Oh, How The Mighty Have Fallen
Speaking of WELL, WELL, WELL…the host of the show To Catch A Predator has been doing some pretty predacious stuff himself. The man who has made his name using hidden cameras to bust pedophiles trying to net a little underage action has been caught on hidden camera by a National Enquirer sting operation netting a little action of his own. Well, at least she’s over 18, but there’s that whole “married to someone else” thing.
The Daily Mail says that Chris Hansen, 51 and host of the show, was caught dining with Kristyn Caddela, a 30 year old Florida journalist, at Ritz-Carlton hotel in Manalapan before jetting back to her Palm Beach apartment where they didn’t leave until 8am the next morning. I’m sure she was just interviewing him for her journalistic, um, endeavors and his wife Mary approves. ESCANDALO!!!
They reportedly met in March while Hansen was on location in South Florida investigating the disappearance James ‘Jimmy T’ Trindade. Maybe he was looking for clues in her chocha. The Daily Mail goes on to say that they left the restaurant at 9:15, cruised the shore, then filled up with gas and later booze, getting back to her place at about 10pm for some INVESTIGATING, not bow-chicka-bow-wow, you jaded sluts.
Why is it always the righteous ones that have cemeteries in their own closets? LOOK OVER THERE!! DON’T LOOK AT WHAT I’M DOING!! PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN!!! At least he kept it semi-legal (note: the law kinda frowns at cheating on your spouse) but tsk tsk at Chris. Nothing is sacred kids, and not in the way I was talking about last night. Thanks alot, Chris. This is why we can’t have nice things.
Thanks DeeDee and MK!
A Note from Michael K: Thank you to Sweetas for covering Chris Hansen’s starring role in “To Catch A Cheating Man Whore” produced The National Enquirer. Today, irony tastes like room temperature lemonade and the tears of sweet revenge trickling down the greasy cheeks of a caught pedophile. I just have to add that the children of America can safely skip through the Internet and sleep with their windows wide open tonight, because the pedos and Pedobear will be too busy doing the victory conga line in his cave! Oh, and we all should’ve seen this coming. I mean, Chris Hansen is really fucking good at hiding in pantries (a plus for any man cheater) and he already has a storage room full of the condoms, Astroglide and wine coolers he steals from all the pedos. “Why don’t you have a seat over here,” said Chris Hansen to his side whore as he pointed at his crotch.