UPDATE: A source tells The Hollywood Reporter that JRM did not try to off himself. Their source says that JRM had a relapse and sort of, kind of went a little too far with the pills.
The Sun reports that STAINS’ bulging eyeball twin Jonathan Rhys Meyers was put in the hospital on Tuesday night after she allegedly tried to take his own life by swallowing a bunch of pills at his home in London. JRM’s rep hasn’t confirmed the sadness, but one of his neighbors tells The Sun that paramedics showed up to his home after someone called 999 (that’s 911 in British). They found JRM lying on his bathroom floor and at first he told them to go away, but they eventually got him into an ambulance and took him to the hospital.
JRM didn’t have any comment to The Sun when he was released from the hospital a few hours after he checked in. JRM has had battles with the booze bottle for some time and he completed his fifth trip to rehab earlier this month. I would say that JRM is still “battling his demons” but that phrase belongs in the coffin marked OVERUSED with “over the moon.” It makes everything worse. But you know what doesn’t make everything worse? This temporary antidote to sadness:
Whoops. Did I mix my antidotes to sadness with my antidotes to comfortableness again? Because that chihuahua is so making sessy eyes at us while getting a raspberry. It’s like something that would play on Animal Planet After Dark.
Yes, don’t worry, I’m donating my brain to science so that they can figure out what makes a NOT RIGHT gutter tramp like myself turn wholesome cuteness into nastiness.
via Say OMG