Halle Berry And Gabriel Aubry Are At it Again
File this under: You can't keep the crazy down for long.
Earlier this year, Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry tried to stain each other's pristine reputations (not really) by trying to make the other sound as crazy as possible. Halle's side accused Gabriel of being a racist baby abuser and his side accused her of being a beautiful woman wrapped around a stick of bat shit. But when both sides realized that they were quickly pushing Nahla into a future of daddy issues and chewable Prozac pills, they cooled their scorned anuses on an icy cold bowl of THINK OF THE CHILD. It didn't last very long, because TMZ reports that they're fighting over Nahla again.
Halle's lawyers filed papers in court yesterday morning claiming that Gabriel has violated their child custody agreement by putting Nahla at risk again. The documents state that the red flag in Halle's head hasn't gone down and she's concerned about her daughter's safety when she's with Gabriel. Halle used an "overseas incident that put Nahal's safety in danger" as an example. The source wasn't specific so we're all left wondering what Gabriel keeps doing that makes Halle drag her lawyers to court.
You know what else I'm wondering? Whatever happened to the good old days when mad bitches kept their shit out of the courts and took it to the front yard of their houses instead? You knew your split-up parents still loved you when your daddy would come to pick you up for the weekend and you'd watch them throw plants, soil bombs and hateful words at each other. Nothing says "We still love you" like your mom snatching your overnight backpack off your shoulder before telling you to take your ass inside. Nowadays, crazy dumb whores are willing to expose themselves to harsh court lighting and wood paneling in the name of child custody. It's gross and wrong.
And does Halle's insane ass really expect me to believe that a father who nom noms on his daughter's foot funk in front of the paps would ever do anything to harm her?
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Submitted by RustyHooligan on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:26pm. Agreed! Well done Judge Booty!
My bets are on Gabriel, i think Halle is hella crazy
I come in peace, they go in pieces.
The only interesting thing about this post is that Gabriel is looking hot. Hot hot hot hot.
I'd still do the both of them without a hesitation. Goddamn, that was a beautiful couple.
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 7:45pm.
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Nope. She now claims she was "cured" of it.
Submitted by Bjork You on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 7:56pm.
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Doctors called Halle out on the diabetes story because she claimed she was "cured" of it. Also, the deaf story was proven false because a number of directors, etc., said Halle could hear fine of the set (remember she claimed total deafness in one ear). Then Halle later said the problem miraculously was fixed. Since Halle's claiming so many miracles of late, I wonder why she can't get one that renders her no longer crazy.
Thankfully, the judge will only have one thing on his/her mind: The best interests of the chid. I think family court judges have seen enough bullshit to fill the ocean. Gabriel will get to see his daughter and they won't fall for Halle's crazy antics. Racist? Really? C'mon Halle, you're gonna have to do better than that. Dangerous incident? Fuck, those courts saw Brit Brit's country bumpkin ass drivin' her chirruns on her lap, shaving her head, beating a car with an umbrella, getting hauled off to the looney bin, walking to Starbucks unbathed, braless and a dead animal busted weave on her head and that bitch STILL has her kids! Sorry Halle - Gabe's not goin' down!
Holy Mother Of God that man is fine!
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The family-law judge should resolve this in a rational, mature fashion: Order the parents to film a nude pose-off. The more pouty gets primary custody. The profits from the resulting DVD to be held in trust for Nahla's long-term therapy. *brings down gavel*
Submitted by Anonymoussss on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 4:40pm: "What's the 'cheat day' food thing she's talking about? Does she have the kid on some Hollywood diet??
Remember, this is the woman who LIED about being diabetic, LIED about being deaf from a beating, LIED about hitting someone with her car - twice - and fled the scene - twice."
How do you know this, especially about the diabetes and deafness? I know about the hit-and-run (though I didn't know twice; same accident?), and I also think she said that she was misdiagnosed regarding the level of diabetes. As far as the deafness, she'd talked about a famous actor who had slapped her so hard upside the head that she was deaf in one ear. Now I don't know about the level of deafness, but her hearing on that side wasn't at full capacity. I do know that some guy (I so want to say Al B Sure!) finally came forward to stop the rumours that it was him; he basically outed Wesley Snipes as the slapper.
Oh yeah Halle your child looks completely traumatizes.
Does Gabriel ever look less than perfect?
Halle Berry DOES have diabetes - not sure what the lie is the other poster is referring to. She was misdiagnosed with Type 1, but she actually has Type 2.
Always sad when neither parent is capable of behaving like an adult. :(
Little Nahla is gorgeous.
Damn, God was having a mighty fine day when he made that man.
ps - Berry has lied about a suicide attempt TWICE so I take what she says with a grain of salt.
They need to duke it out in private within the courts.
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Nahla is adorable and looks just like Gabriel, I pray Halle doesn't mess this child up for life.
What's the "cheat day" food thing she's talking about? Does she have the kid on some Hollywood diet??
Remember, this is the woman who LIED about being diabetic, LIED about being deaf from a beating, LIED about hitting someone with her car - twice - and fled the scene - twice.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 10:37am.
They are both at fault. She should have had an anonymous donor and he shouldnt have impregnated a known crazy woman.
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Halle needs to get over herself and see a shrink for the sake of her child!
Halle Berry will be the one to lose custody of Nahla. This is the same crazy shit that Dwayne Wade's ex-wife did, every other month some new drama concerning the children. She will look unstable, seriously calling a man who was in a relationship with her for years a racists??? Bitch needs to stop cease and desist or she will be paying him child support and having no visitation rights.
