But Where Is That Baby’s Wiglet?!

June 29, 2011 / Posted by:

The Real Housewives of Atlanta’s Kim Zolciak has earned a NOT RIGHT certificate from the Wig and Weave Association of America by displaying her newborn baby in a state she wouldn’t be caught dead in: BALD AND WIGLESS.

Kim showers with a waterproof wig on, because if something should happened she would never want the paramedics to catch her with two stray hairs on her head and a whole lot of exposed scalp pores, but yet she pushes York Reggaj (I refuse to call him Kroy Jagger or K.J.) out with a naked head? While I fire off an anonymous tip to Child Protective Services’ baby wig snatching division, you can read what Kim told Life & Style about Baby York.

“I’m just so crazy in love with K.J. – I’m always kissing his big old lips.

The actual delivery itself was very private, very personal. To be in such a happy place with Kroy there, it was definitely very emotional. It couldn’t have been more perfect. I’m 100,000 percent certain that Kroy is the one for me.

I definitely would like one more child. I would love to have K.J. walking by the wedding. He could be the little ring bearer!”

Open the toilet seat, because this is some real shit right here! “Just so crazy in love with K.J.“? How dare this wig boning bitch bring Beyonce, the empress of wigs, into this by quoting one of her songs! Kim quotes Beyonce but then goes against her beliefs by not putting a wig on it. Cruel and unusual punishment! Let me be the mother that Kim ain’t by trying to right this wrong:

There! Much better and totally not creepy!

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