Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

This foreign born actress who people either seem to love or hate is probably B- list here, but actually probably closer to A in her own country. Anyway, she has a new boyfriend and he thinks he is the only one in her life. He is a bit paranoid and jealous and he should be, because he is not the only guy in her life. I don’t blame her. She was in a long term relationship and wants to play the field awhile. She just does not want the new boyfriend to find out about the field playing. (CDAN)

Many have tried, but no mere mortal man has been able to completely tame Sienna Miller’s jaws of life vagina! Besides, that Tom Sturridge dude looks like a homeless hipster who lives in trees and fishes cig butts out of gutters, so she probably just sees this as giving back to the community.

Sienna Miller is my final guess?

This D List celebrity from Reality TV is proud of the fact that he’s gotten three different women in three different States pregnant. Not so proud that he wants it published of course, which is why he’s promised each woman the world once he ‘finally hits it big,’ if they’ll just be patient and be quiet. However, at a hot tub party recently, the sleazy star bragged to friends about all the women he’s ‘put it to.’ (BuzzFoto)

Life is really playing a cruel and terrible joke on all of us if there’s actually working sperm fishes in The Situation’s nasty testicles instead of douche curdles and fake tanner globs.

What Oscar-winning actor is already being blasted as a deadbeat dad BEFORE his baby’s even born?! The brooding actor hasn’t ponied up for his baby mama’s prenatal care because he’s been too busy romancing a hot new gal! (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)

Benicio Del Toro and Kimbo Stewart? You know, I completely forgot Kimbo was knocked up with a horse wolf baby. I was beginning to think it was a simultaneous nightmare we all had together.