Thursday, June 30th 2011

Amy Winehouse Is Tha DEBIIIIL

Or, more specifically, the White Devil. REPORTED for racism. TMZ just broke the story that some lame ass group called SwagSec who thinks they can "take back the internet" by posting rambling incoherent shit on a crackhead's website hacked into Amy Winehouse's official site today and spooged a bunch of hateful words all over the place (screengrab below), because they wanted to "take back the internet from the white devil."

I take great issue with this!! First of all, Amy may not BE CHRISSSSCHUUUN but I think It's safe to say that she's less the Lord of Darkness and more like the Baglady or Homeless Drunk of Darkness. Pretty much harmless, really. ALSO I would like to point out that she's more nicotine yellow than she is white. And finally, you can take something, but you can't take it back if it wasn't yours in the first place. The only man qualified to take back the internet is Al Gore, dumbasses.

Thanks MK

TMZ

Posted by: Sweetas


chuckie3's picture

LOL
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Migraineuse's picture

I love Wino.
I always will.
That is all.

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Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 6:38pm.
Submitted by ba-buttons on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 6:29pm.

Might be Nation of Islam types. They don't like the Jews.

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White racists LOVE to spread this kind of minstrelsy around the internet and claim it is black people doing it. I will bet money that those behind this are white as sheets, trying to spread their Turner Diary race war shit.

I would also bet that ba-buttons has never met a "Nation of Islam type", and hasn't a goddamn clue what "they" like. Ba-button's reputation as a shit-stirrer when it comes to race precedes him/her.

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What's that? Oh, wait, I'll let the wisest amongst the Nation of Islam let us know just what fuckin' type of trash they are...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiQG23S2cZ4

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Centaurious's picture

I honestly think that if anyone read Wino's blog and it WASN'T like a giant log of dessicated shit that came out of Tracy Morgan's ass, they'd be shocked.

If it was like, all nice and sweet, then they'd be concerned.
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Whatever's picture

Can she even lift her head out of the toilet to read what is going on?

Hysteria's picture

Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 6:25pm.
How much do you want to bet SwagSec's office looks just like an Arkansas Junior Klan meeting?
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I bet the bank. Excellent point. They (white evangelical racists) are just nutty enough to do this shit. They be the DEBilllls.
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Like Amy's gonna notice rambling, incoherent shit on her website.
Probably can't remember her own name most days.

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Submitted by ba-buttons on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 6:29pm.

Might be Nation of Islam types. They don't like the Jews.

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White racists LOVE to spread this kind of minstrelsy around the internet and claim it is black people doing it. I will bet money that those behind this are white as sheets, trying to spread their Turner Diary race war shit.

I would also bet that ba-buttons has never met a "Nation of Islam type", and hasn't a goddamn clue what "they" like. Ba-button's reputation as a shit-stirrer when it comes to race precedes him/her.

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Might be Nation of Islam types. They don't like the Jews.

Call me crazy but she's wicked hot. Would do everthing to her. Would wreck that bitch.

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How much do you want to bet SwagSec's office looks just like an Arkansas Junior Klan meeting?

I've always preferred Beelzebub.

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Submitted by mahaatma on Tue, 06/28/2011 - 2:48pm.

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Nice post Sweetas! I was LOL-ing and the rest of the office here wasn't amused.

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mike's picture

How did MK never use this pic of Winehouse (or did he?)?

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnkvrc1qKG1qglg3no1_500.jpg

snowpiece's picture

M.E. I thought you were fluent in Nigerian?!?! LOL

LMAO Sweetas, * The only man qualified to take back the internet is Al Gore, dumbasses."

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DianaDeath's picture

I always figured she was Jewish! Weinhaus?

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Thanks for that MK, you just nearly made me spit my sangria over my brand new monitor.

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I love DListed quality photos.

angel_i's picture

O they run the internet do they? Send these fuckers over here and we'll show'em who runs things!

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ewe's picture

In that screen cap, isn't that fat Usher from the Friday video?

angel_i's picture

LOL! This picture. I dunno. I love it.
Wino ALWAYS gives great face.

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SwagSec? Reminds me of those dudes who fucked the hell out of their Ottoman ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k98bRUOb4gin ) in an effort to be 'sexy'. Oh and that "swag" shit got worn the fuck out in like two days.

What's that Lassie? Corny as fuck? You said it, girl.

Well, she is White, her eyes are blazing and that crackhive looks like hell. Not too far of a leap.

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Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 3:18pm.
Uh, OK. The SwagSec rep. has a reverse hair lip
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Ahahaha..I love how you never miss the important details.

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it's not god...

IT"S NOT CHRISTIAN!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

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REPORTED

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 3:15pm.
Wait, what the fuck is this post about?
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I second that emotion.

Excuse me while I get drunk for Canada Day.

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twerk those stumps!

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Is that a deck of cards in Amy's hand? How awesome. I'm going to start doing that - make everyone think I'm on my way to swindle the pants off of someone. Respect.

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Pure Trash's picture

LOL

mike's picture

I've pointed this out before, but Amy DOES bear some resemblance to R. Crumb's Devilgirl. Google it.

Chirio's picture

lol Sweetas!!! You rhymed at " and more like the Baglady or Homeless Drunk of Darkness. Pretty much harmless, really." lol!!! such great poet our Sweetas!!! ;D

Coma Caca!
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P.T.Bull's picture

I just thought she did a rap album and those were the lyrics...

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THANKS FOR POINTING OUT MY STUPIDITY SAM! ♥

*shuffles out of thread*

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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 3:35pm.
When I hear the term "White Devil" I immediately think of Ace Ventura II.
"Equinsu ocha!"

"Ekwensu ocha". It's Igbo (Nigerian).

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LMAO at the main pic!!
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Submitted by kate773 on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 11:06am.

M.E.'s picture

When I hear the term "White Devil" I immediately think of Ace Ventura II.

"Equinsu ocha!"

So Amy Winehouse is the Devil. Good for her.

M.E.'s picture

I'm lost.

DeeDee's picture

Uh, OK. The SwagSec rep. has a reverse hair lip.

Lucifer_Sam's picture

Wait, what the fuck is this post about?

Unlike the taut, gripping writing you usually find on Amy's site?

Lucifer_Sam's picture

Fuck, did I miss the memo? Is racism the new black?

FunFilled's picture

I mean, if you read it on the internets it gotta be true.