Or, more specifically, the White Devil. REPORTED for racism. TMZ just broke the story that some lame ass group called SwagSec who thinks they can “take back the internet” by posting rambling incoherent shit on a crackhead’s website hacked into Amy Winehouse’s official site today and spooged a bunch of hateful words all over the place (screengrab below), because they wanted to “take back the internet from the white devil.”
I take great issue with this!! First of all, Amy may not BE CHRISSSSCHUUUN but I think It’s safe to say that she’s less the Lord of Darkness and more like the Baglady or Homeless Drunk of Darkness. Pretty much harmless, really. ALSO I would like to point out that she’s more nicotine yellow than she is white. And finally, you can take something, but you can’t take it back if it wasn’t yours in the first place. The only man qualified to take back the internet is Al Gore, dumbasses.