Afternoon Crumbs
UNCHAINED BLOHAN: Lindsay Lohan is free today! Synchronize your “When will the ho fuck up again?” watches! – Radar Online
Florence Brudenell-Bruce, I got your number, hussy! – Lainey Gossip
Rosie Huntington-Whateverly in the Windsor Fashions prom dress you thought made you look like Jessica Rabbit – The Superficial
Rudy Giuliani is a liaaaaar – Towleroad
Madam Tussauds puts way too much Cremora in Alicia Keys’ wax statue – Celebitchy
I don’t know who Paula LaBareAss is, but I do know she has talents – Hollywood Tuna
Rosie Jones was nice enough to dramatize my first meeting with Prince Hot Ginge’s peen (NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Snooki looks different – The Berry
If you’re on the board of the “PIPE DOWN ON THE PIPPA” campaign, don’t click on these pictures – Just Jared
It’s like a postcard from Maury – Popsugar
And then JWoww toppled forward, which would probably improve her face situation – Popoholic
Vintage footage of Ma from Ma’s Roadhouse as a child – The Daily What
No arguments here – OMG Blog
Penny Cruz’s face is nibbling on the edges of my soul – Hollywood Rag
So is Alexa Chung’s – I’m Not Obsessed
Matt Damon doesn’t want to destroy Sarah Palin’s children – Videogum
What it would look like if AWWW ejaculated – Cityrag