Lindsay Lohan Is Drunk Again

It's time for Delusion vs. Fact!

Delusion: Seconds after Lindsay Lohan was thrown back into the wild after completing house arrest, she told friends that she was going to have a quiet night at home with the Curious Case of Ali Lohan because she didn't want to face the paparazzi.

Fact: Hours after Lindsay Lohan was thrown back into the wild after completing house arrest, she did the drunk bitch stumble while leaving Lexington Social House early this morning with Emile Hirsch and Lyndsy Fonseca from Nikita. The paps say Blohan was in there for 5 hours. I guess she realized that the best way to face the paparazzi is with a charbroiled drunk face.

White Oprah is going to try to say that her precious child was merely spending some quality time with her friends and she only sipped on alcohol-free bottled water, but come on. If it looks like a drunk bitch, stumbles like a drunk bitch and droops its eye like a drunk bitch, it's a Lohan! I mean, who sits inside of a club for 5 hours while staying in a state of soberness? That's like putting me in front of a wall of waving dicks and telling me to keep my mouth shut. It's not in the real of any possibilities. Bitch had herself a booze bukkake orgy on her tongue and we all know it. Here we go again...

Ho is like the drunk cokehead version of Groundhog Day. LiLo wakes up, sees the shadow of a half-full bottle of Jack, downs it and BOOM! We're off again. Get drunk, snort a line, steal some shit, end up in court, get a slap on the wrist, vow to change, cackle at the justice system, get a 50th chance, get drunk, snort a line.... Tale as old as ho's face.

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Posted by: Michael K

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Drunks • Lindsay Lohan

Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 9:26am.

So who's cock did she puke on later, the squinty eyed fucker in the tan or the '98 Timberlake wannabe in the blue stripes?

Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 12:16pm.
suckandfuck and raul are like the goofus and gallant of sick humor.
the best.

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Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 9:25am.

Another pathetic FAIL for Lohan.

Submitted by CuriouserAndCur... on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 9:23am.

Sharon Stone's less attractive OLDER sister.

She's so boring.

Submitted by seejaneclick on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 9:23am.

I can forgive her for being a fucked up 20 something year old...I can forgive her for having a tragic haircolor....But what I cannot forgive... is that she is wearing a bronzer on the edge of her face, instead of a highlighter. Even trannies know you nevah evah wear makeup that way. Has she never watched Rupaul's Drag Race? Is all their hard work for naught?

It just isn't done.

Submitted by mike on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 9:22am.

She's so fucking stupid and pathetic. At least Paris Hilton was smart enough to PRETEND (for a time) to be a better person following her release.

Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 9:22am.

I blame it on the ninjas.

Submitted by yucko on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 9:21am.

She could be Sharon Stone's sister. Sharon Stone's less attractive sister. She looks like shit. If you're going to get drunk after babbling about being responsible and being taken seriously all the time, RIGHT after being let off probation, at least do it at home? Or someone else's. Somewhere you can sleep it off and not get papped being a drunk idiot.

Submitted by RustyHooligan on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 9:21am.

Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 10:46am.

Okay, first of all, to all the h8rz, she's just a confused young girl.

hahaha. Also, see how graciously she's holding up that wall?

Submitted by Jana on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 9:20am.

why doesn't she just shut up about how over-night she's a changed woman, then gets caught doing just the opposite? Makes her look just worse.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 9:20am.

Lindsay misunderstood how beer goggles work. No, Lindsay, the OTHER people are going to need to be drunk to fuck you.

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Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 9:20am.

Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 10:45am.
Second, that is not her blouse, the black guy obviously drove her there, Wal-Mart told her she could borrow that blouse, & she got her bottled water from her ex-father. How was she to know he was fucking with her? Judgmental cunts.
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LOL! They took her hostage!

Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 9:19am.

Emile's so freakin' cute - a little pocket dude. Needs some new friends though.

Submitted by Nanners on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 9:19am.

Lindsay is a fucking two-face. She actually looks pretty good in this picture but next week she'll be looking like a 45 year-old, beat-up cocktail waitress.

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 9:19am.

Submitted by boston61 on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 10:47am.

Bipolar, gay, HIV positive?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by boston61 on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 9:17am.

Bipolar, gay, HIV positive?

Submitted by Haribo on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 9:16am.

god, when i see her fugly ass i want to get drunk myself.

