Megan Fox Did Not Cheat On David Silver When She Rode Shia's Douche Stick
This will come as no surprise to you sluts as this is the biggest DUH excuse given to your lovah when asked about humping on someone else’s fuck parts during a BREAK UP PERIOD, but supposedly the Fox was on hiatus from licking on her now husband Brian Austin Green when she supposedly waxed LaDouche's pocket monkey.
In response to an internet FRENZY, a nosy bitch-type (Megan texting via a prepaid ghetto phone) working on the set of the first two Transformer movies told US Weekly, “It was when Megan and Brian broke up, they had a 10-month break before getting back together.” Detective Latoya, please sit down.
On again off again relationships are somewhat familiar to me, so let me just clue you in on the five words that will save your ass in a pinch “WE WERE NOT TOGETHER THEN!” You’re welcome (it doesn’t work).
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I can't....stop looking...at her arm rolls.
ok look right-i aint no fox fan-but seriously, i'm shocked with her low standards.
now i know nowadays she is looking very plastic-but back in her prime which was roundabout when the first transformers came out she was considered the hottest woman on earth. and she bangs shitty la bouf and that 90210 dude, seriously?! she couldnt do better? if i was rocking her looks and could have anyone i wanted i would be getting gangbanged by the chippendales. fuck sakes woman if u got it fucking use it!!!!
Why does this remind me of that Friends episode? I can hear Ross screaming "We were ON a BREAK!!!" LOL
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YOU AIN'T GOT NO MONEY!!!! MOVE THE FUCK ON!
~But.Seriously.Folks
ick...i can't figure out if i'm more grossed out that shia banged megan, or that megan banged shia...
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Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent...
You know the only way he fucked her was from behind so he could pretend she was his mother. She probably thought doing the star of the movie would get her something but there was no way in hell she wanted to look at that face.
of course she is a prostitute,but team Fox all the way,this boy is inexcusable and fucking ugly i might add.
Lol.. Pocket monkey.. thank you MK or if it was a fill in for MK thank you.. This will be my new personalized license plate.. lol
OK, photo op at Madame Tussaud's.
Which one's the wax figure?
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GERONIMO!
Shia has now crossed John Meyer douche like status.
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
Blowjobs is NOT cheating!
It would not be surprising if Miss Fox and BAG and Shia the douche sat down and made this story up for publicity for their sorry rears. Shia makes BAG look like Mr. America.
Megan will be ok. I'm pretty sure David Silver was too busy dj'ing on 90210 to pass second grade math.
Not to mention offering Aaron Spelling various organs so he wouldn't have to take his daughter's virginity on- camera.
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GERONIMO!
I would totally hit her, as in fuck her, and I would totally hit him the way most of us would.
Zero idea about what is sexy about either one.
He's the kid that would have to hide between the lockers in PE and she would be the one who could give him a map on the best places to hide (room for 2)
Can the movie industry not do better than this?
Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 8:22pm.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Amazing.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
IN FACT! i would go as far to say... if times got desperate, i would have picked up the optimus prime toy robot, put in 6 alkaline batteries and closed the door to my trailer to "learn my lines".
ANYTHING but shia....
yes Josh Duhamel is fergie's squeeze, but if i was megan fox, aka a whore, i would have hit it until my parts stopped working.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 8:12pm.
So true. why does everyone think michael bay is a fucking genius?
its all fucking CGI shit, might as well watch a pixar movie.
Also, Fergie's husband is in Transformers, right? Never mind that he's _Fergie's_ full time diddler and an alleged philanderer, I would hit Josh Duhamel until he spun sideways.
eek dp! my bad
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 8:12pm.
JAZZY! <3 *tackles*
@ LoopyGorilla - LOL. YES.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Submitted by Kerfuffles on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 8:02pm.
LOL John is still a better option than shia... dont get me wrong, im holiday in new york city right now, and i can say, i would fuck 90% of the guys i walk pass.
