NO SUIT FOR YOU!!

June 30, 2011 / Posted by:

The lovely and top heavy ginge known as Christina Hendricks should officially change her name to OCHO CHICHI and slap that shit on the back of her Hall of Famewhoring jersey!! Lucky Magazine reports (via Popeater), that she can’t walk in to a Wal-Mart like a normal ho and find a bathing suit that will fit her full figured ass.

She tells Lucky, “It’s really hard to find a bathing suit if you have breasts, you either get smooshed down or there’s no support.” The Queen of chichis just burped out a SALINE PLEASE!!! Bitch yammered on that her and her husband have “sketched out designs“.

To all the women out there that “have breasts” who have been soaking in solitude in their bathtubs while crying tears of leche from the 3rd degree burns they received from their cheesy ass sun lamp because they can’t find a swimsuit to wear in public, FEAR NOT, Christina feels your pain (not really)! I guess shit has changed from back when she didn’t have breasts!

Tags: Bitch Your Pancakes Look Fine To Me, Chichis, Christina Hendricks, I'm Scared

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