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

Submitted by Tinam on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 9:16am.

*yawn*

It's all fun and games until Wino gets to the gates of purgatory and slurs out, "HELLO, ATHENS!" ----MK

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 9:15am.

There are not a lot of celebs that I hate...takes too much energy...but THIS BITCH is about to get added to that list. She is making a mockery of her entire punishment. What they need to do is throw her ass in jail and take away all special privilages her ass would get for being LLohan. See if she still has that smug ass smile on her face.

UGH.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 9:15am.

at least she's not driving.

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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 9:16am.

Okay, first of all, to all the h8rz, she's just a confused young girl. This is not her fault. LEAVE LINDSAY ALONE! You're all extra hard on her because of her extraordinary talent, beauty, & innocent naivete.

Second, that is not her blouse, the black guy obviously drove her there, Wal-Mart told her she could borrow that necklace, & she got her bottled water from her ex-father. How was she to know he was fucking with her?

Judgmental cunts.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 9:15am.

Raul, hahahahhahahahahaha

I am so sick of this bitch. At least she is a pariah to society. SO many people are pissed off about how much shit she has gotten away with.

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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 9:12am.

NICE JOB L.A. COUNTY COURTS AND PROBATION! STELLAR FUCKING WORK.

Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 9:12am.

Raul wants to rip off her head and shit down her neck!

Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 12:16pm.
suckandfuck and raul are like the goofus and gallant of sick humor.
the best.

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Submitted by mitchyul on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 9:11am.

when is she not drunk, lying, drugged, being stupid, falling down and look like a whore.

Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 9:10am.

That's just Lindsay being Lindsay!

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Submitted by Poopele on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 9:10am.

big freakin' deal. she looks like every other 23 year old irish chick that ever came off of Long Island.

Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 9:09am.

I need to experience the "Waving Wall of Dicks".

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Submitted by RustyHooligan on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 9:09am.

Submitted by chinlee3 on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 10:37am.

HEY, that's my fucking necklace!

hahahaha. Entirely possible.

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 9:09am.

I noticed this morning that the sky was blue, too.

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Submitted by warmislandsun on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 9:08am.

Thin white hair, check. Stroke face, check. Smells musty, check. Nana, is that you?

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 9:08am.

Please die.

Submitted by RustyHooligan on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 9:08am.

Lyndsy Fonseca was also in Remember the Daze (oka "The Beautiful Ordinary") (2008), now mostly found in Walmart cutout bins.

Submitted by Athina on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 9:08am.

You can't sit in a bar for 5 hours and not drink. I used to live in bars when I was a boozer party girl. Now that I can't drink, I couldn't think of a more annoying place to be. You almost HAVE to be a little sauced up to put up with all the other drunk bitches.

Submitted by Thornhill on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 9:08am.

Rinse and repeat...
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Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 9:07am.

GILF!!

Submitted by chinlee3 on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 9:07am.

HEY, that's my fucking necklace!

Submitted by caprica six on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 9:06am.

"Get drunk, snort a line, steal some shit, end up in court, get a slap on the wrist, vow to change, cackle at the justice system, get a 50th chance, get drunk, snort a line.."

Somewhere in there needs to be "get a fuck u mani". Fk it, let her run with this process, because by 32 she'll be looking like Sheen. Let's not forget she's only 23 right now or some junk.
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Submitted by guest on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 9:06am.

Wonky! Is she wearing a bra @ least? Cannot tell.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

Submitted by Jonster on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 9:05am.

Bitch looks 50.

Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 9:04am.

oH. She's wearing a dress. It's still ugly.

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 9:03am.

*sprinkles Paris Hilton's uring sample on her*
The power of Christ compels you!
The power of Christ com...

...ew, Oprah reruns are on.

*eats Cheetos*
*cries like a middle-aded suburban housewife*

Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 9:03am.

Who gives a fuck? I can't wait for this bitch to die. I just hope when she wraps her car around a light pole or a tree, she takes out her mom and dad, too, and not innocent people.

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Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 9:03am.

okay - what the FUCK is she wearing?

I'm a cheap bitch, a price tag checker, a clearance rack worshipper, a Ross fanatic, so I haven't much to say about fashion EXCEPT I know CHEAPLY MADE SHIT and this snatch probably paid more than $100 for this blouse.

THIS SHIT ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE SHEER IS IT? IT'S HORRIBLE!!!!