Why is she famous? She acted in a movie based on toy robots. To be honest, the whole movie looked like a mess of CGI dumped in a blender. She may be good looking, but there are many more clones just like her.
@Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 8:05pm.
I KNOW!!!! Yes Please tyrese, i would have been on that until they called the swat team to seperate us.
I heard the movie is a disaster, but to be honest, i didnt like the first movie and never saw the second and dont intend to see this one.
and i was a fan of the cartoons when i was a young gay boy and i had transformer toys too (how butch!!)
but i didnt like the first movie, just dull.
and this third one looks the same. and from the trailers i saw, rosie huntington is not any better than megan fox, in fact i would go as far to say that the robots looked more alive than rosie.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 8:01pm.
Right? I SO would have gone for Tyrese. Yes and please.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 8:01pm.
So out of the dudes on set, the whore fucked shia?!!!
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I would have gone for John Turturro, but then again I'm gross.
So out of the dudes on set, the whore fucked shia?!!! he was on disney's even stevens, i just cant picture that shit.
anyway, im not hating on her for being a slut. but bitch come on.... even stevens? really...
Well now he bangs that smelly looking asian and she's stuck with David Silver. Ain't life peaches !
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Don't make me quote Nabokov at you. I'll do it. I promise.
What a stupid bitch, how can you fuck Even Stevens....seriously
I just cannot picture Even Stevens ontop of me doing little thrusts in and out of my punane...and making chirpy noises... i think im gonna go throw up now.
So she sleeps around during her lunch breaks?
(Megan has a short attention span.)
I love it how we're all taking 'having sex with Shia LaBoeuf' = 'trashing'. :D :D :D oh Shia, your rates are going down boy.
TO BE FAIR Shia seems to be the only one sticking for Megan in this mess. Sure, his 'revelation', if true, was douchey, but I didn't get so much the idea that he was trying to stain her immaculate public image. Still, I think she'd prefer if he kept quiet about their affair because a) she's married now, b) it's kind of private and c) she probably doesn't want anybody knowing she fucked Shia LaBoeuf. Can't blame her.
He's the type that I just want to fuck his brains out and then leave him after I get mine...
Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 7:21pm.
@Submitted by Callie on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 6:59pm.
Absolutely. And if Shia did sleep with her and is now trashing her he's even more off a douchey little fuckhead than I thought he was before.
These ass clowns could make Osama Bin Laden
sympathetic.
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How else would Megan get parts but the old fashioned way? I think she did what 100s before her, both male and female, have done to get what they wanted in H-wood. Ba(b)y and LeDouche happily did a quid pro quo deal to help her become a fanboy star. When Megan got too independent in her conversation and didn't make them out to be the gods of all things the fuckers decided to put her in her place.
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So "washing Michael Bay's Porsche" was just a metaphor? (Ponders.)
Gotdamm. He really does look (and act) like a true douche nozzle.
@Submitted by Callie on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 6:59pm.
Absolutely. And if Shia did sleep with her and is now trashing her he's even more off a douchey little fuckhead than I thought he was before.
These ass clowns could make Osama Bin Laden
sympathetic.
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How else would Megan get parts but the old fashioned way? I think she did what 100s before her, both male and female, have done to get what they wanted in H-wood. Ba(b)y and LeDouche happily did a quid pro quo deal to help her become a fanboy star. When Megan got too independent in her conversation and didn't make them out to be the gods of all things the fuckers decided to put her in her place.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
— Haruki Murakami
Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 6:51pm.
The trashing that Megs has taken the last couple of weeks has managed to make me feel bad for the dingbat. It just feels like all of those dudes sat around holding their junk after a business lunch and worked out a plan to completely destroy her. Megan Fox is just standard H-wood flesh and by the time she hit 30 she'd be over completely so it was pure pettiness to hit at her like they did.
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Absolutely. And if Shia did sleep with her and is now trashing her he's even more off a douchey little fuckhead than I thought he was before.
