Running In Heels – The Mission: Impossible Trailer

June 29, 2011 / Posted by:

Here’s the first trailer for Mission: Impossible 4 – Ghost Protocol, which proves that not since Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman has a sessy femme fatale worked the soles off of a pair of fuck you heels by running after their rivals. Seriously, if you told a ho this was really a trailer for next year’s Running with Heels marathon, they wouldn’t say you were lying. They also wouldn’t accuse you of lying if you said that most of the movie’s post-production budget was spent on erasing “the lure” (aka a dildo on a stick) that made Tommy run run ruuuuuun.

And the only to watch this mess of a trailer is to mute the sound and play this with it:

Mission Impossible 4: – Gimme Gimme Cha Cha Heels!

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