File this under: You can’t keep the crazy down for long.
Earlier this year, Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry tried to stain each other’s pristine reputations (not really) by trying to make the other sound as crazy as possible. Halle’s side accused Gabriel of being a racist baby abuser and his side accused her of being a beautiful woman wrapped around a stick of bat shit. But when both sides realized that they were quickly pushing Nahla into a future of daddy issues and chewable Prozac pills, they cooled their scorned anuses on an icy cold bowl of THINK OF THE CHILD. It didn’t last very long, because TMZ reports that they’re fighting over Nahla again.
Halle’s lawyers filed papers in court yesterday morning claiming that Gabriel has violated their child custody agreement by putting Nahla at risk again. The documents state that the red flag in Halle’s head hasn’t gone down and she’s concerned about her daughter’s safety when she’s with Gabriel. Halle used an “overseas incident that put Nahal’s safety in danger” as an example. The source wasn’t specific so we’re all left wondering what Gabriel keeps doing that makes Halle drag her lawyers to court.
You know what else I’m wondering? Whatever happened to the good old days when mad bitches kept their shit out of the courts and took it to the front yard of their houses instead? You knew your split-up parents still loved you when your daddy would come to pick you up for the weekend and you’d watch them throw plants, soil bombs and hateful words at each other. Nothing says “We still love you” like your mom snatching your overnight backpack off your shoulder before telling you to take your ass inside. Nowadays, crazy dumb whores are willing to expose themselves to harsh court lighting and wood paneling in the name of child custody. It’s gross and wrong.
And does Halle’s insane ass really expect me to believe that a father who nom noms on his daughter’s foot funk in front of the paps would ever do anything to harm her?