on. Especially her last sentence.
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She has lots of LUCKY money. Most men and women do not.
Monster! Now, she is one amazing woman. Jen who?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 7:41pm.
All celebs should just shut up and look pretty.
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Submitted by RustyHooligan on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 8:28pm.
What kind of honeymoon favours?
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A Tarantino-endorsed sexual practice?
Try anything once. :P
Submitted by becky n sydney on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 8:24pm.
That's how you see this?? A business arrangement? (What kind of honeymoon favours?)
Charlize is one naturally gorgeous woman. And she hasn't fucked with her face, unlike St.Angie Ho who didn't become THEMOSTBEAUTIFULWOMANINTHEWORLD until after tweaking. No one was gasping over St. Angie Ho's beauty until that nose job and cheek implants.
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 8:18pm.
Submitted by becky n sydney on Thu, 06/30/2011 -
Re marriage: been there, done that, not going back again.
*cancelling Green Card offer*
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Business arrangements excepted.
*prepared to negotiate a "honeymoon favours" clause in contract*
Sweetas, I share your adoration of the goddess Charlize.
She's not only beautiful but a true talent. Monster is beyond awesome.
I also admire her for advocating legal gay unions, still an unpopular stance. She's using her celebrity for a good cause.
Plus, she likes the ganja. Perfect girl.
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Submitted by becky n sydney on Thu, 06/30/2011 -
Re marriage: been there, done that, not going back again.
*cancelling Green Card offer*
Submitted by Lovers Keep On ... on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 8:09pm.
Angelina hasn't been beautiful in 8-10 years. People just take a while to get used to these 'changes' which is why they're still acting like LiLo is still relevant when she hasn't held a legit job in years.
Submitted by boston61 on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 8:09pm.
Not every woman dreams of babies and a picket fence, you know. Some of us have actual goals.
She's literally the only celebrity female who I'm in awe of. She is stunning.
People can talk about Angelina all day long. Charlize is hands down the most beautiful. Not to mention she seems like an awesome person.
Marriage is not important to her because she is young and gorgeous and rich. She will change her tune in 10 years when the guys stop calling.
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Wow, that was a bit over the top, no? Brad Pitt and Seth MacFarlane (who I would lick more than a monitor for) have been saying the same thing for years.
What I want to know is the story behind her father's death in South Africa. The rumors, they swirl.
But oh yeah, she's gorgeous beyond belief.
Edit: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000234/bio
How old is this picture..and who cares..
Photoshop award!!!!
I just said that to be bitchy, I actually think she looks spectacular.
Re marriage: been there, done that, not going back again.
Submitted by Bossy on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 7:02pm.
I know it might surprise you but people who marry by the State tend to do so out of love pretty much as often as people who marry by the church. To claim love isn't a part of a civil marriage is bull.
Marriage does not constitute love but people who are in love sometimes want to get married - and to deny them that right that is awarded to their straight counterparts is discrimination.
Also Christians didn't invent marriage and the earlier iterations of that figure were based on everything - political alliances, bloodline, money, convenience, status - BUT love, so to concern ourselves nowadays with the 'primordial' reasoning behind marriage, be it religious or civil is irrelevant.
Also, she should have married Stuart Townsend because I can't and someone should. The end.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 7:43pm.
I'm glad you feel that way, I've been trying to explain that to my sister and she doesn't understand it - yet. For some reason, no matter how long you've been together, whenever someone says "boyfriend" or "girlfriend" it always sounds so temporary especially compared to "husband" or "wife." I think it is an act of love, showing that level of commitment to the other person. I want to have my fiance's last name, I want to be seen as a permanent part of his life. As you said, it is a personal issue and I guess not everyone feels that way but I'm glad to see that someone else does.
Incidentally, that doesn't look like Charlize Theron at all. Either this picture is 15 years old or it's a contendant to the Photoshop Awards.
Don't get me wrong, Charlize is gorgeous the way she is now, but I just don't think that picture looks like her.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 7:43pm.
"I know it's a really personal issue, but I don't like the idea of being, say, 50 years old living with the same woman for like 20 years and introducing her as my "girlfriend". Living together and spending that much time of your life with a sole partner is a huge commitment. I'd like to call her my wife, not my girlfriend!"
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This! When older friends of mine introduce what appear to be their spouses as their boyfriend or girlfriend I cringe a bit. It all sounds so juvenile. It also trivializes the relationship. I called the awkward neighbor kid I kissed once when I was twelve my boyfriend. I don't want to place a hopefully 30+ year relationship in the same category as that.
*edited for atrocious spelling*
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If it was me, I'd pat that bitch on her mouth lips and tell her, "What's going on here? I hate you. Seal them together."-MK on Fishtsicks Paltrow