In case you missed it, here’s Blake Shelton, Xtina, Adam Levine and Cee Lo Green doing “Under Pressure” during last night’s The Voice. This shit looks more like the opening number to your children’s nightmare. You’ve got Blake looking like a background extra from King of the Hill, Xtina looking like a cartoon Grandmama Addams on bath salts, Adam looking like Jane’s brother from Daria and Cee Lo looking like the ripped out heart of Trash Heap. Not only did they look a mess, but they sounded like a damn mess too. This is what it sounds like when a squeaky dump truck carrying a cat orgy crashes into a walrus howling contest.
“It’s the terror of knowing…..what Blake, Xtina, Adam and Cee Lo sound like when they sing together.”
It’s times like this that I wish The Voice was really The Mutes.