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June 30, 2011 / Posted by:

Béla the fancy cat man of the South of France!

Every day Béla smears white make-up on his face until his complexion matches Nicole Kidman’s and then he travels by train all around the South of France to entertain people with his magical cat show! Okay, it’s not so much a cat show as it is Béla, dressed as one of Madge’s Vogue dancers, balancing his three sleeping beauty cats while haters who are obviously working for the local dog show try to bring him down by saying that he drugs those pussies up. The term “fightin’” can be used to describe the words that accuse a bitch of Britney Spears-ing their cats!

Of course Béla doesn’t stir crushed ludes into his cat’s Velveeta grits like Daddy Spears does. They just naturally love him so. Or maybe his face make-up is made of powdered milk and that’s what keeps the pussies around. Whatever the case may be, somebody made a short movie about him and here it is!

Crazy cat ladies of the world, brush the layers of feline hair off your palms and get to fapping, because Béla is obviously your new wet dream star! If you’ve already started fapping before wiping the feline hair off your palms, just roll your chocha over a lint brush afterward. That’s what they’re for!

Video via Buzzfeed (Image via Flickr)

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