I live in LA and saw him and Nahla at the Beverly Center a few months ago. He was swinging her around and carrying her on his shoulders just like this. There were no paps in the mall so it obviously wasn't for show. He's breathtaking in person.
GA, Jared Leto, Jason Lewis and Shemar Moore basically prove to me that God exists.
You could spread that man on a cracker and I would be happy for the rest of my life just nibbling on the edges.
Who the hell would divorce that?
I usually take a woman's side in these matter, but not this time!!!
Halle is out of her FUCKIN' MIND!!! She has really lost it.
It is funny that she has gone back to her old hair style and her old look in a desperate attempt to re-capture her hotness from 10 years ago.
Her actions in court are the actions of a woman full of spite and the money to cause trouble. I always knew that Halle was one of those insecure, high-maintenance bitches who would drive their men crazy. This just proves it.
You can't even talk to her ex-husbands about her. David Justice won't even say her name! She better stop this shit before the BS ruins her rep in Hollywood and turns off even more people.
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Here we go. She will be accusing him of horrible stuff next, and I never think this, usually I am always ready to blame the man.
Gabe, file papers in Montreal and go for full custody in QC.
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Nahla seems to have a lovely relationship with her father the problem is that she has a crazy mother. It seems Halle is going out of her way to ruin her daughter's relationship with her father. I don't think this has anything to do with her safety that's just an excuse she knows Nahla is safe with Gabriel.
The lil' one looks so happy with her dad. I would have given so much for moments like those featured in the photo gallery. Halle, stop being a fucking cunt.
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I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 8:36am.
Ahem, points at TI's wife, Tiny.
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LMBAO!!!
Submitted by SuperJ on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:46pm.
She's just crazy. That's it.
I'm with you J. Martinez must not be fucking her right, because none of this would happen if he was putting it down betwixt the sheets. Me thinks she misses that Aubry peen lovin'.
Halle isn't exactly working with a full deck. Remember years ago she was driving (probably intoxicated) and hit another car and left the other driver injured without stopping...not exactly a sign of good moral character.
She's just crazy. That's it.
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Wonder if Gabriel is covering up a big old bald spot. Never see him without a cap on these days.
She is like the black widow spider. She mates and then eats the male spider afterwards. The bitch may be beautiful but she's MEANNNNNNNNN.
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:12am.
I lost all respect for Berry when she made her Oscar acceptance speech. She basically drewled all over herself for being a role model for black women everywhere while pretending to be all humbled by the experience. A truly bad piece of acting, for which she should have simultaneously received The Razzie Award for Worst Actress.
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Definitely.
Halle's Oscar acceptance speech with side servings of sobs and tears has been one of the most embarrassing moments in the Academy Awards history.
Submitted by Poopele on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:03am.
That's one ugly kid. They should change it's name to Rumor.
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That is the cutest kid in Hollywood but I bet Gabriel regrets the day he stuck his doo hilly in Berry cha cha!
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Nahla is such a cutie. I'm so sorry she has been dragged to this mess between her parents. And the paps following her around don't help, either.
Another link said she's on him if he's 5 minutes late returning Nahla or gives her pizza on a "non-cheat" day. You know, life-ending, grievous bodily harm shit like that.
She's pathetic. Berry grew up without her dad (and look what a sparkling example she's turning out to be), and now she's hell bent on doing the same to her own daughter.
The moral of this story is....is you make babies with crazy bitches you WILL pay for the rest of that child's natural life....if not longer.
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The haters here really need to go. Save for all the deadbeat dads out there. U must be one of them and you're jealous of Gabriel cause he's not a deadbeat.
Halle should be oh so grateful that nahla's dad is in the picture!!! Wake up woman!
I lost all respect for Berry when she made her Oscar acceptance speech. She basically drewled all over herself for being a role model for black women everywhere while pretending to be all humbled by the experience. A truly bad piece of acting, for which she should have simultaneously received The Razzie Award for Worst Actress.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
(Just remember, Cow Appreciation Day is July 15th)
These pictures of him with Nahla are so beautiful!
I think Halle just wants to be a pain in the ass by taking him to court all the time!! I wish she would just stop and think what all of this will do to that little girl.
I guess she wanted a hot guy to be the dad of her first kid, but I guess she didn't really want him involved in the kid's life. Selfish B&^ch. :]
That's one ugly kid. They should change it's name to Rumor.
I have officially lost ALL respect for Halle Berry during this whole "one drop"/ child custody battle. She has ventured into the Terrence Howard crazy territory.
I think she is a disgusting woman.
that man clearly loves his daughter. unless there's some earth-shattering news here, Halle is just being a conniving baby momma. sad.
First off, the child is ADORABLE.
Second off, I read the title as going at it again...argh, what's wrong with me.
They are both at fault. She should have had an anonymous donor and he shouldnt have impregnated a known crazy woman.
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Because all D-listed sluts urgently need to know how to make marshmallow and popcorn brain balls:
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tired of the race/genetic discussion...
i just hate it when pretty people fight...
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This fucking whore is such a USDA, Grade A, government-inspected CUNT! If she didn't want any involvement by the father, then she should have just sucked that sperm up in that big-ass cunt of hers, ditched that dick, been seen with a few other guys and then announce she was pregnant and just go on about her cunty-ass ways and keep'em guessing about the father. That child should be taken away from HER!
"Google me, you dumb fuck!", said some punk bitch rookie cop.
She reminds me of the girl who played Lyra in "The Golden Compass". She has a similar little-girl-fierceness about her.