These ass clowns could make Osama Bin Laden sympathetic.
The trashing that Megs has taken the last couple of weeks has managed to make me feel bad for the dingbat. It just feels like all of those dudes sat around holding their junk after a business lunch and worked out a plan to completely destroy her. Megan Fox is just standard H-wood flesh and by the time she hit 30 she'd be over completely so it was pure pettiness to hit at her like they did.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
— Haruki Murakami
they're both loathesome creatures with little discernible talent, but that Shia thing's just about as sexlessly unsexy as it gets.
That is one hot bitch...with some janked up tats and some monkey assed thumbs (have you seen this bitch's thumbs???) If I were a straight guy, maybe the tats and thumbs would get me off in a kink way, but I'm a straight gal...so all I can do is stare at Megan's purty....and try to tune out the shiteous tats and chipmunk thumbs. I don't give a shit what she has to say, as I believe all celebs should be involuntarily ball gagged whenever the public mandates it.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I bet all this attention Megan Fox is getting is REALLY chapping Michael Bay's ass. (Which is pretty much the best part of this whole episode.)
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
I don't think this happened. He's just using her to hype the current film. You read his supposed confession and it's all empty innuendo. (I just wanted to use "innuendo.")
I hope he had fun taking the skin boat to Tuna Town!!!
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 5:55pm.
Submitted by NovaNightly on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 5:46pm.
Ok I suppose Shia would be an okay fit for Transformers since in the cartoon series there is generally always some dorky kid riding along and getting into trouble so the autobots have to save him. Yeah...that's Shia all the way. As for him taking Indiana Jones place...HELL NEVER EVER NO!
Yes I watch cartoons!!!!!!! ;-P
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The animated Transformers movie is less than 3 hours long because they don't have to give Spike tons of screen time. He is a minor character. Plus, I don't recall ever wanting to choke the life out of Spike, but I really hope Megatron steps on Sam.
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HA...totally. Squash him Megatron!
Yeah...all in all...I'm team SLUTTY PROFESSOR WHOREFACE. Shia & Bay can suck it! Probably did too...
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Submitted by NovaNightly on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 5:46pm.
Ok I suppose Shia would be an okay fit for Transformers since in the cartoon series there is generally always some dorky kid riding along and getting into trouble so the autobots have to save him. Yeah...that's Shia all the way. As for him taking Indiana Jones place...HELL NEVER EVER NO!
Yes I watch cartoons!!!!!!! ;-P
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The animated Transformers movie is less than 3 hours long because they don't have to give Spike tons of screen time. He is a minor character. Plus, I don't recall ever wanting to choke the life out of Spike, but I really hope Megatron steps on Sam.
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
So not only Megan is considered a ho who used sex to climb up the career ladder, but now she's a cheating skank?
Against all odds, I'm Team Megan on this one.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 5:29pm.
SNOWY HOW COULD YOU
You know he'd be calling out for his dear mommy when he came tho. SUCIO, SHIA
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 4:55pm.
Truth be told, the more Shia&Bay talk, the more I like Megan. TEAM PROFESSOR DUMBASS
Submitted by NovaNightly on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 5:28pm.
Ohhhh okayyyy...so the little slut whose only slept with "um, like 3 guys" got with Shia...so does that make him one of the three?...or did she leave off a number somewhere. lol...
Shia is a total fugly DORK btw...can't believe they keep pushing him as some great actor/action movie star. Not gonna happen.
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CO-FUCKING-SIGN! If she really hooked up with him, she's lost any cool points she's scored recently. But somehow, I still doubt she did.
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
Ok I suppose Shia would be an okay fit for Transformers since in the cartoon series there is generally always some dorky kid riding along and getting into trouble so the autobots have to save him. Yeah...that's Shia all the way. As for him taking Indiana Jones place...HELL NEVER EVER NO!
Yes I watch cartoons!!!!!!! ;-P
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"If when you die you get a choice between pie heaven and regular heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick but if not mmmboy!"