The “Over The Moon” Watch: Denise Richards Edition

June 30, 2011 / Posted by:

Denise Richards usually looks like she was just caught in the headlights of a spaceship that flew over the moon on an empty tank of gas before crashing outside of Charlie Sheen’s octagon, but that doesn’t mean she has the right to commit a first-degree OVER THE MOON violation, but she just did! Denise has adopted a new baby friend from here in the US and announced it on Twatter last night:

Thank you all for your sweet messages. The girls and I are over the moon and so is my dad Grandpa Irv…xo
11 hours ago via web

Denise named her third daughter Eloise Joni after her mother who died of cancer 4 years ago.

Look, my soul is planking over a puddle of happiness (not really) that Denise got herself a baby who doesn’t have a drop of tiger blood and doesn’t have to play nice with the warlock’s whores every other week. Good for her etc..etc… But Denise going satellite humping over adopting a kid is inexcusable as is her stuffing words into Grandpa Irv’s mouf! Grandpa Irv would never beat the dead moon with his mouth like so many celebwhores do!

Denise knows what it feels like to have overexcited strangers on top of her and yet she does the same thing to the moon?! Shame: I’m serving Denise a giant cup of some!

And woe is Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller’s twin boys, because even though they wrote “PLEASE SAVE US” in their slobber on Denise’s driveway every morning, she didn’t get the hint. Oh, well, they can always resubmit their transfer applications to the wolves again.

via UsWeekly

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